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when i was 5 i used to think that u had had sex when u turned six. on the day of my 6th b'day i ran up to my mom and said "can i have sex now" i was sooooo embarrassed!
little red rosy cheeks
When i was 16 i was left looking after my little brother who was 12 at the time. (and not very clued up) Well my boyfriend came over after my little brother had gone to bed, and well we where being passionate in my room. This woke my brother up and he came in to see what the noise was. Me or my boyfriend didn't hear him. Next thing we knew he was running back up the stairs with his criket bat screaming at him to get off me and saying he had rung the police.
Needless to say 4 years later im still with the same boyfriend and love telling my brothers friends, and his girlfriend the story.
anono
When I was in fourth grade, I mistakenly thought that a "wet dream" was bed wetting instead of a nocturnal emission. Until years later, I couldn't understand why all the kids thought is was funny that I had a "wet dream" because every child at one time wet their bed.
mistaken1
Until about the age of eight I honestly thought the poroper word for vagina was "tookey" because that is what my mom called it.
bstennis
I used to believe that there was a test for sex...on your driver's license is printed SEX and on my mom's it said F. I thought she must have failed SEX.
alv
As a child, I somehow got nuns and prostitutes confused. At the same time I heard that a well known preacher had been seen entering a hotel with a prositute. My mom was very upset by this news. Being that I thought prostitutes were nuns, I suggested that maybe they had just gone into the hotel to pray together. I suggested this to my mom, and her reply was "I don't think so." I was so upset with everyone for jumping to conclusions.
Before I actually knew what being gay meant, I thought that gay boys would get together with gay girls and I would always wonder why they had to single themselves out as being gay.
Bernie
I was on a road trip in a greyhound bus with my mom and we were talking about what I had been learning in science class. Then I blurted out loud to my mom "so a big organism would be an orgasm right?" My mom burst out laughing and told me not to say that word. I was 7.
When I was about five or six, the girl down the street asked me if I knew what sex meant. She told me it was when adults got naked and kissed. That afternoon, my mother asked what game I was playing, and I replied, "I'm making my dolls have sex." Unfortunately, I only had one male doll, so he was sort of performing a naked dance for several of the female. I think I got that bit from watching birds choosing a mate.
Raechel
Well, my friend I had a friend, Crissie, who's little brother thought that to be impotent meant you couldn't read. He had the words mixed up (illiterate) and he kept telling us that Bo Jackson was impotent, and Crissie and I could NOT understand how he would know that. He got very upset that we didn't believe him and he blew up at us, "I swear he's impotent! It says so in Sports Illustrated! HE CAN'T READ!!" We never let him live it down. Sorry Bryce!
Lindi
wen i was a kid i used 2 think that lesbians could have sex just by sticking one of there clits into da othas b4 i new what sex really wasand i thot that whichever 1 had da otha 1 inside would be da 1 w/ da baby
unnamed....
When I should have been old enough to know better, I didn't realize that the penis actually penetrated the vagina. I guess I just thought they kind of touched and rubbed against each other.
When my friend told me how it was really done, I thought it sounded extremely painful!
Sony full of Bologna
My baby brother used to believe that sex meant being naked. My dad was taking a shower and my lil bro announced that "dad's in the bathroom having sex"
CRG
When I was young (about 7 or 8), my mother took me on a trip to Washington D.C. We were in the gift shop of the Air & Space museum of the Smithsonian and I wanted some crappy toy that I saw in the window. Unfortunately, they were all sold out. Me, being a snot of a kid, started to have a fit & yelled " Oh yeah? I guess they had a gangbang & sold them all". She turned 6 shades of red & dragged me out of the store to a quiet corner, away from the snickering store patrons and asked me where I had heard that word. I explained that I had heard some older kids at school talking about getting together for a gangbang, and assumed it was some sort of large gathering of people. And while I was partially correct, I was still WAY WAAAAY off the mark!
Joe G.
I used to think that when people "made out" they were having sex!
Camille
when i was little, i thought u had sex by licking each others chest.
confusedlittlegirl
Until I was 14 I thought that the only kind of intercourse was anal intercourse. I didn't know that girls had parts "down there."
I couldn't understand it when my third grade school friends laughed at me when I told them that my parents were homosexuals. I thought a homosexual was anyone who had sex at home.
A proud sofasexual in Alabama
I thought "sucking dick" meant you would actually suck on it like you would a popsicle. I'm glad I did some reading before my first time giving one.
Tufty
When I was a teenager, I kept away from sex because I was told that I would walk funny and everyone would be able to tell that I just had sex.
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