When I was 4 i used to believe that boobs were just over-grown pimples, so I was like "why don't boys have them"

jazz

My younger sister used to think that a cow's udder was actually 4 penis'. She went round telling everyone that a cow had 4 penis'. She liked doing it when I had to walk around with her.

A very embarrased boy

i used to think my testicles were where the wee-wee was kept

Anon

When I was little, I wondered how girls peed, I thought they had a little penis they peed out of.

Colton

After a neighbor-boy told me "Once a boy gets a zit they shoot sperm" I thought that a penis would shoot sperm constantly looking like a 4th of July sparkler.

There are no foreworks...

when i was 16, my friend told me and a few other friends that she wanted to get a clitoris peircing. everyone around said it would hurt, and i just sat there and then said "well where is it?" and she said "in your vagina. it what gives you an orgasm." she was being really nice to tell me this, then i sat there and thought, and figured i must not have one, because i would have known if i had ever had an orgasm, so i blurted out "oh. well i dont have one." im 19 now...and she still laughs about it :)

mandi

When I was little, and was first exploring down there, All I was able to feel was my clitoris, and I thought I secretly had a penis and was really a boy.

Anon

For no apparent reason whatsoever, I used to think, until about the age of 6 or 7, that men had three testicles.

Hannah

when i was little about 5 years i walked in on my sister in the bathroom.I noticed that she didnt have anything down there. Me, being a boy asked her how she urinated she didnt say anything so then on i thought girls urinated out of there butts.

Scott

I used to believe that every one, guys and girls, had only one hole. I thought everything came out of the vagina. And guys had a poop hole and of course their penis. haha

69 eAgLeS 69

When i was little i went to stay at my gramma's house. i was petting her cat and out of no where i said "My daddy has a tail too." I guess i walked in on him when he was going to the bathroom the day before!

Susan Lee

I used to think pubic hair was really called 'public hair' until I was about 15

Spe

I used to believe that when a boy was curcumcised they cut off one penis, which is why I only had one left.

whoops!

I used to believe that vagina was pronounced "bachina." It was my cousin's fault. She pronounced it wrong at the age of 6. I believed this until 5th grade.

Anonymous

this is an embarracing one 2-

I used to think that guys only had one "bump" there(lol), just the penis-nothing else. So when i kicked a guy in the 7th grade, he said, "ouch, u hit them and they jiggled," i said really loud(cause i was amazed and confused) "THERE'S MORE THAN ONE???"

he flashed me l8er and i didn't make that mistake ever again,lol

gail-15 yrs old

so i was a counselour at a preschool camp and this one kid (a boy) looked at another kid (a girl) when they were getting undressed to go to the pool. he must have become very worried because she didnt have a penis. he came crying to me and told me the whole story

sam

One of my earliest memories was being in a park and a boy was having a pee. I thought he was peeing from his bellybutton and that he had the same parts as me in the correct place. Until I was seven I thought a penis was a man's bellybutton.

Anon