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i used to believe that i was the only person who could masterbate or ejaculate rather in the whole wide world and that god had given me this special power.
After a friend had shown me his older brothers dirty mag of a couple making love on a table i believed this was the only way of having sex, proberly something to do with the angles i thought.Mealtimes at our house where always greeted with a sense of foreboding.
When I was young I thought that the vagina was in the naval area cause the first time i watched a movie where they were doing it, the guy was on top and since most guy's penis point straight (erection) i thought the only way it could go was down.
When i first read the word lesbian, i thought it meant a person living in a country called Lesbia and then i checked the world atlas several times to locate that country.
When i was a youngster (about 11) i thought sex was nohing more than a man and a woman being naked and kissing. It wasn't until later i found out that the penis goes inside the woman.
I used to beleive before mummy and daddy "did it" they had to get "spunk cream" from the chemist.
I used to think that men and women had sex end to end, not on top of one another.
I must have been told by someone somewhere sometime as a little kid that sex was evil, I mean an illegal, punishable offense.
One day I was playing in the backyard with an older neighbor kid (he was like 13 and I was around 7) and he asked me if I would ever have sex. I was horrified, said NO WAY, sex is bad! LOL Then he said, "Well come on, your parents have had sex, they've had sex 3 times" Being the oldest of 3 siblings I had no idea what he meant but was just so offended that he could accuse my parents of such a thing!
When I was around eight, I went to the doctor with my parents and while waiting for the doctor I was amusing myself by filling out different surveys from the magazines they provide. I filled out my name, age and so on, but when it came to sex I thought they were asking if I had participated in sex before. I of course put NO. I didn't no I had done anything funny until my mom tells the family what I did at our next family gathering.
I used to think just be seeing someone naked you had sex with them
when i was a kid i used to believe that sex involved a lot of rubbing n you could do it with your clothes on...when i found out that the guy had to go inside the girl i was more than i little freaked out and couldn't help but wonder where it went. Haha how silly i was...
when I was little we went to visit our cousins who lived in amsterdam and I saw lots of women in tents(we got lost one morning in the red light district) and I asked what they were doing and my mother replied that they were selling their bodies for money, and up until I was 10 I thought that prostitution was when you get a doctor to cut off your body parts and give sew them onto someone else who got sick or lost theirs in an accident or something, and I never understood how the police and government could be so evil as to ban prostitution.
I remember when I was little I think about four or five , I started asking my mom the question all parents must fear. "Mom...where do babies come from" and she kept putting me off, saying that when I was older she would tell me. I would let it go for a few months and ask again, thinking I was indeed older and always put off with the same thing. This went on for about two years or so until we got HBO...I had most of the details screwed up, but I indeed stopped asking where babies came from.
I used to believe that if you fingered your self you could get prgnet. So every time I got im the bath tube I use to make my self think my stomach was getting bigger.
I used to believe that when my parents had sex, it was painfull because of the noises they made. I used to think my dad was abusing my mum.
I used to think (when I was very little... about 7 or so) that a guy's penis would be sort of stuck in a barbed fashion until fertilisation (unless you wore a condom). I think I was confusing humans with cats. Incidently my cat had a few kittens arouind that time.
In the news, they were talking about a high-school teacher who was charged for 'sexual battery' and for having sexual relationship with a minor (a person who is not yet of legal adult), I thought that that sexual battery was using a battery as a sex toy and putting it inside on one's vagina or anus.
I used to believe autonecrophilia (sexual deviation, when you fantasize about yourself being dead) is sexual interest in car wrecks!
When I was a little, innocent kid I used to believe that people were having sex when they slept together. I mean, LITERALLY slep together. At christmas my mum and I would stay with my grandparents and share a bed but one year I refused because I thought I would get pregnant! Mum chose not to fill me in.... And I thought that if you really wanted to get preggers, putting the thing in the other thing was a sure fire way. Oh how stupid and naive I was....
i used to think when 2 gay guys had 'sex' they just humped each other through their cloths... until jerry springer corrected me x_X
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