When I was about 13 a friend of mine told my little brother that a blow job was when someone gave you $20. Bro was 6 at the time so just imaging how tore up I got by Dad after my brother asked him for a blow job.

jnh from Modesto

I thought that oral sex was making out. I thought this until I was 20 and was sitting in a sermon about sex before marriage and the pastor speaking to us condemned oral sex even in marriage. I didn't understand what was wrong with making out. He then said just because the plumbing fits doesn’t mean God intended it that way. Later that night I figured out what oral sex really was. I think this guys sermon caused more people to have dirty thoughts than it prevented.

Sockless

I used to believe that everything starting with with the word "oral" was about something that pertains to sexual activity after I learned about "oral sex".

Anon

When I was 14 I asked my mum what a blowjob was and she said it was something you did with your hair!!

Anon

Until I was about 11, I didn't know what oral sex was. I knew that there was a toothbrush company called "Oral-B" I thought that because the toothbrush cleaned your mouth, oral meant clean and therefore oral sex was clean sex.

Amanda

I used to think that "oral sex" ment you would talk sexy to your partner before you had sex.

Anon

When I was in 6th grade, i leaned over and whispered something in my buddy's ear. Well, the other kid, sitting across from us at the table said, "oh my gosh! you just gave him a blow job!" it took a while of explaining to convince him otherwise...

Josh

one of my friends used to believe oral sex was blowing on a guy's penis...this coming from the term blow job...i tried to tell her the truth but she didn't believe me till she was 14

Anon

When my girlfriend and I were in 6th grade, we were on the bus and another girl was being teased for having chapped lips. The boys were saying that she had been giving too many bj's. I asked what a bj was and my girlfriend said she thought it was when you kissed somebody's behind.

I could not figure out why anyone would want to do that.

sadi

When I was in junior high "blowjob" sounded like "brake job" to me so I assumed the term referred to some form of car repair.

Anon

Well, after learning about "oral sex" i thought that everything that has the word oral inside of it ment that kind of sex. One day my french teacher said "Today class, we're gonna take an oraltest" I was sooooo disqested, I wanted to complain to the princaple that the teacher was making us have oral sex with each other. I was expecially disqested when i was paired up with the most UGLIEST guy in the world. I learned eventually. ( i was in 6th grade)

Confused and disqested

I used to believe..up until two years ago actually, that a blow job was a sort of hairstyle.

Yet another one of my misunderstandings that my friends had to sort out for me. After I had asked very loudly in the school dining room what it was.

FBF

i used to belive that you could get pregnant only by swallowing sperm

italian girls

I used to think sex was running around in a field naked.
I also used to think blow jobs just meant that you blew on the penis.
As well, I used to think that french kissing was something french people invented, and that only they were allowed to do.

Anon

I thought the wind blowing through your hair when you stick your head out the window of a fast moving car, was a 'blow job'.

Teri

I overheard some people talking about "giving head" during sex. I always thought this ment sticking your whole head (as in skull) up the women's genitalia. My girlfriend was quite surprised when I tried to do this to her especially as I have a larger then average head.

dyfan.e

when i was like 5 or 6 there was a slim jim comercial that said grab a slim jim and "eat me". well the next day i was going around saying "eat me" to people and my mom heard me and i was punished and i didn't know why! many years later i found out the real reason why i got in so much trouble. me and my mom laugh about it till this day!

Amanda P.

i used to belive that when you would give a blow job that if they came inside your mouth u would get pregnent and it wuold grow inside your belly n thats why you would get the choice to either spit or swallow !!!

laurasmith

When I was litte I used to go around saying the joke 'save a cow, eat a beaver' to everyone since people seemed to think it was so funny. I thought it was just supposed to be funny because eating a beaver would be gross. I stopped saying it when people got uncomfortable and all conversations came to a halt.

Katie

When I was younger I heard my 15 year old brother and his mates talking about giving a girl a "rainbow lick".
For some reason I assumed he was talking about lollypops and you should of seen the sweet stall ladies (and my mums) face when I went up and asked for 1!!!

Someone