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I have 2!! :) Yes, I was a nerd! lol
ok... my brothers are a lot older than me and they were both popular in high school and I was in pre-school then. Well... all the really cute boys from my brothers school would come over all the time and 1 time a tampon commercial came on and I thought that they would all think I was mature and grown up and think that I was really hott if I started talking about using tampons and how it hurt and just a lot of differnt stuff like that. I got into after I dragged out "my" tampon box...
My 2nd story is when I started my period. The day before I had really really bad cramps. I couldn't even get up b/c they hurt so bad. Ijust layed down on my couch and cried all day after school. It was so bad that I thought I was gunna hafta call the hostpital! But anyway I woke up the next morning and looked at my underwear and thought I had pooped my pants. And I didn't want to show my mom b/c I didn't want to get into trouble and I had never pooped my pants before either! lol So I go pee and I wipe my self and I look at the toilet paper and I realize that there is brown stuff on it! SO I think that I am pooping out of my vagina!! SO I start screaming and my mom is in the bathroom with me and she comes running to me and then I realize I started my period so I go... "OOOOooooo..." And then me and my mom cried together cause I was growing up so fast!
Sorry this is so long but I hope that is was entertaining!!!! lol
Anna
When i was in like sixth grade i use to think the period was when you vomited blood for a month and then it never happened again i took sex ed a little later in the year
Lilly
Once when I was three my mom told me to set the table with napkins because our family was coming over for dinner. I had to go to the bathroom before I set the table. While I was in the loo I saw a package of my mom's pads. It said sanitary napkins so i piked up the box, went into the dining room, and set the table with my poor mother's pads! My family thought that was pretty funny...
Dyth
In 4th grade, I didn't pay much attention in the "Getting to know your body" class, and it said something about the egg getting caught in the lining of the uterus and becoming pregnant, or so I thought. So I thought you could get pregnant without having sex, and I freaked out. I think I even had my mom convinced for a while, too. I freaked out and tried to stay as straight up and down as I could so the egg wouldn't go to the sides of my uterus.
EmAufder
When I was 5 or so I found a dirty tampon somewhere. I asked an older friend what it was and she replied simply "a tampon". i didnt want to seem stupid so i didnt ask what it was for. I then decided it was for bloody noses and was convinced that you stuck them up your nose when it bled. Imagine my moms suprise when i came up to her with a bloody nose and asked for a tampon.
Bella
Until I was into my preteens I used to believe that women wore maxi-pads just in case they pee'd in their underware (kinda like adult diapers).
Only Boy of Five Girls
When I was younger I had a boyfriend who thought that women only had one hole...so he figured that whenever i got my period i had to take the tampon out everytime...later on as our relationship grew he realized how much of an idiot he was. I can still remember the face he had when i told him that we do have more then one hole...this was after highschool...so the sex ed was taught well before this incident
ann
My mom was telling my about periods and I believed that I was going to bleed 2 death. I was horrified and ran out of the room crying. My mom and my brother (who knew what she was telling me) never let it down, they still bring it up 2 this day!!!
Jackie
HAHAHHA well..when i was about 10 years old i believe "sanitary napkins" were actually napkins...like the ones you use for wiping your face...and one day on the "guide camp list" one of the items to bring were sanitary napkins..so got all excited and packed a whole package of dudley the dragon party napkins!!! i was very proud and told everybody, when my 12 year old cousin corrected my mistake...i laughed my little pants off~:O~:O~
HAHAH friggen spaced retard ryt here
when i was like 7 i thought that 'pads' were diapers for women (i kno...it's strange) Then when i was 10 i found out wut it was ACTUALLY for!!!
Annie J.
After watching an old Chevy Chase movie with him playing clark grizwold him and his family were driving and all of a sudden they ran off the road and his daughter Audrey(on the movie) yells i think i juust got my period after all of it happened so i thought when you have a wreck you hurt yourself so you bleed every month
drake
One time my brother went in the bathroom right after my step-sister came out. He ran out to me screaming that there was a mouse in the toilet and it was bleeding and you could even see his tail.It was really my step-sisters tampon. He was 9 at the time. Poor kid, he was embarrassed to say anything to my parents and i just let him believe it was a mouse!
When i was 12 years old i started my period, i ran out of the bathroom and screamed to my mom i was bleeding to death....needless to say she got a pretty good laugh out of it. :)
Jess F
When I was little I came across some Sanitary Napkins in my grandmothers handbag. I asked her what they were for and she told me that because she was getting old she needed these in case she wet her pants... I be;ieved her until I was 11!
Sucked in!
i was about 10 when i was going across the country with my dad on a grey-hound bus, i went into the bathroom. they had those wet hand cleaner thingys. i thought they were "sanitary napkins" i got so excited about finding them, and i came out of the bathroom yelling, "daddy, daddy, i have sanitary napkins" dad turned beet red, and everyone laughed. it took me forever to figure out why!
When I first got my period I looked at my undies and I thought I had shitted myself, it was brownish and I was embarresed the whole day.
Until I was about 11 I thought when your period came it was similar to defecation. You see when I asked my mother about the subject when my sister got it she said it came out of your hole (i assumed the butt hole of course) and then I asked what it felt like and i'm not sure but i somehow got the impression that you pooped out red pooness for a week straight. It would just keep coming and coming and I was terrified!
Emily
When I was 8, I'd seen commercials for Midol, which claimed to stop pain "before, during and after". I asked my mom how someone would know ahead of time that they were going to get a headache. I felt embarrassed when she explained about cramps.
Kris
when my mother told me what a period was she told me "when you get older your gonna start peeing blood" so i thought that you were supossed 2 sit on the toilet and actually pee blood for a few seconds and that would be it. then she told me that it can last up to a week so I thought "oh my god, im gonna be sitting on the toilet for a whole week straight? Oh well, at least I can stay home from school"
m1cHy
my friends little brother used to think you used a tompon to get the "crusties" offof your boobs, where he came up with vrusties i have no clue. my brother thought you stuck tomapns up your butt, and my friend ( a guy) thought that u pulled the string and it opened like a parachute, the it went to a pile some where in your body and stay there forever
upurs
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