when i was little i thought my penis was a gun just in case i needed it

SERASDFE

i used to believe thta my vagina was a mouth and i remember as a child trying to feed it potato chips and stuff... it never would eat it.

Sandy

When i was in Kindergarten, i accidentally walked into the boys bathroom while a boy was peeing. I screamed out, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" and i took his hand and led him into a stall, saying you're not supposed to pee on the wall.

I then asked my mom why he did this, and she lauged, and said he had different "Privates" than me.

I didn't know what she meant by different when my friend bryan pulled down his pants to show me o_O

kristy-chan

When I was a kid, I believed that babies were born a sexually, and the parents chose the sex of the child by choosing to cut the umbilical cord in either short for a girl or long for a boy! oh dear!

Cara

When I was younger, I though a vasectomy meant the doctor cut off a man's penis! I was horrified when my dad said he was going to get a vasectomy. I said, "Won't you miss it?"

Anonymous

I had gotten it into my head that if I cut my willy off with scissors, I would suddenly have powers like Superman. I seem to remember contemplating it seriously at one point, but chickening out (to my subsequent huge relief). I wonder what child psychologists would make of that one...

Anon

When I was little (about 5) my sister (16 at the time) was talking to her friends about "cocks". Curious because that was a new word to me I asked her what it was. She said it was a different work for poop. So you can imagine the look on my moms face the next day when my mom asked me how my day at school was and I replied: "It was okay, except for when I went to the bathroom and somebody left a huge smelly cock in the toilet!"

Nicole

I used to believe that each mans penis had a different shape. I was really hoping the man I would marry didn't have a triangular one.

...scared

when i was younger i saw my dad in the shower, and my penis was quite insignificate campared to his. so for the next few months i tried stretching it by wrapping it around my thumb and holding on anything i could find and walking backwards.

"little" varney

I was at school when I was about 6 or 7, and the bell had just rung for lunch. A boy called Levi ran up to me and asked me if I would like to see his 'marbles' Thinking that he meant little round marbles that you play with, I followed him under one of the desks near the back where he promptly pulled his pants down and showed me his penis. I was mortified.

Tanya

My mum is french so she called vaginas, 'zizi's' and penis's something like 'ricket's'. I was watching the news and it said that children in 3rd world countries had rickets due to malnutrition. So I thought that if ate badly you'd become a boy.
See there's logic there!

Disturbed

When I was about five, I was on a car ride with my parents. I'd recently learned what a penis was. We drove by a field of cows. I said to my mother, "Wow! That cow has a lot of penises!"

leiapico

After viewing someone hypnotizing someone else on T.V, ( I was 3), I thought I could hypnotitize people by jumping up and down naked, so my penis would swing to and fro. I tried this on my mum and told her to get me a sandwich. She did it(She must of been playing along).Then I told her to get me a nintendo 64. She didn't. I thought I just needed to recharge. I sat on my bed with my penis under the cover. I then tried it on my dad and he looked at me, puzzled. Then I realized I possesed no such power.

Hypno-boy

Our (16 year old) friend, while we were having a conversation about sex, etc. with a large group of guys and girls, suddenly burst out saying "Wait! Guys have TWO testicles?" We laughed an explained it to her.
Funny enough, her mom is a school nurse.

Emily and Chris

My mom told me that when my dog became "aroused" and the red part of his genitals came out it meant he wanted to go for a walk. I used to point it out to everyone that visited my house exclaiming "it was time to keep my dog from getting bored" I never understood why people would laugh at me

Anon

Apparently the only pictures of male anatomy my grandmother had seen before she was married were pics of the man's privates blocked out by a fig leaf, like a adam/eve kind of thing. She told me that when she married my grandfather, she thought he was malformed. It wasn't until she gave birth to a son that she figured out that ALL men look like that.

Emily

When I was 16, I thought the reason boys had foreskin was to keep them from having sex, and that they didn't get circumsized until after they got married. Kind of like having a "wrapped" present...

con cac nho

As a boy, I used to have to take baths with my sisters. I used to believe that they were holding their penises between their legs, afraid to show them.

Brent Smith

When I was 7 I came home from school one day and my mother asked me what I had learned. I told her I learned that boys had a penis and girls had a 'recliner'

Anon

I used to think that "having a boner" meant you needed to fart. One day I was feeling a bit gassy snd proclaimed, "Man, I have a huge boner!" in front of my brothers.

UNGH!