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i thought that only a girl could have an orgasm and that a guy didnt. i dont really understand why i thought that though.
i also thought that a blow job meant u had to like actually blow on the penis.. like put it in your mouth and blow it.. like to blow up a balloon or something
Katy
I used to believe "eating a girl out" actually involved a spoon.. oh jeez.
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I used to think oral sex was making out. I don't know why.
I thought that oral sex meant kissing, and hence told several people that my parents had oral sex all the time, even at the dinner table! Oops!
Sarah
As a child I use to think a "blow-job" was when you blew air all over the boys body.... boy was I wrong!
I used to think blow jobs were when you held a penis and blew on it. Of course this was when I was 12.
Marisa
I believed that oral sex was when 2 people frenched kissed
When I was about 7 or so a friend of mine came to school and proudly proclaimed he had given himself a blowjob. I wasn't really aware of what a blowjob was so I asked how he did it hoping he would explain the meaning of the word. He told me that he had taken his mom's hairdryer and used it on his penis, thus giving himself a blowjob. For quite a while after that I was under the assumption that a blowjob was having someone, or something, blowing on your penis.
Brian
Until I was about 12 I thought that a "blow job" was when a woman blew a raspberry on a man's penis. You know, a raspberry where you put you mouth on someone and make a weird farting noise.
I also thought "getting laid" meant that two people layed next to each other on a bed.
...So that's why people looked at me weird when I said I'd been laid...
Little Niki
When I was probably 10, I heard the word blowjob in a movie and I thought it was something a girl did to a guy that involved blowing all over his body. It really confused me for a while and it wasn't till a few years later that I learned the real meaning.
I used to believe taht oral sex was when a couple took off their clothes and had sex in public.
huh???
I spent a stupidly long time--well past high school--trying to figure out the term "blow job." I knew about oral sex, but I just didn't get the "blow" thing. I couldn't understand how someone blowing on a man's penis would feel good--wouldn't it just be cold?
Teri
I used to believe oral sex was sharing toothbrushes. And you could get some nasty diseases from that! So much for interpreting the newspaper at a young age:)
Cami
I thought that when I was masturbating, I was having oral sex with my pillow! You see...I used to think oral sex was having sex with your clothes on. (from jeans to as little as underwear) I remember reading magazine articles about "oral sex" vs "intercourse" and they said you couldn't get pregnant but you could still get stds from oral sex. This confused me because I thought even with underwear on, sperm could get inside you and get you pregnant. And if wearing your underwear and having sex can give you STDS, why couldn't it get you pregnant?
i used to believe that oral sex was when a man and a woman slept in the same bed together naked....i watched a movie taht mentioned that it was happenning but only showed a couple under the covers (presumbly naked) so that's what i assumed it was cuz they didn't show otherwise.( i was only 6 but i believed this til i was 10 or so)
i even got into an arguement about it w/ my very exasperated mother.
Anna
I thought oral sex was the only way to have sex.
Inu
I used to belivev that oral sex invloved sticking your toung in the person's mouth, and if you did it in a certain way that they would actually have an orgasim.
M!ke
a blowjob is were a girl blew ur penis up after sex.......stupid i know.
james
I thought that oral sex was just open-mouth kissing.
When I was 14 I asked my mum what a blowjob was and she said it was something you did with your hair!!
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