When i was little i asked my grandpop, "If a black sperm got together with a white sperm would they make a vanilla fudge baby?"

haha

When my parents explained sex to me I was pretty young, around 7. I understood how the parts met but never understood the rest. Though young I was very scientific and just could not figure it out. Finally in the car with my mom at a red light, she noticed that I really looked like I had to pee. She asked me if I had to go and I shook my head yes.
She pulled off at a gas station and I refused to get out and go. Finally I told her that I did not want to pee because I would be killing my tadpoles. Upon further questioning she realized that I thought I had to pee in a girl to get my "tadpoles" to seek out her egg. The shear thought of flushing my "tadpoles" down the toilet when I peed horrified me. Today I have a bladder of steal, wonder why?

The best part of the story is that I had apparently relayed the tadpole "Theory" to my playmate Mark(son of my mom's best friend). For days he had a coke bottle on his window sill. He told his mother that he had a tadpole in it.This was nothing unusual so she took his word for it. The water in the bottle became cloudy and stunk up his whole room. This prompted his mother to find the bottle full of old pee :)

~Robert Sean Gibson

~robert Sean Gibson

when i was really young i asked my mum where babies come from. i was with her one day when she was telling the story to a neighbour, he said "well, when you find out, come and tell me". i thought he really didn't know, despite the fact he was a grown man. he didn't have any kids, so i guess it made sense!!

alby

I used to beleive that you had kids by kissing, and if the stork saw you he told you to go to the hospital.

Chase

When I was little I was very active in the sexual department (reading and asking questions and basically messing around with friends); and I came across a pop up book about male and female sexual organs. It was rather explicit but used a washing machine and a dryer for demonstarion purposes. The washer would "spit" this liquid into the dryer opening. One day while messing around with one of my friends (I hope she doesn't figure this out), I decided that I would pee inside her because that is what the washing machine did. Oh man was I dumb (it got everywhere). I found out the truth when I was 11 in sex ed.

Numpty until age 11

When I was about 13, I just couldn't understand why one of my Mum's friends had a daughter, when she wasn't even married. I thought it must've been a virgin birth.

Victorian upbringing

when i was little like 5 or 6 i used 2 think that boys and girls had babies (my father wasnt the smallest guy ever) i htought my dad and my mom were both pregnant & they were both gona have babies out of their bellybuttons, but my dads was smaller than my moms so one night i climbed into my parents bed and rubbed my dads stomach and talked to "the baby inside" i just found out last year (i'm 13) that thats not true!!

Daniel S. Williams

i used to think that when a people got married,the woman automatically had children

lydia

Up until I was about 10, I used to believe babies were born with white sheets around them and in time, the sheet turned into skin.

iceboy

When I was small, I believed that babies were 'fished' out of a local stream....The Snitz Creek!
Since I only learned to swim when I was 12 years old, I was terrible confused as to how I kept from
drowning before my parents 'fished' me out of the Creek!

Makeda

My mother, thinking she was avoiding the "birds and the bees" discussion, told me that I was born on a chicken farm and that I came with a dozen eggs one day. My hair was very blonde as a child (almost white) and my older brothers said it was left over feathers and that I would out grow them. I believed them until about 2nd grade when other blonde haired kids said it wasn't true.

Tammy

When I was three or four my mother told me that babies born under cauliflowers and for this reason when I wished to have a sister I didn`t want to eat no more cauliflowers !!!!

Sheila

for some reason, i used to get really really angry when my friend kept trying to convince me that babies gave from a child factory (told so by her mom). I didn't know how they were really made, but i was positive it was physical since animals and cave men and plants all reproduced, and they had only their bodies. I used to nearly cry in frustration trying to convince her that she was wrong and wondering how she could be so stupid.

Oh the Injustice of it All

Upon the question of "where babies come from" my mom told me that a man had to put a seed inside the woman and it would grow into a baby, and I refused to believe her (imagining a sunflower seed being put into her stomach), so I tried to trick her by asking her things she wouldnt be able to answer. I asked where it came out of, on the man (being smart enough to disbelieve friends who said that people got ingredients for babies out of stores, because *how would babies me made in days of cavemen, then?*). My mom's blush and refusal to answer confirmed my theory that she was lying.

Strangely enough, I knew about sex, but thought it was just done for the heck of it, and it was only in 5th grade that i found out the two were interelated.

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When I was a child I used to believe that boys were born in vegetables and girls in flowers.

When I was younger I used to believe that the moon and the sun were married.
If they turned around the earth it was because they were separated and the sun was following the moon.

camille

When I was in first grade my babysitter had a son a couple years younger than I was and we were great friends. One day his aunt brought his newborn cousin over to visit. We both loved the baby and decided we should make one of our own. We climbed in to bed (fully clothed) got under the covers and hugged each other. I also made him kiss me on the cheek to make sure we would really make a baby. We decided we would have a little boy and name him the same name as his little cousin. I was crushed when my best friend told me I couldn't really be pregnant because I didn't have my period yet at school the next day.

Anon

When I was in 5th grade, about 10 years old, my best friend told me exactly how babies were made. I was in shock. I told her that she must be wrong, or there must be another way, because my mommy and daddy were christians and didn't do that sort of thing!! lolol

Julie