i thought that only a girl could have an orgasm and that a guy didnt. i dont really understand why i thought that though.

i also thought that a blow job meant u had to like actually blow on the penis.. like put it in your mouth and blow it.. like to blow up a balloon or something

Katy

I used to believe that oral sex meant that you talked to somebody while you were both masturbating. I had taken an oral exam shortly before hearing the term, and the teacher said "oral" meant "out loud," During the Clinton scandal, the term "oral sex" was all over my school, but nobody actually said what it meant, just that it wasn't "real" sex and it didn't count as cheating. My definition seemed to fit those criteria, so I convinced myself of it for about a year.

bear claw bill

I was in junior high shop class talking to this guy I had a crush on and his friend when they both started talking about having gone muff diving well thinking that it was something like going snorkeling I didnt want to seem uncool so I said Ive gone too plenty of times it was tell years later when I knew what it meant that I figured out why they liked me after that day I still feel embarassed about that

not a muff diver

I used to think that oral was something to do with eyes so i thought oral sex was watching someone do something to themselves and i got very confuzzled =)

Anon

Until I was 13 I thought a blow job was a woman rubbing ice all over a man's penis and rocking on their knees in front of it while blowing air on the penis to cool it off. I thought this must be very popular in countries like Africa but wondered why an eskimo would ever have to do such a thing.

I know now....

when i was in the fourth grade, i knew that blow jobs and giving head were the same thing, but i had no idea what that was. so i naturally assumed that it was when you blew on someones head...

tm

I used to believe oral sex was sharing toothbrushes. And you could get some nasty diseases from that! So much for interpreting the newspaper at a young age:)

Cami

Anyone who has seen The Rocky Horror Picture Show will like this. When I was about 5 years old I walked into the room when my mom was watching The Rocky Horror Picture Show. My parents had let me watch bits and pieces of the movie since I was 4 because I was too young to understand it and they only let me watch the parts with the music and I would dance around the room to it. Anyway, it was during the song Planet Shmanit Janet and when Frankie says to Janet "Your apple pie don't taste too nice!" I blurted out with a big grin on my face to my mom "Mommy! Your apple pie tastes great!!" She burst out laughing, turned off the movie and told me she would let me watch the whole movie when I was older. I just kinda put it out of my head for years. I'm 19 now and it has been my favorite movie for about 7 years now, but I must say that when she let me watch it when I was 13 I realized why she cracked up at what I said years earler and I think about it everytime that part comes up in the movie.

Kimberly

I used to think that oral sex was when the guy put his penis in the girl's belly button

Anon

I used to belivev that oral sex invloved sticking your toung in the person's mouth, and if you did it in a certain way that they would actually have an orgasim.

M!ke

When I was younger, I heard the term "blow job" and believed it was when someone put their mouth on the end of the penis, and blew as hard as they could, as if blowing up a balloon.

Downer

when i first heard the name "blow job",i thought the meaning of that word was blowing a snot out of your nose.

myuka

Me and my best friend used to believe that you could get pregnant from oral sex until we were 12

Anon

When I used to go to the dentist when I was about 6/7 I was always reading the posters and thought that oral sex was just kissing. One day my curiosity got the better of me and I shouted out to my mum

"MUM! What's oral sex??"

She ushered me over all crimson faced and said she'd tell me when I was older. I since found out, but not from her. Sometimes I think I should ask her just to embarrass her a bit!

mat tanner

One of my stupid friends didn't know what a blow job was until 8th grade. She thought it was an insult and went around calling people "blow jobs". Needless to say, she got some pretty wierd looks.

Tell It Like It is.

Until about the age of 13 i used to think that oral sex was 'normal sex' but fully clothed!!

Daveyd

Thinking a blow job was someone just blowing on your butt.... or in your ear

Lynn

I used to believe that oral sex meant the same thing as French kissing. Since sex means putting penis into a vagina, and oral means mouth, it just seemed logical that oral sex would involve swapping spit.

Fortunately, I learned the truth in my early teens. The credit goes to late-night HBO.

Anon

I used to think that a blow job was drying your hair, like blowing your hair dry.

Anon

When I was in middle school, I used to think that 'eating a girl out' meant that you put food in a girl's vagina and then ate that food.

boy, was I in for a surprised when I got to college.

Cam