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When I was 11 I masturbated a lot and I mean like everyday. In P.E we learned that doing any physical kind of thing could risk yourself to popping a blood vessel. At the time I would hold my breath while masturbating and then I thought I was going to die if I did that anymore
I used to beleive that a lesbian was somone who could hold they're breathe for a very long time under water .. I have no clue why thought this lol .. but I did.
The kids in my neigborhood would sing this rhyme, "It's a boy's occupation to stick his bonanation in a girl's seperation to increase the population, if you want a demonstration, Lie Down". I thought they meant that the boy should put his penis between the girl's breast. I didn't know of any other seperation. Eeks...I think I was almost out of elementry school at the time!
when i was young, about third grade, my (older) friend taught me about sex and said that it only worked when you were married. i thought that when my parents went to sleep, their private parts did... that. i decided not to tell them since it might scare them... they seemed too innocent to know about a dirty thing like that.
When I was in 1st grade, everyone thought that a french kiss was when someone kissed your hand.
So when a boy at school told me to close my eyes and kissed my hand, I thought that he had "french-kissed" me.
When my mom came to get me from daycare that day, I told her "Mommy a boy french-kissed me today"
You can imagine her reaction.
Around 4 years Old I asked my mom THE question (What is sex?). To avoid having to explain the whole birds and the bees concept to such a young mind she simply put it off as "It's something that mommies and daddies do". This answer suited me just fine and I went along my way, though somewhere along the line I started thinking that "sex" was just another name for "kissing" since I seen MY mommy and daddy do that all the time.
Imagine my mom & dad's shock when I came home in kidnergarten and announced, "OoOoh!! I had sex today on the bus with Rusty and I think everyone saw me!!"
I once thought when a man & a woman had sex they had to pee into each other! Gross huh??
I used to believe that the phrase was "to sex" rather than "to have sex," so in order to tease my friends I would say "Amelia wants to sex with Jake!" and laugh hysterically.
I remember my mom telling me when I was about 9 that a man puts his penis into a woman's vagina when they make love. I had no idea for many years that a penis actually, literally, GOES INSIDE a woman's vagina, so I just assumed that a penis goes nicely "in" the vagina: like a hotdog in a bun.
One day when I was like 5, my older brother, who was 8 was like "Hey have you heard about sex?" The way he said it, I thought it was something new that had just been invented recently, even after he explained what it was. I thought people back then just didn't do it. I believed this for a LONG time.
I had a boyfriend who told me that my best friend had definitely slept with her boyfriend recently because people walk that "certain way" for up to 72 hours.
i used to think that "making love" was two people getting naked & drawing a heart...if they decided they wanted a baby they would send thier heart to the stork.
I used to believe that the way adults "did it" was to lie in bed, sound asleep, separated by about 12 inches. While sleeping the man's tallywacker would point toward the womans privates and shoot her. Of course she was totally oblivious to this. I about had a heart attack when I saw my dog and a neighbors doing the wild thing. My mom had to sit me down and explain the birds and bees to me. It blew my mind away and totally grossed me out.
When I was just lerning about sex 13 14 the people at church whould say that having sex before marriage led to getting a.i.d.s. or h.i.v. when i was 19 the first time I had sex I thought I had a.i.d.s. that lasted for months sweating over it
I used to believe that if you masterbated that you went blind. I would see blind people and think that they became that way for doing that to themselves. Thank God it is not true!
WHEN I WAS YOUNGER I REMEMBER TELLING MY MOTHER THAT I KNEW HER AND DAD HAD ONLY DONE IT TWICE (WHICH WAS SO DISGUSTING).
I KNEW THIS BECAUSE THEY HAD ME AND MY SISTER.
i used to believe that gay guys would have sex by "kissing" each others penises with their own penis.
I used to believe that masturbating would make the boy's penis bleed and you would die,and so I was scared of doing it.
I'm now 29,and when I masturbated first at the age of 17,I was embarrased to see that it doesn't make men's penis's bleed,and you dont die.
When i was in 3rd grade i was reading out of our science book and when the word organisim came up i accadentally blurted out orgasm and got sent to corner i didnt relize wat it meant untill i was in middle school
I used to think that Viagra was the title of a pornographic magazine as I heard it did the same thing the other.
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