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i used to think if a man and a woman just got naked, and touched eachother something would seep through the woman's skin and she would get pregnat. so when i saw TITANIC, and Rose and Jack were in the car together, i figures she wouldn't get pregnat because she had Jack's coat in between them.

Anon
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till i was 13, i'ld have used to believe that in an intercourse men isert their male organ in to the anal of women

sandy
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I used to believe that you could only have sex if you wanted a baby. This belief was immediately shattered as soon as I confided with my older cousin. So much laughing...
In a way I was glad that my cousin told me the truth. Who knows, the belief could've lasted a lot longer...

Seymour Butts
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When I was little, I thought that the "sex" section on a driver's license told people how good you were at sex. I always tried to figure out what "M" and "F" stood for, exactly. Which one was bad, and which one was good?

Lexi
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While I was just learning what sex is all about I always thought that nipples had holes and the penis is supposed to be entered in those two small holes in the nipple ... huh !!

Funny Guy
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When I was about 8 I heard about masturbation for the first time from my friend's older brother and his friend (they were about 14). They were talking about semen saying it was really really sticky, like super-glue. One of them said that if you get it on your hands it would stick them together and you'd never be able to get them apart. I was petrified. I believed this for years.

Mux
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I used to believe that each sperm was the size of a tadpole, a large albino tadpole, and as a result I was terrified of masturbating.

happer
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when i was around 13 the first girlfriend that let me put my hand in her knickers, she was 14, i gladly done so and i thought that my hand resting on her pubic area was all i had to do, did not know that the best bit was just a little bit further

mat05
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When I was 7, I was filling out an application for a local play I was auditioning for. When it came to the line "Sex", I was SO confused! I thought, "Why would they want to know if I had sex or not?" So, I answered "No" (rather than list whether I was a male or female).

J.J.
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my cousin used to think sex was just kissing with your clothes off.....

sarah
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I used to think being raped was being raked, and it was when a man hit a woman with a rake. When my Mum went out at night I used to cry and say "She might get raked!"

megan
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I used to think that the way most people had sex was lying on their sides, facing each other, When the man was on top of the woman, that was shagging.

Megan
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I asked my mother what a 'homosexual' was when I was 11. She said it was when men danced together.

Nick Tucker
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When I was little I didn't know the meaning of the word "gay" other than meaning "happy" - so when bullies on the playground in elementary school asked me if I was gay, I said yes - until I found out what it meant. Turns out I was right the first time.

Rebecca
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When I was very young, I thought being a Lesbian meant the same thing as being Iranian, as in...from another country. So I could not understand the news on tv being so upset about these women coming from the country Lesbia. My girlfriend laughs about the irony.

Adrianne Loves Tonya
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When My Brother was 9, (I am ten years older then him) he over heard my uncle telling me a dirty joke he heard the word Orgasim and piped up, "I saw an alien have one of them on T.v" We later found out he thought it was the same as an autopsy, and had told his teacher all about it...

Anon
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When I was in the 6th grade I heard my sister talking about catching some guy watching her and her friend and masturbating in his car to a magazine. I thought that "masturbating" was like comparing with envy, or coveting (the reason I thought it was bad). Several months later I decided to impress my family members with my vocabulary by telling them I felt like I was masturbating over another girl's cello because I was tired of the violin. Needless to say, they corrected me quickly.

anon
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When I was younger, I used to think that when a man and a woman had sex, the man had to be on top for it to work. Why? Because I thought that even when the penis was hard, it stayed in the same position and did not stick up, the man just layed on top of the woman and the sperm trickled in to the womans vagina.

Amanda
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i thought with sex woman were the only ones who felt pleasure, i was convinced of that. i always wondered why men wanted it so much but then i found out by porn and a cuple questions from my best friends.

samantha
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My parents had one of those "70's 'Joy of Sex' books where the illustrations were black and white drawings of people in every sexual position imaginable. I was about five and madly into colouring when I stumbled across it on their bookshelf. Well, I believed that this was a whacked out colouring book that I hadn't got my hands on yet and proceeded to get my felts and crayons and colour some choice illustrations. Oddly enough I never heard about it, but I'm sure I definitely ruined the mood!

albertine
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