i used to believe that everyone had the same private parts until they were 18 and that when a boy turned 18 the little flap of skin that you pee out of turned into a penis. i was so terrified that i was actually a boy and would grow a penis.

ashley

When I was young I had my first sleep over at a friends house. He liked to sleep naked and I noticed something different about his penis. He is uncircumcised but I am so I thought that something was wrong with that poor boy because instead of having a normal penis, he had a finger for a penis!

What's that between his legs?

when i was younger i thought that for a girl to become my girlfriend all i had to do was show her my penis, i dont know why i thought this, but i didnt think it for long and i never did it thankfully

Dean

Until I was 13 years old i always thought that only men have pubic hair and that women had smooth skin "down there". Apparently in all the porn I saw all the women shaved and also in the old paintings and sculptures of naked women they never have hair. So one time when I was touching my girlfriend "down there" I felt a bit of hair. You can imagine how shocked I was!

Anon

I used to believe that vaginas were actually called puttycats becuase that was what my mom would call them.Later when I found out the real name,she told me she would call it a puttycat becuase when she was little she had underwear with Sylvester from The Looney Tunes on it,and when people would come over her house she used to point to her underwear area and say ,"Look at my puttycat".

Christina

When I was younger I used to believe you grew breasts by drinking milk. I would drink obsessive amounts of milk so I would grow breasts. I believed this until I was a flat 11 year old. Then I stopped drinking milk alltogether and they grew. Go figure.

haha

When I was a kid, I always played with my willy so my mum said if I played with it, it would fall of like my uncles did, because he always played with his when he was younger. It plagued me for years since the age of 4. I was scared to rearrange myself incase it dropped off. I asked my mum when I was 12 if it really happened but she doesn't even remember saying it!!! Thanks mum.

The Game

i was 12 years old the first time i masturbated, and was so shocked to realize that my finger could actually be inserted into my vagina. i was very happy to discover that too, because before then i couldn't understand how people had sex because it had never occured to me that the penis could actually go inside the vagina.

chica

ever since my brother was small, my dad graciously dubbed his uh-oh spot, his bobo. he grew up with that word and my sister and i were so used to hearing it, we got used to that name too. well, we lived in panama for a while and in spanish, bobo means silly. my dad, my brother, and i were in the elevator one day and this lady got in after my brother had accidentally pushed the wrong button. when we told her she said to him, "you bobo!" the look on my brother's face was priceless. he couldn't believe that she called him that! my dad and i almost died from holding in our laughter and the lady was laughing too because she thought she made a funny joke!

woops!

I used to believe that a hand job was when a girl did stuff to a guys hand...u know, kiss it lick it masage it, wutevr. I could never figure out what was so good about it.

Anon

When i was younger i had a dog and my mum had told me if its tail was waving it was happy. When i was 4 i had a new baby brother, one day i wotched my mum change his diaper and i noticed a sort of tail type thing, from then on i always checked to see if his tail (penis) was waving to know wether he was happy.

Anon

I used to believe evrybody's privates were diffrent-- thus the name "privates"

Anon

After masturbating a bit, I tried to imagine how sex must be. I assumed that men's penises couldn't be much bigger than my index finger because it hurt to try and stick more than one finger up there--how would "it" even fit?
When I got curious and sought out pornography, I was SHOCKED at the size of penises, and TERRIFIED about having sex. I was just certain my future husband would find out I was too small to accomodate him. I thought I was a total freak because my vagina was too small.

Anna

My friend got caught masturbating by his mum when he was 11. She told him that if he did it again, his penis would fall off in the night. He isn't very bright and, unsurprisingly, he believed her. It took me almost six weeks to convince him otherwise and i'll never let him live it down!

Ha Ha!

When i was younger, about 5yrs old, i came out of the shower and turned to my dad. i was really worried, apparently i turned to my dad and said: "Dad! help! my winky is straight and strong!"

i'm 13 now and he won't let me live it down.

t3h ult1mo 1337

When I was a little girl I was coming home from the beach. Of course I only knew what a girls part looked like at the time. I was outside of my cousins house with my grandma who was helping me hose the sand off of my feet. I stood there as my feet were getting hosed off and all of a sudden my cousin pops out of the house butt naked (mind you were both little tots). I screamed "MOMMY, GRANDMA WHY DOES HE HAVE A STICK STICKING OUT OF HIM!!!!"

Anon

when i was little i had a best friend who was a boy, and he said that boys had balls. i used to think that the penis had balls in it and depending on how many balls you had, that was how big your penis was. er go..2 balls, 3 balls or 4 balls length. ouch!

silly girl

my mom used to tell mr that if i ate my oatmeal, that my boobs would get big and i believed it until i was about 15 when it wasnt working.

Anon

We used to beleive that the testicles were wee bags - the larger they were, the more you needed to go...

Mudspanker

When I was little, my mum always said to me when i was in the bath, that i had 2 make sure i washed "down below" (I'm a girl)so when i started showering, when i was a bit older, i always stuck the shower head "down there" because I thought it was wash it all clean. I never realised why it felt so good! ;)

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