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This is not mine itz my cousins.
When my cousin was about three and was just starting to realise that he had those bits he had his friend over (which was a girl) and they were both playing in the pool naked ( as three year olds do.)And he looked at his his friend very amazed and quickly ran to his mum saying.
'Mum, Mum Sophie cut off her wee-wee! She cut it off look! I could never do that!'
And of course we all stormed with laughter and he just stood there confused because he thought that we should all be really worried and we should rush her to the hospital.
The Moments of child hood
I used to believe that whenever I had an erection, I had a bone inside my penis. When I found this site, I found out how common a childhood belief that is.
Joey Schwartzman
when i was 12, i asked my brother how he could ride his racing bike without being in pain. he looked at me completely baffled and asked me why i had asked such a question. i thought that mens 'bits' were in the same position as mine - directly under them between their legs - and thought that the skinny seat must really hurt. he laughed so much he cried!
PaganJay
I was also quite afraid the first time I saw an erect penis, because I didn't understand how it would fit. They kind of left that part out of sex ed.
Teri
When I was Little (like 3) i assumed that everyone had a vagina. Well one day at my babysitters all 5 of us were changing into our bathing suits to go in the pool.their was only one boy at my babysitters so she had us all change in the same room. I noticed that he was diffrent than the rest of us,Causing me to go home later that day saying hey mom Jake has something hanging out of his vagina.
Kaylee
in 5th grade my childhood sweetheart asked me if I had puberty, I at the time didn't know what it was so I told him I got puberty for Christmas.
melissa
i used to think that when you were bad your mom would cut your willie off and thats why girls didn't have them!
Will
WHEN I WAS ABOUT SIX, I WENT INTO THE BATHROOM, AND SAW MY DADS WILLY WHEN HE WAS LYING IN BATH, I WENT CRYING TO MY MUM SAYING "I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO FIT IT DOWN THERE" THINKING IT WOULD GROW AND NOT ME.
THANKFULLY YAERS LATER I'M NOW IN PROPORTION.!!!
COBBLER
When I was in elementary school, I learned from a classmate that gay people are men who have sex with each other. I couldn't for the life of me figure out how that worked and somehow came to the conclusion that it involved dueling with penises. I didn't learn of my error until well into middle school, and to this day when I think of gay people penis dueling is the first thing that jumps to my mind.
XLR8
When I was younger, I used to think men's 'balls' were two separate areas of skin, with nothing connecting them in the middle. I knew they hung down. But I thought the bottom parts were as big as tennis balls and there was no connecting skin in between.
vccake
i used to think everybody had 1 ball and u could move it from side to side
jared
I overheard my grandmother (77yo) talking with my aunt (58yo) about how she's had a hard lump at the top(front) of her 'min' (how she referrs to her genitals) and that she's spent years trying to scrub it off. My aunt explained to her that it's her clitoris. My Nan then said that she's never heard of one of those..... It's not just kids who can be naive!
Amazed Grandson
When I was 7 or 8, my next-door neighbor (who was 12 at the time, I believe) told me that when a woman loses her virginity, a bone breaks in her clit and it's extremely painful. For a while, I wondered why anyone would want to have sex if it was that painful!
Confused Kid
Growing up, I only knew that my penis was called my "pee-er". So, that's the way I referenced it with my son (who was 4).
One day, on vacation in Florida, we went to a site to watch fireworks. They were being shot off the end of a very long pier which seemed endless while walking on it. I made mention of this saying: "Wow, this is a very big pier!" My son's response was: "Just like mine, right, dad?!"
LWarmwater
I used to think all penises were the size of baby carrots. When I walked in on my dad in the shower, I was shocked to see that there was this HUUUUUGE banana like shape between his legs. Instead of realizing that grown men's dick's are larger than a kids, I just thought my dad had a problem.
We havent had much prOn around when i was a kid, i never seen how people do it until i was like 13, and nether my friends, so we had this BIG argument about how many holes do girls have, and about 70% of my friends were saing that there 3 holes, because that made sense, 1 to pee, 2 to poop and 3 to give birth, so we called prostitute service, (it was in Russia, so we had couple phone#) and asked, the girl on the phone just laughed at us, we knew that it was a stupid question, but nobody really knew the for sure, and had any ways of prooving, we asked girls and some didnt even know themselvs
Tim
I had always bathed with my brother and was well aware that his bum and mine were different, although for me the biggest difference between us, the one that marked him as male and me as female, was that his hair was short while mine was long. Ok. However I began to wonder how doctors and nurses and what-have-you could tell what babies were boys and which were girls at birth, when both had short hair. Surely they didnt look at their bums?
Fruitpuree
when i was about 5, i thought that a penis was called a peanut. My brother was walking across the hall in just a towel and it accidentally dropped and i saw his parts. The next day i was with my brother and his friends and i said something about seeing him naked. his friends asked me what it looked like and i said it looked like a peanut
I remember one time when I was about 14 years old I was taking one of those purity quizes online with a friend who was 16 and a girl (I being a guy). She started filling it out and reading the questions out loud. When she came across the question "Have you ever shaved your pubic hair?" she clicked yes and moved on. Well, I didn't know what the word pubic meant so I thought they just misspelled public hair (like as in the hair on top of your head) I immideately asked her when she did that because I had never seen her bald before. She started beating the crap out of me because she thought I had been spying on her. By the time I explained myself I had already earned my very first black eye.
John
I used to belive that all babies were born the same, and the parents had to go out and buy a penis for the ones they wanted to be boys.
Josh
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