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I used to believe oral sex was french kissing.
Anonymous
When I was about 10 or so, my aunt and uncle owned an emergency tire service company for 18 wheelers. There were two phones in the house, one for business and one for work, which none of the kids in the house answered. Well one day the house phone rang and some guy asked how much a blow job cost. Thinking he had the wrong phone number but needing some help with his tires I ran into the dining room where all the workers and family were having lunch and blurted out how much a blow job was, imagine 10 adult faces turning red at the same time....for years I thought blow jobs always meant something to do with tires.
Cindy
I used to believe that everything starting with with the word "oral" was about something that pertains to sexual activity after I learned about "oral sex".
i used to think that oral sex was kissing
I thought that oral history was about history of people having oral sex.
When I used the toothbrush named Oral-B, I thought that Oral-B toothbrush was used during sexual activity like oral sex.
when i was in the fourth grade, i knew that blow jobs and giving head were the same thing, but i had no idea what that was. so i naturally assumed that it was when you blew on someones head...
tm
when i was 12 i thought that a bow job was when the girl blow on the mans dick
sexy
I USED TO THINK THAT A BLOW JOB WAS A MAN DRYING YOUR HAIR AND ONCE MY DADA DID IT FOR ME AND I ASKED HIM WHY COULDNT MY MUM GIVE ME A BLOW JOB HE HAS NEVER DYED MY HAIR SINCE!!!
EMBARRESSED BLOW JOB CRINGER!
I used to think that a blow-job was when a man stuck his foot in a woman's vagina.
Shirley B.
when i first got asked if i ever had a blow job i thought it was a job that you dident like so you blew it off all the time and i had had a job at mcdonalds and so i said yes then all of the sudden i realised what he ment
dixie g
I thought that oral sex was making out. I thought this until I was 20 and was sitting in a sermon about sex before marriage and the pastor speaking to us condemned oral sex even in marriage. I didn't understand what was wrong with making out. He then said just because the plumbing fits doesn’t mean God intended it that way. Later that night I figured out what oral sex really was. I think this guys sermon caused more people to have dirty thoughts than it prevented.
Sockless
I was always a smart kid, figuring things out quickly so I knew what a penis was and sex and rape and those sorts of things, but then I heard a new term and the kida said it like it was like sex or something. I had no idea what it was so I thought it was when someone blows on a penis...
Alias
I used to think that a blowjob was when you blow on a woman's nipples to inflate their breasts and make them bigger (breast enlargement) but I never told anyone...until now!
TCx
When I was a freshman in high school, a friend announced to us that she had lost her virginity. She went on to explain that her boyfriend had asked her to give him a blow job. She thought that it was when the woman was on top. Imagine that he got more than he bargined for. When we explained that her sexual encounter wasn't a blow job, but sex, she then asked "whatya do, blow on it?".
When I was younger I heard my 15 year old brother and his mates talking about giving a girl a "rainbow lick".
For some reason I assumed he was talking about lollypops and you should of seen the sweet stall ladies (and my mums) face when I went up and asked for 1!!!
Someone
I was a rather naive child who didn't know much about sex. I remember finally 'figuring out' what a blowjob was around the time of the Clinton scandal (I must have been in 6th grade or so) but I got my details a bit mixed up and decided a blowjob was when you stuck a cigar in a woman's vagina and smoked it. My friends were very impressed by my new knowledge!
I thought that 'oral sex' was just French kissing.
Rachel
Thinking a blow job was someone just blowing on your butt.... or in your ear
Lynn
I overheard some people talking about "giving head" during sex. I always thought this ment sticking your whole head (as in skull) up the women's genitalia. My girlfriend was quite surprised when I tried to do this to her especially as I have a larger then average head.
dyfan.e
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