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I used to think that "spooning" was sticking a spoon in a girl's vagina and licking it off. Ewww...
I used to think that only boys could have orgasms. Then when I learned that girls could too I thought they shot out white stuff because my friend told me.
I also used to think that penises had no tips and it looked just like a worm.
I knew what sex was, at least as much as I could know without actually experiencing it myself yet, but I thought the birds and the bees was somthing new that I couldn't wait to find out. When my older sister decided to "teach" me all about the birds and the bees, I was so disapointed because I thought I'd be learning something new. I said, "that's it, that's the birds and the bees? I already know that stuff!"
Lacking a strong religious background, I somehow convinced myself that "adultery" was the same thing as sex. I couldn't understand how Mormon people could adhere to the 10 commandments and still have so many children if they weren't allowed to have sex. To help explain this dilemma, I decided that the man must ejaculate into a syringe (no needle attached) and squirt it into the woman's vagina. Sexxxay.
Elizabeth
I use to believe having sex was a kind of sode "Like coke or something" Because I was drinking it when my mom was watching a talk show about sex. So anyways when we went to a resturant I was like I will have sex please and the waitresswas lauphing so hard and my mom was giving me a weird look. she explained it to me that night and i was shocked..............Kenzie
Kenzie
I used to have a bedwetting problem when I was younger. it lasted until I was about 12. I remember I heard kids talking about wet dreams at school and I told someone that I had had one. I had dreamed that I was a mermaid swimming underwater and when I woke up, I found I had wet the bet (with urine.)
Ellie
When I was 12, I talked to my friend about masterbating and he told me that when he played with himself, at the end when it felt really good, he created "white sperm", which was a seed. So, when I was ready, I was waiting for seeds to shoot out of my penis, so the first time I came, I did not realize I actually came, I thought something was wrong cause it was liquid. For quite awhile, I kept thinking there was more to it and the feeling when the seeds came out would be even more intense!
Paul Murray
i used to believe when you saw someone naked that was se
Amidaking Orwha
when i first realise what sex is all about (without understanding the mechanism, however), I thought it'll need a very long bed! I thought the heads of the couple have to be pointing to opposite directions...
Once, in the little Church daycare center while my parents were at church when I was 7 or so and I was about to have my first communion, my friend whispered to me that she found out what sex was. I excitedly asked her and she told me you had sex by "a girl and boy licking eachother's elbows" and this is why it is physically impossible to lick your own elbow unless you're a fairy. She told me she learned this in a book in her house.
I believer her till I was 11.
kylie
I used to believe there was a special tube that my parents used when they were having sex to keep the covers from tangling. Due to some inadvertent exposure to soap operas, I knew that sex involved two people, covered in bed, and a lot of motion, but I thought they'd get tangled in the covers unless they had a way to keep them held a little away from their bodies. Logical, right?
Discovered it's better without covers
when i was a kid i used to belive that if you masterbated your penis would explode
kevin
I used to believe sex was a guy just humping a girl naked. i had know idea that sperm comes out of the penis tili was like 13 and started masturbating.
sexybeast
I used to believe doggy-style was anal sex... I believed this all through high school.
Anon
up until i was about ten, i thought that unisex salons were places where people would go to have sex and i was too embarassed to ask if my assumption was right, i just kind of let it sit in my head and didn't say anything about it.
urnewbuddee
The sex ed program at my elementary school taught us in 5th grade that you could get diseases from having sex - like AIDS - as well as getting pregnant. However, I somehow assumed that you could get AIDS from having sex with ANYONE - whether or not they had the HIV virus! I wondered why anyone would want to do something so dangerous.
Reihelen
I was 8 or so and had a lot of books about cats. One of them had a section on breeding cats, with an illustration of two cats mating and a caption like, "the male introduces the penis into the female's vagina", or something along those lines. I said to my mom, "That's what cats do, but what do people do?" She told me that people did the same thing, but seemed reluctant to explain further. I was completely baffled, because I couldn't imagine any situation when a man would insert his penis into a woman's vagina. I figured maybe it could happen by accident, like if they were walking and accidentally bumped into each other at a certain angle, it would be like, "Whoops, my penis accidentally entered your vagina, sorry!"
andrea
A friend told me all about humping when I was 8 or 9. It involved two people taking their pants off of course. Then one would lay down and the other one would jump on top of that person. To demonstrate he planned to jump from the handicap bathroom stall bar, which was about 3 off of the ground. He landed hard on me with all of his body weight. I decided that humping wasn't such a great thing that day.
Lee
When I was little I used to think that the reason the man had to be on top during sex was because his pee-pee had to hang down.
Until I was about 12 or 13, I believed that having sex was literlly sleeping with another person naked.
Michelle
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