I thought a blow job was something you took your car into the shop for.

Jill

i seriously thought that oral sex was making out. who knew

shannan

In elementary school we'd given oral reports standing in front of the class. I didn't know what oral meant so I assumed it meant "to stand." When I first heard about oral sex I believed it meant "to have sex standing up." I believed this for many years.

Anon

My grandma used to beleive oral sex was when you talked about it!!!

Michelle M UK

when i was little, i used to believe oral sex was when you said nasty things to someone because oral had to do with the mouth.

Anon

I was on the back of the school bus and some kids brought up the term 'Blow Job'.........I thought that had something to do with getting your hair blow dried

Anon

I used to believe that oral sex was when you yelled, or made noise while having sex.

M

For a few years, I thought a "blowjob" and "sucking" someone's penis were 2 different things. I understood and enjoyed the sucking one, but try as I might (and believe me I tried), I couldn't figure out, for the life of me, how blowing on it worked.

fred

I used to believe that a blow job was just that. The girl sat and blew on the guy's dick. I kept wondering why that was so exciting. DUH?

G.

My little sis (9), a few weeks ago, was watching about a salon. suddenly, after watching getting his hair blown dry, she spurted out: "He's getting a blowjob!" and turned to my dad as if he were to say good girl. lol

t3h ult1mo 1337

when i first heard the term, "blowjob" I thought it had to do with those Blow Pop suckers

:P

until i was about 11 i always that that oral sex was talkting to eachother about what you were doing imagionaraly over the phone. Imagion my suprise when i found out the truth.

Chloe

a blowjob is were a girl blew ur penis up after sex.......stupid i know.

james

As a child I use to think a "blow-job" was when you blew air all over the boys body.... boy was I wrong!

Anon

When I was little I thought sex was when a women gave a man a blow job , I thought it was really gross cuase i ask my mother wat would happen if he peed hahahah gross

Anon

when i was in 5th grade these guy said to me some boy wants you to give him a blow job.so naturally i thought he wanted me to use a hair dryer and blow on his willy.

Anon

When I first heard about blow jobs as a kid I thought they were performed as the name describes. Luckily it was explained to me before I became an adult.

ooops

I USED TO THINK THAT A BLOW JOB WAS A MAN DRYING YOUR HAIR AND ONCE MY DADA DID IT FOR ME AND I ASKED HIM WHY COULDNT MY MUM GIVE ME A BLOW JOB HE HAS NEVER DYED MY HAIR SINCE!!!

EMBARRESSED BLOW JOB CRINGER!

a friend of mine, in grade 7, who I didnt really like, used to believe that giving head meant rubbing the persons head, with your hand. Needless to say, we all knew what it was, and thought it was hilarious that he didnt.

Mike B

I used to believe that a blowjob was when youput a guys penis into your mouth and then started to blow until you finally blew it out of your mouth...

Chels