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I thought "making babies" was when 2 people kissed alot and rubbed against each other......till i was 14

Anne
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when i was 3 or 4 my mom was tucking me into bed, and i looked up at her and proudly said "mommy, i know what sex is" which freaked her out, she braced herself and asked me what did i think sex was. i said, "do you know who peppy la pew is?" she said yea? and i said. "you know when he kisses the cat and floats up into the air with hearts all around him, thats sex" she was very releved. :)

Christina
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I knew someone who thought that humping someone/thing was just letting your peener touch it.

Anon
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I used to believe that you had to contort yourself fooleshly to have sex, I also thought it would not work if you had an erection because your winky had to go straight to the middle. I also thought something had gon horribly wrong when you have an erection. I also thought that "Having Sex" "Sexual Intercourse" and "F***ing" were 3 different things.

Anon
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When I first heard about sex I thought it was a man and a woman in a dark room on opposite walls, walking toward eachother slowly and meeting in the middle and sort of fitting everything right there.

Anon
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I used to believe that my parents had tickle fights in their bedroom. I would hear giggles and of course tickling was the most likely reason for excessive giggling. I was nearly an adult before it occurred to me that they may have been having other sorts of fun.

Anon
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Up to when I was 8 or 9, I believed that sex was when a man and a woman slow-danced naked. I wasn't associating it with pregnancy (I had never really thought about "where babies come from"), I just assumed that this was how couples would physically express their love for each other, and that this was what was called "sex." I don't know where I got this, but it was probably something my parents probably told me.

I remember, during the Monica Lewinsky scandal, the term "sex" was mentioned on TV, and my brother, then 7 or so, asked what it is. My mom asked me to explain it to him... after I gave him my definition (without my parents correcting it, of course), he probably still believed it for quite a while

Anon
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When I was about 11, I figured out all on my own that my uncle was gay. His friend had been living with him for many years, and they both wore matching rings on their wedding fingers.

So then I thought, "How do gay men have sex?" but I never asked anybody, knowing that this was a dirty thought.

So, I used to believe that gay men would lay in bed facing each other, their erections kind of bopping against each other's as they were laying there, giggling.

Seriously, I was convinced of that until I was about 13.
Even then I don't know how I found out the truth.

anonymous
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My guy friend and I were hanging out one day at the school playground afterhours while our parents were in a PTA meeting. We wanted to be rebelious, and so we went against the school rule listed on the gate: "every one must wear shoes, no opened-toed shoes or sandles permitted", so we took off our sneakers and socks and showed each other our bare feet. We were convinced that this was sex. Why else would there be a school rule against it?

Diana
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Hot summer night. Hubby and I are going at it loudly. All of a sudden our 4-year-old is standing at the foot of the bed shouting "What's this, a party? I can't sleep with all this noise".

We sent him back to bed, but we weren't done yet. When the bed squeaking resumed, we heard him shout down the hall "Mom, stop it". I said to hubby "Why is this my fault?" Hubby said "Because you are on top. Maybe he thinks you are beating up daddy."

M
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omg....so doggy style isnt anal sex???...i just discovered that from reading this site...and im 19

Anon
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My sister was 15 and she told me our parents were too old to have sex. I said yes they did, my bedroom is right next to theirs and they make a lot of noise. She was very shocked.

me
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I used to believe that boys sperm looked yellow like baby poo when it came out of their willy

Nancy
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when i was younger, i used to believe that if a man had sex with another man , then they could get pregnant and then eventually die!!!!

Shicoya
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Maybe I misunderstood my neighbor when she described sex to me, or maybe she was simply misinformed as well but I thought after a man penetrated a woman, he simply peed. My first orgasm many years later clued me in to what really goes on. That first orgasm was a complete shocker as well!

cybersquirrels
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I used to think that "spooning" was sticking a spoon in a girl's vagina and licking it off. Ewww...

Anon
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I used to think that only boys could have orgasms. Then when I learned that girls could too I thought they shot out white stuff because my friend told me.

I also used to think that penises had no tips and it looked just like a worm.

Anon
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I knew what sex was, at least as much as I could know without actually experiencing it myself yet, but I thought the birds and the bees was somthing new that I couldn't wait to find out. When my older sister decided to "teach" me all about the birds and the bees, I was so disapointed because I thought I'd be learning something new. I said, "that's it, that's the birds and the bees? I already know that stuff!"

Anon
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Lacking a strong religious background, I somehow convinced myself that "adultery" was the same thing as sex. I couldn't understand how Mormon people could adhere to the 10 commandments and still have so many children if they weren't allowed to have sex. To help explain this dilemma, I decided that the man must ejaculate into a syringe (no needle attached) and squirt it into the woman's vagina. Sexxxay.

Elizabeth
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I use to believe having sex was a kind of sode "Like coke or something" Because I was drinking it when my mom was watching a talk show about sex. So anyways when we went to a resturant I was like I will have sex please and the waitresswas lauphing so hard and my mom was giving me a weird look. she explained it to me that night and i was shocked..............Kenzie

Kenzie
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