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This is more of a story. When I was little I would go into my mom and dad's bedroom in the middle of the night. I would sleep at the foot of the bed. Well one night i went to sleep in their room and apparently they did not notice. Well later they were having sex and I didn't even open my eyes I just yelled "Stop bouncing on the bed." Thank God I don't remember this. They only tell me the story
When I was in 4th grade this girl in my class was talking about marraige and she mentioned somthing about sex right after the engagement and i told her that it was illegal to have sex before marriage and if you did u would be arrested.
I used to think that when two people had sex, they just slept in the same room for one night. So once when I spent the night at my friend's house, I refused to sleep in the same room as her.
i used to believe a dildo was a thing that people sewed on when their thingy fell off.
i used to think sex was making out and whenever it was on tv i would scream omg theyere having sex on tv :P i was 7 though :P
i used to believe that sex was a thing to make you feel-better if you were sick!
I used to think call girl meant chef.One girl at school asked if my mother was a cooker so I said "she isn't but they aren't called cookers they're called call girls"
Once I knew how people had sex, I thought animals did it the same exact way....I wondered how some animals like deer or animals with 4 long, boney legs would do it...
Up until I was about 12, I thought that after the guy "put it in" they would just lie there like that until the guy ejaculated. Sounds like some hot sex,huh?
When I was in 5th grade, a kid got in trouble for calling one of the girls in my class 'gay'. Later at recess, one of my friends asked me if I knew what it meant, and I told her I didn't. She started boasting about how 'gay' meant a 'stupid person', so I went around for a year thinking gay people were just really stupid people.
that Swingers Clubs were somewhere where adults danced with people that weren't their partners. My friends were teasing me for some reason about being in a Swingers Club (which of course i wasnt) and i couldnt understand why going to a dancing club was so bad!
Then in college i got the bravery to ask my friend what it was...
...lets just say i was rather shocked.
I used to think that sex was when a man and a woman just get naked and the man humps the woman.I didn't know about ejaculation or anything.PLus I thought that they said S-E-X all through it.
When I was younger, I thought that 'S&M' stood for 'sex and marriage'...I was very wrong!
I used to believe sex would hurt and that babys came from a stork. I thought I would never give a blow job, also. Man, was I wrong!
My mom, my friend and I were sitting around the kitchen table.
My mom said to me "What would you like for your birthday?"
I looked at my friend who was wearing a lepord skin hat and said "A lesbian hat!"
Hey, I was 6, give me a break
Throughout my teenage years, I thought that when people had sex, they just lay still. I didn't know about the um, pumping action, until I got married!
i used to think sex was when a women sat ona mans lap and yelled.
i used to believe that porn was a religon.
When I was little, I though that a prostitute was a female lawyer... It just sounded so official. So I used to tell people that when I grew up I wanted to be a prostitute. My dad wasn't so proud...
I used to believe sex was when two people laid next to each other in bed and kissed.
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