My mum told me that if i ate my apples my boobs would grow - so as you can imagine i ate as many as possible - secretly i still wish that when i eat an apple!! :-)

LCF

when I was three I thought both that there was no such thing as a penis. I was also in that boys have koodies stage so when I saw my dad naked I thought he had fungus and his penis was a mushroom

shelby

when i was little i thought that girls had a penis and when they were born they would chop it off and thats how they got they made hot dogs

ron

when i was little, I used to think that willies were actually really long and thin and that men had to coil them up and fix them in place so they could fit in their pants.

whatafreak

once i was looking after a little girl(about 4 or 5 yrs old) and she said 2 me (pointing 2 my breasts) what are those?
what is what? i replied trying not to laugh,
those big squishy things under your t-shirt?
there special things girls get when they grow up, i said.
i dont believe you! she said,and ran to tell her mum i was being naughty by putting cushions up my t-shirt!! i couldnt stop laughing and neither could her mother!

katie

When i was little I used to think my penis was made out of silly putty and used to press it onto the sunday paper....while my dad was reading it.

tony

When my son was 7 he asked about the "big Q-TIP" in the Drs office. I had to explain that it was for women to get checked in their privates for cancer. He looked concerned for a second then loudly exclaimed "OW". I then realized that he thought women had only 2 holes like boys and so I told him we have 3. 1 to poop from, 1 to pee from, and 1 to have babies from. He digested that information for a minute then asked "do you think dad knows?" After almost wrecking the car I was driving from laughing so hard he looked at me and said " I am glad you told me cause I would hate to be having sex and slip and she looks at me and says 'WHAT are you doing?'" Had to pull over after that.

Chris' mom

When I was young, I used to believe that women's breasts were mouldable like a 'stretch armstrong' action figure. You'd squeeze them and like memory foam, they would remain in that shape for a short period of time... slowly returning back to their original shape. I remembered thinking that it would be so cool to squeeze them with both hands and make them long and cylindrical and and try to loop them around each other in a semi-knot shape... I would watch as they would eventually return back to their original shape. You can imagine the look on my girlfriend when I got to 2nd base for the first time as I hovered over her squeezing away with great expectation and then realizing that I might have been mistaken about them.

Bill Dingafort

Yeah I believed (because my mother had told me) that your 'willy' would fall off if you played with it :D

Doz

I used to believe that a guy would "get hard" every month like a woman would get her period.

Anon

I used to think that my pet dog'd testicles were "fart bags" where he kept his farts!

Anonymous

When I was little, I went to a clinic and accidentally misread the information on the poster there. So, after that I came to think that women get "big boobs" (as compared to having no chest at all) only after they give birth to a baby and breastfeed him or her. For some time I went around looking at womens' chests and "knowing" whether they already had children or not.

Stacy

I remember trying to describe my vaginal itch as a little kid (4 or 5 maybe) as 'little ladies in high heels walking around'.

My family managed to keep a straight face, even after I named the women and would talk to them whenever the vaginal itch came back.

Anon

My friend, who is a boy, told me that when you have a physical for a sport, they have to grab your sex organs and squeeze them. For the longest time, I thought they'd grab my vagina and boobs. I was scared of male doctors for a while after that. :[

Anon

i remember when i was about 4, i was taking a bath with my 2 yr. old sister, and my sister grabbed my "weinie". i said to her, don't touch mine, you'll grow one later. My mom corrected me, but i still didn't get it.

nick

upon being 6 i discovered my penis going hard. at school the next day i asked my teacher"does your willie go hard ?"(baring in mind she was fe-male)
she took me into the hall with an hour long lecture about the birds and the bees im still embarrassed to this day

james \m/!!*_*!!\m/

Once when I was about 12 I was on the phone with a boy from school. He was having a sleep over and was making fun of one of the other boys for having a "hard-on" I thought he said Heart on so I asked what he ment, he then repeted the kids name and said he had a "hard-on" I agian heard Heart-on so I thought that ment he cut a heart out of paper and stuck it over his male parts.

Crystal

I used to think that the word Ass was slang for a boys penis. One day I was riding my bike and a bunch of teenagers said "nice ass" I told them I didn't have one because I was a girl. They laughed at me, and I went home crying, now knowing what an ass hole really was...

Kat

In the fourth grade I was learning about human growth and development and my teacher told us that girls grow boobs when they hit puberty. For the longest time I thought tthat they grew over night and that one day I would wake up with big boobs and everyone would know I hit puberty.

I'm an idiot

When my cousin and I were about 10 or 11 we thought that if you rub butter on your chest every day and don't wash it off, it would make your breast grow( we were anxious ). After about a week of horrible body odor and still no breast we were convinced that it was time dump the Parkay and head for the shower.

Akilah