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i used to beileve that if you bruzed your bits they would die so i was always carefull when i was little
beth-star
When I was about 9 I started growing breasts. However, after just watching a special on The Discovery Channel about breast cancer, I was frightened that the lumps on my chest were, in fact, cancerous. I was so frightened. Eventually, I told my parents about it and my dad just laughed and said "What do you mean, you don't even have any breasts to get cancer in!"
Melly
I was watching 50 first dates at my friends house and at one part a guy jumped into the water and said something like Oh I lost my nuts! Or something to that effect. Anyways right after that my she (who is 15) said can they really come off like that?? None of us could stop laughing.
I used to believe that if I pulled my foreskin back far enough the end of my penis would fall off.
Strange I know
No kidding: My sophomore year in high school, I was having lunch with my friends and someone mentioned a herpes commercial. We were all laughing and talking about how much it must hurt to pee if you have herpes (open sores...blah blah blah) when my friend Mark said, "Yeah and have sex and poop too." We all turned to eachother with confused looks on our faces as he explained to us that girls peed out of their butt and there is really only ONE hole down there! He was sixteen!
Mark Romanosky is a Douche
I used to think that my penis got big because i did something bad, and that everyone could see it and they stared at me.
I am Vash The Stampede
i remember when i was about 4, i was taking a bath with my 2 yr. old sister, and my sister grabbed my "weinie". i said to her, don't touch mine, you'll grow one later. My mom corrected me, but i still didn't get it.
nick
couple of things to share that fit well under this category:
1) when i was younger, my mom would refer to female genitalia as the "booty". years later in sex ed, i learned the proper name for it.
2) a few years back when i was a preteen, i thought that my pubic mound was a penis. i was (and still am) a big gal, so my mound was(is) pretty big. i later found out that this was my pubic mound, and that i am all female :)
v@g1na confusion
When I was in about 3rd grade, a few of the older kids (5th graders) had a porno mag. Yes, at school. Regardless, they told me that girls had balls too! But they were hidden away inside.
They also showed me a tub of some white stuff and said it was cum....im pretty sure it was hair jel.
The Teej
...when my baby brother was born, i tried to figure out the anatomy side of things. Of course, i thought that my sisters and I were all born as boys, and that when you grow up, your 'tail' falls off, and you become a girl!
Hunterthelion
When I was little, my parents decided that I was too young to know the actual words, so instead told me that "the private parts" names were tinkerbell (girl) and tinkerbob (boy). Then, when people would talk about Peter Pan at school (having never seen the movie) I thought that Peter Pan was a movie about peeing. I worried about what "Captain Hook" was until I found out what Peter Pan was really about.
Maggie
when iwas about 1o i used to notice that when i was cold my nipples got bigger they started to get smaller i used to think that they were breathing and if i lay on themi would crush their heart and they would die so i never layed on them again
ann
i used to believe that the bits in your vagina where a growing penis, i wondered why my brother had got his so early......
anonymous
When I was a kid I thought there was a hole in my clit and that's where the penis would go! I used to worry about how painful it would be...
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when i was 10 someone told me that having sex with a man causes a girl's breasts to grow. but it didn't work. my belly became big before my breasts really started to grow.
li'lmom
once when i was little, my mom decided to give me and my little brother a bath. i looked down at him, and looked down at me, and thought that my parents had cut off my penis. i was so stupid ._.
When I was a young girl, my mother apparently could not bear the thought of her daughters saying the word "vagina" so she taught me and my 2 sisters that it was called a "tushie." It wasn't until I was in 6th grade and my teacher told a male student that she was "gonna nail his tushie to the wall" that I realized my mother had lied to me.
C
when i was around 5 i think, i was sleeping at my grandmothers house and i was watching tv on the couch and it was on teletoon. one of those adult cartoons came on after one of my shows and suddenly my penis went solid. i asked my grandma why it was so long and hard and she said it was because it was sleeping. i believed that until i found my dad's playboys and it happened again. my suspicions were verified during last year's health classes! lol
saving private sleepy
I used to believe that an erection was a curse that had somehow come upon me and that when I was gonna have sex (not quite knowing the mechanics of it at the time)I'd have to run to the bathroom and wait for it to go away before she'd notice and I'd be embarrased. Sad yet true....
Anon
Someone once told me that having sex caused a woman's breasts to grow. Everytime I looked at Dolly Parton I thought "wow!"
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