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This is more of a story. When I was little I would go into my mom and dad's bedroom in the middle of the night. I would sleep at the foot of the bed. Well one night i went to sleep in their room and apparently they did not notice. Well later they were having sex and I didn't even open my eyes I just yelled "Stop bouncing on the bed." Thank God I don't remember this. They only tell me the story

Rose
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When I was in 4th grade this girl in my class was talking about marraige and she mentioned somthing about sex right after the engagement and i told her that it was illegal to have sex before marriage and if you did u would be arrested.

I'm watching you
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I used to think that when two people had sex, they just slept in the same room for one night. So once when I spent the night at my friend's house, I refused to sleep in the same room as her.

BOBHAALEX
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i used to believe a dildo was a thing that people sewed on when their thingy fell off.

Anon
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i used to think sex was making out and whenever it was on tv i would scream omg theyere having sex on tv :P i was 7 though :P

Anon
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i used to believe that sex was a thing to make you feel-better if you were sick!

b
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I used to think call girl meant chef.One girl at school asked if my mother was a cooker so I said "she isn't but they aren't called cookers they're called call girls"

oops!
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Once I knew how people had sex, I thought animals did it the same exact way....I wondered how some animals like deer or animals with 4 long, boney legs would do it...

Amanda
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Up until I was about 12, I thought that after the guy "put it in" they would just lie there like that until the guy ejaculated. Sounds like some hot sex,huh?

Spoonboy
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When I was in 5th grade, a kid got in trouble for calling one of the girls in my class 'gay'. Later at recess, one of my friends asked me if I knew what it meant, and I told her I didn't. She started boasting about how 'gay' meant a 'stupid person', so I went around for a year thinking gay people were just really stupid people.

Malai
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that Swingers Clubs were somewhere where adults danced with people that weren't their partners. My friends were teasing me for some reason about being in a Swingers Club (which of course i wasnt) and i couldnt understand why going to a dancing club was so bad!
Then in college i got the bravery to ask my friend what it was...

...lets just say i was rather shocked.

Gill M, UK
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I used to think that sex was when a man and a woman just get naked and the man humps the woman.I didn't know about ejaculation or anything.PLus I thought that they said S-E-X all through it.

little girl
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When I was younger, I thought that 'S&M' stood for 'sex and marriage'...I was very wrong!

Maddy
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I used to believe sex would hurt and that babys came from a stork. I thought I would never give a blow job, also. Man, was I wrong!

Anon
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My mom, my friend and I were sitting around the kitchen table.
My mom said to me "What would you like for your birthday?"
I looked at my friend who was wearing a lepord skin hat and said "A lesbian hat!"

Hey, I was 6, give me a break

Sarah
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Throughout my teenage years, I thought that when people had sex, they just lay still. I didn't know about the um, pumping action, until I got married!

Anon
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i used to think sex was when a women sat ona mans lap and yelled.

sarah&cambob
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i used to believe that porn was a religon.

Karen
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When I was little, I though that a prostitute was a female lawyer... It just sounded so official. So I used to tell people that when I grew up I wanted to be a prostitute. My dad wasn't so proud...

Meg
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I used to believe sex was when two people laid next to each other in bed and kissed.

Broadway
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