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when i was 6, i asked my mom about sex, because i heard it on tv. she tried to explain it in words i would understand, but made it worse. she said, "when a boy gets excited, a liquid comes out of his peepee", and other main points. after that, everytime i would play outside and get really excited about playing, i would have to pee. i thought that was sex.
eddie
I used to believe that lesbians were camels and always associated them with that Joe Cool cigarette camel. I don't know how I mixed them up. Weird kid.
Never having heard the word before, my first impression of the word 'heterosexual' was that is was a person attracted to gay people of the opposite sex.
Rafaela
In 4th grade, my friend Jesse told me that if sperm went anywhere outside the vagina, it would turn black and kill you.
Where the hell did she get that?
I thought that if you had sex before you were 16 (age of consent), you would get AIDS.
Glad that's not true
For a long time, I didn't know that guys got erections, so I thought that during sex, their penis would still be pointing down. Because of that, I couldn't envision how people could have sex. I'd seen sex scenes in movies where the guy would be on top of the gal, but I came to the conclusion that people just did that for a little while before having sex, and then they'd get into a new position where they'd lie with their heads at opposite ends of the bed, and would both move their legs apart really far and scoot close enough so that they guy could get inside her. I thought it was this huge physical feat.
A.D
When I was in 5th or 6th grade, I used to believe that an orgasm was the female equivalent of an erection... guys had erections, and girls had orgasms...
When,as a youngster, I first learned a man had to insert his penis into a woman to make a baby. I accepted this and thought they only did it when they wanted a baby. When I first found a condom and it was explained to me that a man would put it on his penis so he could have sex with a woman just for enjoyment and not make babies, I was totally dumbfounded and thought this was a very naughty and wicked thing to do. Later in life I used them just like most others and found they wern't so naughty after all.
Teddy Johnson
a friend of mine was told by his older brother that girls had teeth in their genitals, and if he has sex, they would bite him... A good way to put off the first time!
snor
When I was young, I just had no idea that sex was assocaiated with reproduction. I thought that sex was just a recent trend-a new source of entertainment for adults.Babies,after all came from heaven!
Saugata Dutta
When I was little I thought that french kissing was smooshing your lips together and moving your head around a lot
My weird childhood ideas about sex came from a book about baby-making that was supposed to clear things up. From looking at the pictures I figured out that the man must have to squish his penis into the woman's vagina using his fingers (I knew what a penis looked like, but I hadn't heard of an erection). After that they would just lay still in the bed, smiling with their eyes half closed, staring at their genitals until they fell asleep or got bored, I guess. It all seemed kind of creepy.
J.
i used to believe that when i put my barbie and ken in a cupboard together naked they would magically come to life and have sex. I would always secretly peek to see if they were and if they weren't i just thought that they weren't in the mood.
slightly confused
When I was little I thought that sex was just a man and a woman taking off their clothes and sleeping in the same bed
Christi
I used to think that when two people had sex they would just lay in the bed with no clothes on.. i never knew what else they did til i got a little older
Shelby
for the longest time, i thought that the man and woman had to breathe together(like, inhale and exhale into each other's mouth at the same pace) for the woman to get pregnant. why?...
when i was in kindergarten, we went to a chicken farm. we were going to hatch eggs so we took a tour of the farm. when the lady giving the tour talked about the chickens "breeding," i thought she said "breathing." i was only five!!
Ruth
use to think sex was just kissing
Amanda
i bilievd that the penis had to go into the womans butt.
Growing up in the jump and praise the lord... stomp your feet, get filled with the holy ghost church life, we always had the classic pipe organ looming above us from the pews while the preacher droned on about who knows what and some blind man resembling Stevie Wonder pounded away on the damn thing.
We felt so proud to have one because not every church in our slum-like nieghborhood could even dream to afford an organ.
To beat the boredom. Me and a bunch of other "sinners" lol, would talk about sex. (Or what we thought was sex.) i know we must've sounded like a bunch of Booboo the Fools, who didn't know what the heck what we were takling about but we wanted to sound "manly" or "womanly"
One day some lug nut proudly boasted that they had an "orgasm" in the bathroom. Being the sheltered kid that i was, and lacking the street smarts my other friends so graciaously possessed, I took one look at the pipe organ and assumed "orgasm" was just another "fancy hip" word for a pipe organ. Hence the two sounded so much the same (Gee, im smart.)
Anyways this theory stayed with me... until Christmas time that is. Being the musical person I am, I wouldn't think it would be a bad idea if i could own a pipe "orgasm" of my very own. Imagine the pastor's surprise and my mother's face when I came out and said that I wanted to get an "orgasm" for Christmas. Of course i used "orgasm" to show of my profound knowledge.(Like I said before, i was smart.)
The pastor's eyes just about fell on the floor, my mother hit me with her purse... and my fellow "friends" laughed their asses off when word of my orgasm wish hit the streets of my small neighborhood. Lets just say going back to school was tough.
Yeah... I can still hear them laughing and every time I come down to visit someone always says "Hey Richie... you still want that orgasm?"
Orgasm Man
when i was 5 i once asked my mom about sex, so she told me that sex "was when the daddy gives the mommy a seed and she eats it, so therefere, she becomes pregnant"..i always though that a man would pee out a see and a woman would just eat it, they wouldnt even have to get naked for this ceremony..i also thought that when people wanted to have sex, just for fun, they would get on a bed [fully dressed], the woman would get on top of a man, and just bounce on his stomach..i even tried it with my guy friend when i was six [my grandma walked in on us!]..haha its hillarious looking back on it now
embarassed
starting from when i was 6 till when i was about 14 i always thought that masterbation was a sin and that i would go to hell if i ever touched myself..i knew that it felt good but i was scared just because i thought that i was the only one doing it and i was dirty..boy, was i wrong
Ann
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