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when i was little, i used to think that you only had sex ONE time ever, and you had to be naked and in the bathroom. little did i know...
I used to believe that sex meant a couple was kissing. I didn't know what it actually involved until I was 11, stumbling upon an adult film playing on late night cable.
I blame the catholic schools.
Trish
I thought that "foul play" had something to do with sex. Maybe I got it confused with fore play?
Bootlebat
I used to believe that sex was just kissing laying down.
When I was young, my cousin told me that you can't have sex until you're married. I knew how sex physically occurred, so I tried to add those thoughts together. I thought for a while that there was a special slit in the groom's suit or something, so it could happen during the wedding kiss. Then I got really confused when I realized that it could happen during ANY kiss, not just the wedding one.
Julia
I found "Where Do Babies Come From" on our bookshelf when I was little, so naturally I read it because I was a huge bookworm. It said something about people usually having sex somewhere comfortable like a bed, so I thought that meant they had to be asleep to have sex. I believed this until I was 10 and my cousin turned on Cinemax when he was spending the night. I said "Aren't they supposed to be sleeping?" and he just laughed at me.
Nicole
When I was learning about sex for the first time I thought people only had sex to have a baby. When my dad told me otherwise I didn't believe him at first!
Nate
I used to think "orgasm" was a misspelling of "organism." The best part is that I remember asking my parents about this, and they just smiled and nodded.
Josh
When I was younger, even though I just thought it was just kissing naked as portrayed in the movies, I was angered by the fact that my parents had sex--I was very disappointed in them and would cry every night knowing that they probably did it sometimes. Twice I begged them never to do it again and I tried to make them promise, but they wouldn't; they tried to explain to me that it was important for moms and dads to do that so they won't get divorced.
Lynda
I used to believe that the sound of two grown ups making love was the women giving birth and the guy screaming for her.
Cailynn
When I was little I thought that saying sex would cause something bad to happen so my brother and friends would whisper S.E.X. behind the pond so we wouldnt get caught
Kyarsten
This was way back when I was 11 years old. One of my friends told me that a person could have sex only once a year. And you know what......I completely believed him and held on to that belief for another 4 years (stupid stupid me !!!)
When I was little I believed only the most beautiful girls would become prostitutes, why else would everybody want to have sex with them?
When I was little I caught my parents... well let's just say, in the act, but before they could say anything I ran away.
I thought my dad was trying to kill my mom and was suspicious of him for years! D:
When I was 7 or 8 I thought sex was just two people standing real close to each other... Yea thanks to my older bro.
john
I used to believe that sex was illegal, and that if you did it, a swat team would bust in through the windows and arrest you.
When I was little I used to believe that when you were born doctors would respect your privacy by not looking at your genitals and to determine your gender they would do some sort of blood test.
Esteban
Back in 5th grade I used to think homosexual meant that you wanted to have sex at your house. So if someone asked me if I was a homosexual, I would say "Yes". Those were bad times..
Anon
Because of the phrase, "sleeping together" was always equated to sex, I was afraid to let my best friend share my bed with me during a sleepover. I didn't want to get pregnant. Since I didn't fully grasp the concept of sex yet, I also didn't realize that two girls couldn't have sex and get pregnant anyway. She spent a good 20 minutes giving me a better birds and the bees talk than my parents did. She was a year younger than me.
Sheltered Child
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