Okay with blowjobs When I was younger I knew it involved putting the guys cock in your mouth...but I thought it meant you actually BLEW while it was in your mouth! For the life of me I couldn't figure out how you'd breathe properly while doing that...or what would be so enjoyable about it!

Srsly

I used to think that oral sex was kissing with tongue.

Vince

When I was a teenager my friend Pam was a smoker and she wanted to learn how to blow smoke rings, a friend of ours told her she wouldn't be able to blow smoke rings until she could give blow jobs, she called me months later very excited and said that she can blow smoke rings 0-O

ChrispyHexagon

when i asked my mom what a blow job was she wouldnt tell me but my sister told me it was you go to work and you suck and blow, that was your job.

kelly

i used to think that oral sex was kissing

Anon

I used to believe oral sex was french kissing.

Anonymous

When I was around 9 or 10 my close friend exclaimed "EW!" when I pulled out a magazine that said, 'Swimsuit Issue BLOWOUT!' her older brother had convinced her that a blow-job could be called a blow-out. So for around a year everytime I passed the ski shop 'SALE BLOWOUT!' I cringed and giggled.

Limy

When I was probably 10, I heard the word blowjob in a movie and I thought it was something a girl did to a guy that involved blowing all over his body. It really confused me for a while and it wasn't till a few years later that I learned the real meaning.

Anon

I thought a blow job was just that... blowing - like blowing up a baloon!

Anon

I used to think blow jobs were when you held a penis and blew on it. Of course this was when I was 12.

Marisa

i knew what a blowjob was since i was pretty young but i always thought oral sex was something different , i only found out in grade 7 that they were the same thing, i thought it was like talking during sex or something.

alex

when i was 6 my 18 year old brother said that a blow job was when a guy used a blow dryer on their penis and they had a "special" feeling. So when i was 12 i started masterbating and i thought if i guy could have this "special" feeling so could girls, nothing happend.

Anon

that a blow job was when u blow on it...

pav

Up until I was about 17ish, I thought that "giving head" just meant that a girl was having sex. On that note, I didn't find out what a blow job was until I was 14. Geez, I was a late bloomer.

TxTetley

I used to think that oral sex was the same as french kissing. Teehee same dif there.

Anon

I was always a smart kid, figuring things out quickly so I knew what a penis was and sex and rape and those sorts of things, but then I heard a new term and the kida said it like it was like sex or something. I had no idea what it was so I thought it was when someone blows on a penis...

Alias

I thought that when I was masturbating, I was having oral sex with my pillow! You see...I used to think oral sex was having sex with your clothes on. (from jeans to as little as underwear) I remember reading magazine articles about "oral sex" vs "intercourse" and they said you couldn't get pregnant but you could still get stds from oral sex. This confused me because I thought even with underwear on, sperm could get inside you and get you pregnant. And if wearing your underwear and having sex can give you STDS, why couldn't it get you pregnant?

Anon

I used to think "Oral Sex" meant making out.

J

i used 2 think that sex was when the girl gave the guy a blowjob and he put his penis in her bellybutton

blow me down

I came of age during the mid-nineties, right around the time Alanis Morrisette's "You Oughta Know" came out. I remember I was really into it it and so were my friends, but I didn't understand one part of it. I remember saying to my friend, "what does she mean by go down on you?"
I thought she meant sitting on the guy's lap. My friend said to me that it was talking about blow jobs. I didn't know what these were and so I asked.
Well, needless to say she told me what a blow job was.
I was so utterly disgusted!
I said in horror, "people DO THAT?!"
We both agreed we would NEVER do that to a guy ever.

anon