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When I was little I used to think that the reason the man had to be on top during sex was because his pee-pee had to hang down.
Until I was about 12 or 13, I believed that having sex was literlly sleeping with another person naked.
Michelle
When i had 12 my mother gives me the first sex talk. Explained me that to make babies the boy penis get big and expel semen instead of urine. A few months later I wake up excited and need to pee, so I stand up, run to the bathroom while saying: mom look my semen.
psa
When I was younger, I thought sex was just touching sexual...instruments together. I don't think I learned otherwise until I stumbled upon some dirty pictures on my dad's computer. XD
I used to believe that there was always a baby inside a girl, just waiting to come out. Whenever I went to the bathroom, I'd be too scared to poop because I thought that if I pushed too hard, a baby would come out, fall in the toilet and drown.
Laura
When I was like 10/11 I thought after reading a immoral article that read:
*lila was having sexual inteercourse with paul* and while the lila and paul were doing that a nother person, micheal was masturabating. I thought masturbating was like conducting their sex moves like in an ochestra! oh my gosh lol, boy I no now.
Master-Orchestra!
When I was little... we passed a sign that said "dolls, dolls, dolls" I was so excited that I tol my dad I wanted to go get a baby doll from there. My dad then explained those were grown-up dolls... that just made me want one more. I asked every day for a week... until my mom finally said that those were grown ups who wore doll clothes... even then I said "dress up?" She said it wasn't that kind of place!
Rather Not Say
I used to believe that sex was made with the Female's urinating area, not the vagina
Cortny
When I was about 8 a friend at school told me that sex was when a man pissed inside a woman. I confidently told him that this was rubbish and informed him that the man sprayed semen inside the woman and that semen was a kind of milk
when I was 10 my brother told me about the birds and the bees. The story was that Burt Renalds and Sally Field were in his bedroom naked. It was a nice hot day, so the bedroom window was open. The two of them were kissing standing up at the end of the bed and a bee came in through the window stung Burt on the bum, he fell in top of Sally, they both came crashing down onto the bed. Sally hit her head on the head board and all she saw was birds flying around her head. Thats the story of the birds and the bees
i used to believe that if you had sex one time then u were going to die in the next 7 days so when my mom and dad got together i would freak becuase i would think they would die in the 7 days!
sarasponda
when i was in 8th grade i didnt know alot because i didnt have many freinds that told me stuff so one of my freinds had a saying on her binder that said save a horse ride a cowboy and on thanksgiving my grandpa was telling jokes so i said "my freind has on her binder save a horse ride a cowboy isnt that funny" my grandpa said not for those of us with prevetive minds i still dont know how that pervetive?
aah loves ndb
In about third grade, my mom was talking to one of ehr friends about the neighbors (Jennifer and Jennifer) and how they were homosexuals. I asked my mom why thier mom would have two kids and name them both Jennifer. I thought homosexuals was home-o-sexuals and I thought that Jen and Jen were sisters. I was so embarrased.
Samantha
When I was 12, the popular kids started talking about porn. I didn't know what they meant, so for the longest time, I thought that they were talking about KoRn (the band). I didn't know much about the band either, so their conversations sounded very interesting! And my friends were just as clueless!
how naive i was...
when i was little i thought sex was called hoop i dont know why but it makes me laugh so much now when i thing back to my hooping days
amy
a few years ago i was told by my mum that if you had sex that u would die. Then when we were told in primary school that we were going to start sex education i screamed and ran out of the classroom.
Jonathon Dale
When I was a young child, I didn't understand why I got erections when I saw an attractive woman. I knew it had something to do with getting a woman pregnant but I didn't know how. At some point I finally came to the conclusion that an erection was like an antenna extending and that my penis was sending transmissions to get the woman pregnant. So for a while I worried that maybe I was the deadbeat father of some supermodel's baby.
Patrick
I used to believe that black people couldn't be gay.
When I frst heard of Homosexuals I thought they were just another makey-upey person a la Santa, the Tooth Fairy or the Bogey Man...I was expecting to hear my folks saying if you don't eat your vedge the Homosexuals will get you
Daithí
When I was younger I asled my sister what raped meant cuz i saw it on a TV show. She said, "It's when somebody does something you don't want them to do." She didn't tell me it was sex, so I assumed that it mean anything. So the next day my friend said, "You're mom called my dad and said that you're coming home with me today, okay?" I didn't want to go, so i yelled, "STOP RAPING ME!"
Amber
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