I used to think that when two gay guys had sex, they would put 1 penis in the other!
(HOW DO THEY DO THAT)?!?! lol ;)

Jess

when i was a kid,i saw my mum and dad having sex.. my mum was laughing and bouncing.. i thought they were playing a game and enjoying themselves.. i rushedd into the room and said "Can i join you?" how wrong i was...

Innocent

i use to beileve that kissing led to babies.

and another one was i use to beileve that having sex meant you just had to lie down in a bed with someone of the ooposite sex. even with clothes on.

mhm

I used to believe that sex was just two people lying naked together in bed and rubbing their bodies when I was 14.

Anon

when i was about 7 i was watching a comedy stand-up, the guy made some joke about masturbating in other peoples showers i knew he had to mean something thats nasty to do in the shower so i thought that masturbating was a technical term for peeing.... i was so happy that i learned a new joke so i was sure to tell my dad as soon as he got home from work..... he didn't wanna talk about it too much

jordan

when i was little i thought sex was that a man would put his penis in the women's butt and then the sperm would go in. while the sperm was traveling at a slow process, a baby would form and then it would go out the vagina

k

I used to believe that it was against the law to have sex before you were 18. I also thought when you got married the blood test you took was to make sure you were the same blood type because you would get AIDS if you weren't the same type... I spent my young existance afraid to fall in love with someone because we might not be the same blood type. I have no idea how I thought this up

Vickie

when i was young i was watching some news show and it said a woman got raped. i asked my mom what it meant but she wouldnt tell me.

it sounded like "scrape" so i thought it meant "stab". the next day i went to school and i thought i was so cool i learn this new grown up word, but then this kid told me it didnt mean that but he also wouldnt tell me what it did mean.

it wasnt until i was like 11 or 12 that i realized what it meant

dibs

When I was a kid, my sister told me a story about a guy who had raped a young girl. I didn't know what raped meant, so I thoguht she meant raked. I pictured a guy running a rake across the girls back. How awful I thought to myself.

Matthew G

when i was little i used to think masterbation meant to buy big bait since i heard it on TV and didn't know what it was. when i walked in on my brother one day he was naked doing something to his penis. he said he was masterbating but i said he wasn't because it was something else. then he explained everything and then i knew what it was

k

When I was in elementary school, they gave us a very very basic sex ed class. This included labeling anatomical diagrams. This did not include the concept of an erection. Thus, it was a few years before I realized that it didn't require you to be in a position that shoved your feet in each other's faces.

feeling rather silly

I thought that sex was pronounced 'sax' for some reason. One day a friend of mine wanted to annoy me, and started yelling 'SAX!' at the top of his lungs. I was really embarressed, so I started yelling to drown him out so my mom wouldn't hear.

Anon

My sister told me once when i was 9 that masturbation meant wiping your bum after you had been to the loo, she told me to ask dad what it was if i didn't believe her and i couldn't understand why she was laughing so much. So i asked him and he went into a rather detailed explaination about it all, i was rather embarrased after that but my sister was worse as she was sitting next to me in the car when i asked him LOL!

Sally

I used to believe that if i jacked off it would fall off and i would go blind.

Jay

Sometimes when I was a little kid, I would play with my self(and I don't mean playing a game by myself)and my parents would tell me never to do that. I knew nothing about sex or masturbation at this age, so I though that my parents didn't want me doing this simply because it was unsanitary.

Amanda

whenever I knew my parents were "doing the naughty", I never understood exactly what they were doing.. all I heard was my mom and I used to believe she was having a baby.

Anon