Show most recent or highest rated first.
page 10 of 63
< 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 >
when i was 5 or so a found a tube of ky jelly in my parents bedroom i asked my mom what it was for she said it was for my dad's back(he had back problems) this made sense 'cause i would some times hear moanings from their room in the middle of the night.
what the hell was i thinking
When i was little i thought you had sex in the woman's mouth and the woman would swallow the sperm and a baby would grow in her tummy and after awhile the baby would come out the other end like the process of eating food
k
When I heard my brother use the word "dildo", he told me it referred to the dough for our mother's dill bread recipie. It made sense to me that "dill bread" came from "dill dough". I can't believe that I bought his story. He still laughs about it decades later.
Anthony
I used to think that penetration in sex was optional. Like a move that you COULD do, but didn't have to.
When I was younger I used to believe that "practicing safe sex" meant before you had sex to first practice having sex, but do it with your clothes on first and make sure you do it "safely" so it went right, so when you did it there weren't any "problems".
I never knew that there was a hole inside the vagina and thought the man put his penis on the clit and rubbed it about a bit and that was sex, i thought this until i was about 14. The shame!
i used to believe that you could only have sex once, then your penis was chopped of. That was how girls where made. i discovered this was wrong.
pokoman
When I was little, I used to think people had sex with eachother just by sitting naked in the bed kissing.
Weirdo
When I was in 6th grade the older brother of one of my friends told us that when you took Sex Education in High School you had to screw a dummy in front of the rest of the class. We believed him and worried about it for years.
Mark
I used to think that a man and woman had sex by rolling around in bed together.
So I was afraid to have sleepovers with my boy cousin
Danii
when i was around 15-18 i thought that the vagina was a piece of stretched skin that was all the way tucked into the anus. and i thought that because i only seen the front. before that i was about eight and i was watching the tv guide channel and there was a show called erotic "something" and when i changed it there i saw a women show the full vagina with the labia and everything and i changed it back right away and i was trying to make out how it looks but i started thinking that the inside was like mixed sausages! lol
One day when I was in the 3rd grade or so, I was bored and I told my mother I didn't have anybody to play with. She told me to go outside and play with myself! I told her "I can't do that! Sister Margaret Mary told us that it was a mortal sin to play with myself and I'll go to hell forever!"
My mother was speechless. For once.
Ellen Hietala
When I was about oh 5 or 6 I had "The Talk" I was terrified and didn't want to get married because I thought that I would be forced to have sex everying single day for the rest of my life.
Eric
I used to think that when guys ejaculated, it was microscopic, because I knew that sperm were too small to see, and didn't know that they ejaculate semen, not just sperm
when i first heard about how sex works, i was afraid to try it with a girl. i thought there was only one hole and would get peed on
Adam unkown
When i was little i thought the guy alwasy on to be on top (litterally) to have sex becuase i thought the vaginia was just a round hole on the bottom of a girls stomache.
hahahaha
As a child adults kept complaining about how much sex there was. They were probably talking about on tv or something, but I didn't make the connection. To solve this problem I decided I would follow what I called the "6 to 6 Factor" which meant when I "grew up and got married" I would only have sex between 6 p.m. and 6 a.m. That way it would be dark and no one would know, so adults couldn't complain.
Polly
When I was little, I picked up some information about things called 'sex toys'. Not knowing about sex at the time, I imagined them like a baby's or a dog's chew toy, but sex toys were for another species named 'sex'.
I learned otherwise when we were naming all the animals in preschool and I said, "I know an animal! Sex!"
When I was in kindergarten, Magic Johnson had come out saying he had AIDS. I asked my mom how one got AIDS and she told me it was from sleeping with someone of the same sex. I started to freak out because I had spent the night with my girl-friend the other night at a slumber party. I was convinced I had AIDS.
Julie
When I was younger I used to think sexy ment a person who has sex alot. So when I found a people magazine which had a picture of Johnny Depp on it and words next to saying The Worlds Sexiest man alive I started freaking out.
Eric
page 10 of 63
< 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 >
I Used To Believe™ © 2002 - 2008 Mat Connolley , web design and hosting by Iteracy. privacy policy
