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I used to this girls had penises until they got older and then they fell off. I was in a co-ed swimming class when i was 4 so every1 took a shower together. I was so suprised to see a girl my age without a penis!

Anon
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I grew up with 3 younger brothers and never saw a male adult naked, so I thought every boy had a penis the size of a small finger. When I was 10, I went to visit my dad and walked in on him in the bathroom as he was getting out of the shower. I thought he must have hurt his penis because it was swollen. He and my mom thought it was pretty funny, but I was really concerned!

Anon
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I didn't pay much attention in sex-ed class--until I was 16 I thought women peed out of the clitoris, and I also believed the vagina opened up into a big open space.

Anon
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When I was little I walked in on my Dad getting out of the shower and I later asked my mom why Daddy had a tail.

Cassie
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I used to believe that penis's looked like poop, attached to a guys crotch. There was no resmblance to actual genitalia-no balls, no penis....jsut poop

Candice
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I attended Catholic School and I could not see any signs of breasts on the Nuns, their habits were white and flat so as a child I thought they cut their "boobs" off.

Susan
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when i was about 3 years old i got into bed with my grandparents and as they both sleep naked and i'm female i asked my grandpa whats taht pionting to his penis and my grandma told him he had to tell me the proper name and so 4 years i went round telling people my grandpa carried peanuts(penis)in his trousers

Anon
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well when i was5 years old i remember looking down at my private part and wondering why i had a "hot dog" hanging out of me. i just sat there for an hour and looked at it well anyway i forgott about it till i was 7 years old. it was the first day of school and i was scared, it was half way over and i went up to my teacher and said "why do i have a hot dog growing out of me" and i pulled my pants down in front of the teacher the teacher said "umm because you need it you will learn about it later" well anyway i was reallly scaared i went home thinking i was weird. the next day i went up to a kid and pulled his pants down. i was so relieved to see he had a "hot dog" to. lol

mike
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I used to think that boys didn't get their penis until they were 18 which was legal adulthood!

beckles
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I'm not circumcised so when I was little I used to think that my penis was so special because I thought that I was the only person in the world to have a retractable penis.

Not so special anymore
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I thought perhaps I my penis had an eye of it's own so that it could tell when it was looking at the loo.

Anon
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When I was 6, i thought that everyone had a penis (I'm a boy). One time, one of my classmates, who is a girl, came over to my house. I used to like walking around naked, so i took my clothes off, and she just stared at my penis and laughed. I didn't know why it was so funny, but everone in my class found out that she saw my penis and they all laughed too. I was so confused!

Dave
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This was my mothers belief. She once told me that when she was a young child, she thought that women with large breast were pregnant, and the nipple was the door where they would squeeze out.

Anon
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My grandma thought that if she made cute names for everything us kids wouldn't know what she was talking about. To this day I sometimes accidently call a penis a "futzer" and a vagina a "pocket book".

Heazure
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I used to think that "foreskin" was the skin on your forehead. When I was 10, while bathing my 5-year-old sister, I told her to make sure she washed her foreskin really well. I will never live that one down.

Joules
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When I was young I had my first sleep over at a friends house. He liked to sleep naked and I noticed something different about his penis. He is uncircumcised but I am so I thought that something was wrong with that poor boy because instead of having a normal penis, he had a finger for a penis!

What's that between his legs?
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when my sister was little, i read the little critter books so her. she also had a strange fixation with her private parts, and wanted to know what they were called. many a times after that, she would always want me to read her the "little clitoris" books, and thought thats what they were called

Anon
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In the 60's when you went through a cafeteria line to get milk, the milk machine had chocolate on the right and white on the left. So, as I was growing up I believed nursing mothers had chocolate on the right and white on the left.

JL
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i used to believe that boy and girl have no diffrent. When i was a little,i bathed with my sister and other friends in Nursery(childcare centre) together. When i finally went to my first grade school, i asked my teacher if we could bath together. :D

jonnyronny
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you are not going to believe this. I'm 17 and until today I thought I might have breast cancer because there are lumps in my breast. Well turns out they are just growing. lucky for me!

Sara
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