When i was little, i used to believe that to get pregnant you had to pee in eachothers mouths.

eww hah i was such a gross kid.

Kara

i know that this is not very original, but i used to think that baby's came from the stork.

J Dog

When I was 5 I used to belive that a mother and a father prayed for a little boy or a ittle girl and the woman would get pregnat overnight and have the baby the next day! When i was about 5 (again) my mother said I came from her tummy and I said "Why'd ya eat me mommy?" after a long laughter she said "I didnt eat you honey!" I felt like a jerk! but when i said whyd you eat me in my mind i saw the big bad wolf eating someone lolololololololololol
-haha

laurlaur

Someone told my friend that if you drank a glass of vinegar that you could give yourself an abortion. She tried it and threw up everywhere!

Anon

When I was a just about ten I heard about erections (and sex is general) from a sex education class in school, from what I heard I though that the penis would stick straight DOWN when aroused. I was seriously concerned about this because I simply could not figure out how reproduction could be accomplished unless the woman was standing on her head.

I think that ten is too young for sex ed.

Anon

I once saw an obese man at an amusement park and congratulated him on being pregnant.

RJ

I believed that to get pregnant a man and a woman lay next to each other, naked and he puts his thumb in her belly button.

Anon

When I was about 7, my mom finally told me about sex. She brought out the word "genes". It puzzled me for a second but for some odd reason I asked "so, theres little blue jeans floating inside you?" i thought that they were jeans that somehow were smothered onto the baby. and thats why the babys were so wet and goey. she laughed and explained to me. what a mind can think up!

Hannah

My parents were regular customers of Sears & Roebucks. We always had one of their huge catalogs around our house. Seemed like almost everything we had came from Sears & Roebucks. After seeing all the babies in the catalogs, naturally, I thought that is where I came from, too!

Joyce Ward

I used to believe that babies were attached to the umbilicle cord and then stuffed down the throat grow.

anonomous

from about age 3 to about 8 I thought that Mom's had to eat clothing so there babies wouldnt be born naked.

Whitney

I u stuck something up ur vagina, u would have baby shaped like that thing. For ex: bead= bead shaped baby

Anon

When I was a kid, fresh bread and milk were delivered (separately) to houses during the night i.e. you woke up in the morning and there they were on the doorstep.

Living in a new suburb which was full of young parents (like mine at the time), when I was in bed, I would often hear babies crying at night.

I used to believe the baker delivered boy babies and the milk-man delivered girl babies.

The Sandman

i thought that when people had sex, if the sperm went up one fallopian tube it would be a male, and if it went up the other it would be a female

Shorty

I thought babies came from kissing (because that is what happens on The Sims). So whe I saw my best friend kiss a boy on the lips (This was a dare, mind you). I screamed, quite loudly, "OH MY GOSH ELLIOT! YOURE GONNA HAVE A BABY!!!"

Then I had a little talk with the principal about where babies really came from.
I was scarred for life (What do you expect? I was only in first grade!)

This resulted in an angry mother at both me and the principal. No Sims time for a week. Aww, man!

redruM talks about babies

my boyfriend was told by his parents that they won him at an auction. and yes, he still hasn't forgiven them for it.

SOLD, for five quid

i use to think that you got pregnant just by touching and that babies came out of your belly button.

amanda

when i was 3, i heard that children are like whoever gave birth to them (genes) and so i thought that girls gave birth to girls and boys gave birth to boys...

Anon

I knew about the whole sperm]egg/penis]vagina thing when I was 5. My dad explained it pretty well, but one thing I didn't understand was how the sperm came out. I thought testicles were sperm, and every man had only 2 of them, so they could only have 2 kids. (I didn't know anyone with 3 kids) I thought that grown men's testicles were on the end of their penis instead of at the bottom and when they had sex one fell off inside the woman. Thank god It isn't like that...

Kelly