i used to believe that babies were made out of spit from people kissing too much, lol.

ecila

when i was younger, i asked my mom if i could have a brother. then she said "ok, let's go to safeway and buy one." when we got there i wondered where the baby aisle way. hah!

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When I was young, I very brilliantly decided I knew how babies were made. When a couple kisses, their saliva mixes and the mixture is swallowed by the woman, which goes down to the tummy and the baby starts forming. Because kissing was gross, I decided I never wanted kids.

Anon

I used to wonder how come there is a child birth once immediately after a marriage.I thought some thing is happening (chemical reaction) when the couples hold hands together in the marriage ceremony.

pk

My sister thought when she was little that condoms were filled with semen and placed up the backside and babies were born from your bum

Georgina stevens

my 4 yr old little girl asked me how mummys knew what their baby is when its born, i told her if its a girl it will look like her and if its a boy it will have a willy, she said to me don't be stupid mummy if it's a boy it will be wearing trainers, and if its a girls it will have boots! i laughed for ages what do you say to that?

Lynsey

i used to think u bought babys from the buy and sell

Dale

when i was young, i thought that there is a store for you to buy babies and i thought every people was made by a machine and i always ask my mother if everybody always buy babies then who bought the first baby?

zijun

Once when I was still in kindergarten, I used to believe that in order for women to have babies, they would have to pray to God and ask for a baby boy. Somehow or another, the baby grows up rapidly into a grown man. Then, somehow or another, the woman will get pregnant after this took place.

Lisa

Until the tender age of 8, i did not know that i had two openings in my groin( i am female )-- one for urine, one for reproduction. when i discovered this, i was frightened that i had somehow "broken" myself.

butcher

I had watched a science-fiction movie where a microscopic ship was in a man`s bloodstream. Now this man kissed a woman and the ship transferred into her bloodstream. While kissing, the micro ship got to tobserve the foetus lodged in her belly (who had been there for months, thing I didn`t realise)

I then beleived then when you kiss a girl, she becomes immediatly pregnant and was dead afraid when girls wanted to play Kiss Tag with us boys.

I was prooved wrong, with great pleasure.
Now, I gotta figure out how that baby got there.

Anon

When my Dad told me that babies came from an egg, I thought they would come from ANY egg. So I used to sit on chicken eggs waiting for them to "hatch". All I got was yolk on my butt!

Shaney

When I was fairly young I knew about sex, however not the vagina (I thought there was nothing there), for a long while I thought penis + breasts was sex and somehow it made a baby that came out of a woman's behind.

Me

When I was 4, my Mama said she was going to have a baby. "It's going to be a baby-girl," she said. I replied, "Yeah, I already knew it was going to be a girl. 'Cause Daddy's not having the baby."

Peanut, age 1-month-till-I'm-9

Well up until second grade i thaught babies were made by birds they would fly into your parents room and drop u in a basket!

Bianca

My dad told me that my grandpa's large stomach was because he was pregnant. But I knew this to be wrong because grampy was deaf so how could he hear the baby coming?

chloe

Before my first sex education class, I had figured out how babies were made. It must happen when Mom and Dad kiss.

EME

I recall my mother telling me when I was much younger (probably aobut 6-ish) that babies happened when two people "love each other a lot".

That kind-of scared me, since church sermons would say things like "love thy neighbour", and relatives would ask if I loved them/my family/whatever. I couldn't say it, and would just half-heartedly nod.
Similarly it has taken me a long time before I could write "with love from..." at the bottom of a card!

I think that my head has been screwed up right into my early 20's - not a good way to help relationships along!

Mark

My mum gave birth to my brother when I was four - I remember visiting her in the hospital with my aunt and trying to locate my little baby brother underneath her top because I was convinced that he was still trying to hide behind my mother's tummy!

Mandy

As a child I was convinced that God put babies in the mommy's tummy.
I wanted to be a mommy so bad.
I remember picking iris in a field near home and praying that God would give me a baby in my tummy. While I picked those flowers and prayed it was always in the back of my mind that "I hope God doesn't know that I'm not married?"

Ruth