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Until I was 13 years old, I thought that a blow job was when a woman blew on a man's penis, which caused it to get hard..
In elementary school we'd given oral reports standing in front of the class. I didn't know what oral meant so I assumed it meant "to stand." When I first heard about oral sex I believed it meant "to have sex standing up." I believed this for many years.
When i was pretty little, I remember hearing my brother talking to his friend. He was excited, because he was going on a date with his girlfriend, and was sure she was going to give him head. when he came back later, he seemed pretty discouraged, and called his friend. i listened on the phone, and found out that the date had not gone where he wanted it to go.
so, being the nice sister i was, i decided I was going to give my brother head!
i pulled the head off my barbie doll, and gave it to him...
i thought that oral sex wuz just smooching not blowjobs
that a blow job was just blowing on someones penis through clothes
RYAN
I came from a very strict and prudish family. My parents still lived with my grandparents and for the first 10 years of my life we were a big, happy family. However, because of my grandparents presence, my parents never had THE TALK. Dammit... Anyway, one day (when I was about 17) I was permitted to go round to a friends house one day- a boy I'd known since I was 7. Of course, they didn't think anything could happen- they'd known him for so long they were sure he didnt know anything about sex either. But he didnt live with his grandparents and he knew ALL about it. Anyway, we were in his room listenin 2 music when he said 'dya wanna play dares?' So we did the usual stuff, shout tings out the window, empty the shampoo bottle on ur parents bed... when he said 'i dare you to give me a blowjob' so i agreed and went out the room. HE off course got 'it' out and er.... ready. MEanwhile I thought he wanted me to give him a cut and blowdry! I got scissors and hairdryers etc and was shocked 2 see his thing when i returned. He fainted when he saw the scissors adn I had to call and amulance. In the end it was the driver who gave me the talk. Needless to say I wasn't allowed to see the guy anymore...
danielle
My little sister (who is 13) came up to me the other day and said, "I used to think a blowjob was when a girl shaved a guys "thing" I felt bad for laughing, but I just couldn't see how she could have come up with that!!
Ashley
When I was little I heard my brother talking about a blow job. I didn't know what it was and I didn't want to ask him, but I knew it had something to do with a man. So for the longest time I thought that it was when you put your butts up against each other and fart on each other. Wow I was so wrong, but its still funny.
Kitty
when i was young i believed that a blowjob was when someone blew on your penis
john reed
My best mate Tina, once told me that when she was about 17, she did her first blow job, with her then boyfriend, problem is tho, she'd never given one before, so after ten minutes her bloke exasperated, asked her 'you gonna put it in your mouth or what? she'd only been blowing air onto it for the previous 10 minutes, hence "blow job" poor love was so embarrassed, guess I'd be too, lol
Julie S
I used to think that when people spoke of blow jobs they actually talking about blowing on each others privates!
Ang
my friend used to beileve when u ate a girl out you were supposed to put ketchup and salt on her and actually eat it
jordan
I honestly thought that when you gave a guy a blow job that you would just blow on it and that would feel good for him. Good thing I found out what it really was before I did it huh? How embarrassing would that be?!
Anon
i used 2 think that sex was when the girl gave the guy a blowjob and he put his penis in her bellybutton
blow me down
When I was in middle school, I used to think that 'eating a girl out' meant that you put food in a girl's vagina and then ate that food.
boy, was I in for a surprised when I got to college.
Cam
When I was Young I thought Giving A Blowjob is a lady washing your car
a friend of mine, in grade 7, who I didnt really like, used to believe that giving head meant rubbing the persons head, with your hand. Needless to say, we all knew what it was, and thought it was hilarious that he didnt.
Mike B
Knowing that a blow job was sucking on his penis, I believed for the longest time that a hand job was sucking on his fingers :oP
Cheshire
When I was younger, I thought that when you gave a blow job you would actually blow on it!
when i was like 5 or 6 there was a slim jim comercial that said grab a slim jim and "eat me". well the next day i was going around saying "eat me" to people and my mom heard me and i was punished and i didn't know why! many years later i found out the real reason why i got in so much trouble. me and my mom laugh about it till this day!
Amanda P.
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