when i was really young i asked my mum where babies come from. i was with her one day when she was telling the story to a neighbour, he said "well, when you find out, come and tell me". i thought he really didn't know, despite the fact he was a grown man. he didn't have any kids, so i guess it made sense!!

alby

ive always kinda had the basic idea of sex, but i never understood how you knew when you were going to ejaculate. I thought the only way for sperm to come out was to sleep night after night with your penis in the girl until you had a wet dream, boy, am i glad that is wrong

Anon

i used to think that when i was born momies and dadies would go to the baby shop and go buy a baby lol until i found out how babys are made!!!!

kim

when i was small i beleived that children were born by god throwing them through those holes in the ceiling that are used by workmen.all mothers would run with their stomachs facing up and one lucky one would get the kid.then she would be operated to get the kid out.
that was because i knew children were born from the stomachs.

akanksha nehra

I used to think that when people were married for a while, a baby would just appear. I didn't really think about how it got there. I just assumed that you automatically got a baby if you were married.

Anon

When I was a small child I used to believe that in order to make babies, the man had to pee inside the woman.

Chris

I believed that to get pregnant a man and a woman lay next to each other, naked and he puts his thumb in her belly button.

Anon

Someone told my friend that if you drank a glass of vinegar that you could give yourself an abortion. She tried it and threw up everywhere!

Anon

I remember at a sleep over some girls were swapping stories. One of them told about a 7-year-old who had a baby. We all beleived her, being 7 ourselves.

Kefanii

when i was a kid...i use to believe that u dont have to have sex to have babies....but then i finally realise it was some stupid mistake.

spiderw0man

My mom and dad told me that the only way you could make babies was to love someone alot.

Anon

I used to think that when parents wanted a baby, they went to the hospital and looked over all the babies that were there and picked the one they wanted.

Linda

When i was young,my mother told me that she picked me up from the park. i believed it for a few years

Jennifer~

We used to beleive that a tadpole swam around in my mum and that was how I was born!

Brooke and Dena

My mother, thinking she was avoiding the "birds and the bees" discussion, told me that I was born on a chicken farm and that I came with a dozen eggs one day. My hair was very blonde as a child (almost white) and my older brothers said it was left over feathers and that I would out grow them. I believed them until about 2nd grade when other blonde haired kids said it wasn't true.

Tammy

When i was little i asked my grandpop, "If a black sperm got together with a white sperm would they make a vanilla fudge baby?"

haha

I used to believe in spontaneous generation; ie: sex was an option for reproduction, but if all else failed, one could reproduce themselves through xenogenesis; through pure free will.
This was how I imagined my creation.

seth909

When I was about four or five, I genuinely used to believe that babies were bought from Argos catalogues and that cheese was mined from Cheddar Gorge.

Sam Crosby

When I was about 5 or 6 I was curious as to how babies were produced. My mother told me if you ate a lot of food you would have a baby. And I always invisioned the inside of a woman's body filled with peas and carrots instead of bones and muscles so she could become pregnant.

I also thought once you get married you would automatically have a baby after a year. My cousin got married and didn't have a baby for 5 years and I asked my mom "Why didn't she have a baby yet they've been married for so long!"

Lime

I used to belive that when people were kissing that it was sex. I also belived that sex was not the only way to have babbies, i was like 9 and i was trying to figure out the other way.

Lizzy