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During the Monica Clinton affair, I thought oral sex was supposed to be kissing. That lead to a lot of confusion when I heard you could get STDs from it.
Okay with blowjobs When I was younger I knew it involved putting the guys cock in your mouth...but I thought it meant you actually BLEW while it was in your mouth! For the life of me I couldn't figure out how you'd breathe properly while doing that...or what would be so enjoyable about it!
Srsly
Until age 12 or so I thought a blow job was the wind blown hair you't get from sticking your head out the window in a car or driving in a convertible. I used to tell my mom I just got a blow job!
K
One of my stupid friends didn't know what a blow job was until 8th grade. She thought it was an insult and went around calling people "blow jobs". Needless to say, she got some pretty wierd looks.
Tell It Like It is.
I thought a blow job was something you took your car into the shop for.
Jill
one of my friends used to believe oral sex was blowing on a guy's penis...this coming from the term blow job...i tried to tell her the truth but she didn't believe me till she was 14
I knew "oral" had to do with your mouth, so it made sense to my 6 six year old self that "oral sex" meant kissing.
Well, one day my father and I were watching some TV special showing a man singing with the microphone right up to his lips, and i, of course, had to show off by proclaiming, "look daddy that man is giving the microphone oral sex!"
How proud he must have been of the public school system that day...
Em
when i was young i herd about blow jobs and i thought that it meant drying you'r hair .one day when i was washing my hair i asked my sister if she could give me a blow job (im a boy) and then she looked at me like i was crazy, she said no way u pervert. then i told my mom my sister wouldnt give me a blow job lol
wow
I used to believe that a blow job was where the lady at the hair salon would get horny and start blowing on a mans penis. i thought that oral sex was when a girl made out with a mans penis, and that 'humping' was when a man put his penis (humped) a girls boobs. this made since because the boobs were humps and the penis was a hump...?
Mizzunderstood
I used to believe a blowjob was when you blew kisses.
Gabe
i found out a few weeks/months ago that no, oral sex is NOT when you talk dirty to eachother. i could never figure out what was so arousing about that anyway...
Oops!
When I was younger I used to believe that nobody actually gave blow jobs, people just made them up to sound cool.
when i was 6 my 18 year old brother said that a blow job was when a guy used a blow dryer on their penis and they had a "special" feeling. So when i was 12 i started masterbating and i thought if i guy could have this "special" feeling so could girls, nothing happend.
i thought a blow job was when u blew in your vagina and then had an orgasm.
i used to belive that you could get pregnant only by swallowing sperm
italian girls
I used to think "Oral Sex" meant making out.
J
I was once told, and believe this almost fully, that you would get lock-jaw from giving a guy a blow job if you did it for a too long. This was told to me 7 years ago.
Not Jesus II's Mamma
When I was little my older brother told me that if I gave a boy a blow job, I'd get cancer and die.
At the age of 12, and a rather embarassing moment in Sex Education, I realised that this was a lie.
When i confronted him he assured me that he had only said it to protect me, and in fact the real danger was that if a boy orgasmed in my mouth the little tadpole-like sperm would go into my belly and turn into frogs, and Then I would die.
When I was younger, I heard my mom talking about a blow job. I took the context and concluded that it was a sexual thing, but unfortunantly, didn't have a clue what it really was. Until I hit high school, I really thought it was the act of blowing air on a penis.
When I was little I thought sex was when a women gave a man a blow job , I thought it was really gross cuase i ask my mother wat would happen if he peed hahahah gross
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