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When I was a little child. I used to think that in your vagina the little sprouting thing was a growing penis !
Sprouting penis !!!!1
When I was young, I asked my mom what the difference between boys and girls was. She looked at my older brother and, finally, after a long awkward silence said, "Boys have blue eyes and girls have brown." I guess my mom didn't realize that I'm a girl, and I have blue eyes. Imagine how scared I was when I went in the bathroom to look at my blue eyes and realized they are blue!
xChristyx
When I was 10, I wanted big boobs, so I used to do these exercises, where I was basically flexing my arms and chanting "I must I must I must increase my bust". I think I read that in a Judy Blume book, and thought it worked.
This isn't me, but a friend of mine when she was little heard her mom call her female anatomy her vagina, well she thought it was called a "from China" as an inside joke we now call it our "from China's"
I used to believe that your balls and scrotum were a 'hat' for your penis - so-called a 'Penis-hat.'
Tom
When i first found out that boys had different parts than girls. I would call a penis a cow squeezer because at that age to me, it looked like an utter. For the longest time i would refer to it as a cow squeezer. One day i asked my mom what it was really called and she told me it was called a penis. Right then my aunt walked in and only heard my mom saying penis and she goes "Why are you saying penis to your 4 year old girl?"
Anonymous
I used to believe that an Asian women's
vagina ran horizontally from thigh to thigh. That's until years later when I built up the nerve to ask an Asian women...Take it from me,they don't.I have a black eye to prove it!
Scheagol
I used to believe that a woman had a boob for each baby. My mum had two children and therefore 2 boobs. It wasn't until I met a woman who had 14 children that i realised this couldn't be so...
Dibble
When I was in first grade our teacher told us that if we could kiss the tip of our elbows we would turn into the opposite sex. I really wanted to be a little boy and so did all my girlfriends :) So we all tried to kiss our elbows and it never worked!
I was sure I'd turn into a boy when I grew up.Instead of'When I grown up I'm going to...' it was 'When I grow my tail I'm going to...'
No-one corrected me until I was about 8.
H
When I was about 2 1/2 years old I had climbed into my sisters crib. She was about a year old at the time. My mother overheard a conversation which she has told us several times. My sister took her diaper off, something babies do I guess, and when I saw she had no appendage like I had I said "It's ok, Mommy will take you to the store to buy one." I thought she was missing a part!
When I was about 10, I began growing breasts. I thought it was some tumor and i would try to smush the little nub that used to be flat...weird.
NippleSmusher
That if I kept playing with my peepee it would turn green and fall off.
I had no idea
When I was little I once saw a dogs disgusting 'red rocket' penis, and for a long time I thought that's what all men had. When I got older I eventually asked my mom how she could stand making out with my dad and not throw up. After a long laugh, my mom had to explain to me that it really didn't look like that.
Jen
when i was around 6 or 7 i used to ask mom y she wudnt give my nanny the money she needed for chest operation. I actually thought she had a deep hole in her chest - was actually her cleavage.
fred
When I was little, I used to believe that when you had a sex change, you went to this place, and got inside a teleporter things...and when you came out, you were the other sex...so it changed you when you were in there...hehe!
A random person
I thought that my clitoris was a genital wart.
Carolyn
When I was little I thought that only little girls had nipples, and they went away when you grow up.
Cutie
When I was young, my mother didn't want to have to explain the facts of life to me, so she gave me a book to read instead. Unfortunately, I wasn't a very good reader, and when I got to the part about pubic hair, I thought it said public hair. I dreaded the time when my public hair would grow in and I'd have to show it to everybody.
Still keeping it shaved
I used to watch my brother and other little boys go to the bathroom when we were little, and I was convinced that the reason boys held their penises while they were doing it was because they needed to squeeze the pee out-- like it was a water squeeze bottle or something. I was very glad to be a girl so I didn't have to do that. (So much for penis envy, I guess.)
Anthea
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