I used to believe a blowjob was when you blew kisses.

Gabe

When I used to hear the phrase "eating out"--used to refer to oral sex--I thought you could only do it once, because afterward your genitals would be eaten and gone.

Anon

When I was a kid, I had just watched The Animal starring Rob Schneider. One day I went to a public bathroom with my dad. I saw the paper towels and copied a line from the movie, not knowing what it really meant:

"I wish they had one of those blowjobby things...I mean handjobby things...I mean hand dryers!"

My dad told me not to say that and I didn't find out why until a few years later...

Zurich

When I was a kid, I overheard a bunch of 13-year-olds discussing blow jobs. I asked my mom what it meant, and she told me it was a special kind of kiss. I then promptly announced at a family party that I had learned what blows jobs were. My mom then felt the need to tell me the truth.

Anon

i used to think that oral sex was just a fancy term for kissing

Anon

When I was about 11 years old I was asked a few questions as part of a sex survey. I told them I have had oral sex (as at the time, I thought oral sex was kissing).

Innocent

Until I was 14 I thought a blow job was when someone aimed a hairdryer at somebody else, but I always pretended that it was something gross.

raceystacyUS

I use to think that blow jobs is when the men blows into the woman's vagina. I was really curious then, so I did an experiment on how a "blow job" feels... I sorta use empty bottles to pump the air in the spot... It sounded like farts... I told my best friend about this , and I planned to run away the next day... It was REALLY embarassing

embarassed...

I believed that oral sex was people having sex in space.

I think I got 'oral' mixed up with 'astral'

PinkPanther

When I was little, Vh1 had a greatest hits or something countdown. The BeeGees were like no. 5, so my babysitter, who used to love them was really happy. Now, somewhere along the way I got the BeeGees confused with BJ. and a few weeks ago I had just learned that BJ meant Blow Job. So, to impress Jakkie, my babysitter, I yelled out "Look Jakkie, its the blow jobs!!!"

Chubird

this from when i was in middle school.
not a child.
Well.
everyone at my school would mock this
one girl because she was a real whore.
she would do anyone.
so they all would say
"Gina works at B.J.'s"
And since that is a supermarket
around where i live. i was like
wait... shes only 14, she cant
work there!

little did i know.
they werent referring to the market.

misinformed 14 yearold

I once believed that a blow job was when you sprayed paint onto a car to cover up scratches.

Roman

I spent a stupidly long time--well past high school--trying to figure out the term "blow job." I knew about oral sex, but I just didn't get the "blow" thing. I couldn't understand how someone blowing on a man's penis would feel good--wouldn't it just be cold?

Teri

My best mate Tina, once told me that when she was about 17, she did her first blow job, with her then boyfriend, problem is tho, she'd never given one before, so after ten minutes her bloke exasperated, asked her 'you gonna put it in your mouth or what? she'd only been blowing air onto it for the previous 10 minutes, hence "blow job" poor love was so embarrassed, guess I'd be too, lol

Julie S

i used to believe that a blowjob was where you work at a barber

but my mom explained it to me

i didn't understand it all so i carried on thinking that it's when you get
a hairdryer and dry a man's hair around his penis!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

confused little man..........

i used to believe that oral sex was when a man and a woman slept in the same bed together naked....i watched a movie taht mentioned that it was happenning but only showed a couple under the covers (presumbly naked) so that's what i assumed it was cuz they didn't show otherwise.( i was only 6 but i believed this til i was 10 or so)
i even got into an arguement about it w/ my very exasperated mother.

Anna

I used to believe "eating a girl out" actually involved a spoon.. oh jeez.

no untensils required

I used to think that a head job was when you sucked on a guys head

Caitlin

When I was in 8th grade I heard someone talking about a BJ. (Before that I was home schooled for 3 yrs and didn't have anyone to mention it.) So when I heard this I rememberd watching a movie where a guy was holding a girl under water (in a hot tub against her will) yelling "Blow! Blow!" So I thought that a man and woman would get into a pool or something, and the girl would blow bublles on his "woo woo". Then at summer camp I saw one of my friends breathing really heavy, and I though I was all cool and said,"Hey Heather, you practicing for a blow job?" She looked at me like I was an idiot, and educated me on the subject.

Stephanie

I used to think that oral sex was when you had sex with a dentist!
HAHAHA!

Kylee