I used to believe that a blow "job" meant to blow dry someone's potty..as job is also called BIG JOB..which means shitt.

Anon

from my late teen's to my early twenties i was afriad to go down on a girl because i thought it would rot your teeth

Anon

I used to think oral sex was making out. I don't know why.

Anon

Oral sex means kissing.

Mimzy

I used to believe that a blow job was where the lady at the hair salon would get horny and start blowing on a mans penis. i thought that oral sex was when a girl made out with a mans penis, and that 'humping' was when a man put his penis (humped) a girls boobs. this made since because the boobs were humps and the penis was a hump...?

Mizzunderstood

When I first heard the term "blow job," I knew it had to do with sex, and I thought Squidward (from spongebob) would stick his nose up.....girls....and literally blow out.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAA

Rupert

I used to belive oral sex meant having sex by yourself then i figured out that it's impossible to have sex by yourself

Mack

when i was young i believed that a blowjob was when someone blew on your penis

john reed

When I wasabout 14, my best friend and i were gossiping about one of our childhood friends, and she reported that he had eaten out his girlfriend. This was around the same time that I'd first heard the phrase, carpet muncher. For the longest time, I thought that he had just eaten away all her pubic hair, and I could NOT imagine how that was appealing to anyone.

Anon