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I began playing the guitar when I was around twelve.One day when my cousins where all gathered at our house they wanted me to play some songs and so I did.As I finished playing, I took my guitar, got up and shouted "I WILL MASTURBATE" thinking that masturbation was creating masterpieces(wow).They still tease me about this... (PS all my cousins are male, i'm the only one female:p)
anti-trance
When I was younger, I thought a woman got pregnant from simply kissing a man. I was terrified to let a boy kiss me. I also thought that sex was letting a boy just see your genitals & a girl doing the same. ha ha ha. Man if that were the case, we'd be over-populated by a couple hundred million!! ;o)
CK
when i wuz little (about 7) a boy that I had a little crush on and i were discussing sex. He told me that a guy pees in a woman's vagina, and the pee becomes the baby if you don't use a "pee guard" (condom). I asked him what if they want to have anal sex, and he said something along the lines of "that's only for guys to do it with other guys" and for years later I believed it, and thought that i could never have anal sex!
Mischa
when i was 7 i was so worried about my future sex life because i thought that i'm allowed to have sex only when i get married and only for one time in the first night so i was taking so much time to look for very beautiful girl to have this unique relationship with, i was so stupid.
D-R-U-G-Z
I used to believe that having sex was a mom and a dad arguing. My brothers (I have 2 older ones) used to tease me mercilessly about my parents having sex the night before and I could never understand it because my room was next to theirs and the only thing I had heard was moaning...no yelling or screaming. Woke my parents up real great one time when we had a house full of company and my mom yelled at one of my brothers and there I was saying, there she goes, having SEX again.
a bit confused
When I was in grade school, I used to believe that couples only had sex to procreate ... so I would watch Ricki Lake (the baby-sitter was a big fan!) or other talk shows, and the couples would discuss the frequency of their sexual activity -- 3x per week, 5x per week, a couple times a month, etc -- I would be amazed and think, "Wow! My parents have only had sex 3 times!" (I had 2 younger sisters ... )
I remember learning that sex involved the penis entering the vagina but I didn't understand what you do while it was in. I thought you just went to sleep like that.
my friends little brother used to think sex was kissing so whenever he saw someone kissing he would say eww they are sexing
ram
I used to believe that rape had something to do with a rake...
I didn't know what masturbation was when I was younger, so I used to think that it would kill me after a while.
when a man and woman were bonking the woman did a poo and the man did a white wee and i thought thi gave them pleasure
nathan martin
For the longest time, I thought that only guys could masturbate, because their sex organ is so easy to get to. I never gave this much thought, I just kind of assumed. I was so wrong.
I guess I might have been about 7 at the time... I don't know where I discovered the concept of an orgy, but I believed it to be a long chain of people, boy girl boy girl. A woman would be kissing a man, and at the other end, would be a man putting his penis in her vagina. That man is kissing another woman, and another man is putting his penis in her vagina and so on and so forth. And this went in a very straight line. This was logical to me, because how else could multiple people engage in sexual activity? The only two sexual things are sex and kissing. One kind of sex, one kind of kissing. Oh how much wiser I am now.
I always used to wonder if guys sometimes peed while they were having sex, like pee comes out with the semen.
I used to believe that for sex to happen, the man and the woman had to be kissing during the whole process, and if they stopped kissing, it wouldn't work and they'd have to start over.
When I was younger, I didn't know how to masturbate, but I knew that if you did masturbate, cum would come out of your penis. So I thought that properly ejaculate, I'd have to be hard and pee at the same time...boy was I wrong.
When I was very young I somehow heard the word "dildo" and asked my father what it meant. He told me it was an electric banana. Now, fast forward to Thanksgiving with mother's side of the family and my mother is telling me I'm too young to listen in on the grownup's conversation. Well, I was having none of that! Squaring my shoulders proudly I loudly informed her (and everyone else) that I knew what a dildo was and generously provided the definition. They stared at me in shocked horror while my dad nearly fell off the couch in the other room laughing. Ah, to be a child again.
FuzzyBlueElf
When I was 8 or 9 I was already pretty wise. I knew for example what position 69 was and how it was done. But I didn't know why it was called 69.
I used to believe that somewhere in the process of growing up you would be taught let's say 100 positions and everybody knew them. So that you could switch from 69 to 83 and then back to 14 and so on, and so on..
It took me many years to find out why position 69 is called that way
Sex Ed
when i woz young (about 5 or 6) i used to believe that all you had 2 do to have sax woz for two people to go 2 sleep naked. you didnt even hav to be completely naked say if one of you had your shirt off and the other had their pants off and you went to sleep in the same bed you were havin sex. i even once tried out my theory...thank god i woznt right!
misguided child
My flat mate told me this one:
When he was 8/9 yrs old, people at school started to learn about sex and rude words. One boy had overheard the word frigid but somehow managed to mishear it and misunderstand it.
A story then went around school that people who had never kissed anyone were called "fridges". Some smart kid deduced that people who had kissed someone must then be called freezers!!
Lorraine
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