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I used to think that sex was when a man and a woman just get naked and the man humps the woman.I didn't know about ejaculation or anything.PLus I thought that they said S-E-X all through it.
little girl
When I was younger, I thought that 'S&M' stood for 'sex and marriage'...I was very wrong!
Maddy
I used to believe sex would hurt and that babys came from a stork. I thought I would never give a blow job, also. Man, was I wrong!
My mom, my friend and I were sitting around the kitchen table.
My mom said to me "What would you like for your birthday?"
I looked at my friend who was wearing a lepord skin hat and said "A lesbian hat!"
Hey, I was 6, give me a break
Sarah
Throughout my teenage years, I thought that when people had sex, they just lay still. I didn't know about the um, pumping action, until I got married!
i used to think sex was when a women sat ona mans lap and yelled.
sarah&cambob
i used to believe that porn was a religon.
Karen
When I was little, I though that a prostitute was a female lawyer... It just sounded so official. So I used to tell people that when I grew up I wanted to be a prostitute. My dad wasn't so proud...
Meg
I used to believe sex was when two people laid next to each other in bed and kissed.
Broadway
This isn't about me, but it's funny... when my little cousin was about 3 years old, his older brother and sister accidentally said "hootchie mama" around him one to many times, and he started calling his OWN mother that because he was just learning to talk and he thought that's what you called your mom!(for those who don't know, a hootchie mama is a prostitute, or a ho).
Stephanie
My mother's solution to making me not have sex at a young age was to tell me reapeatedly while I was growing up how absolutely HORRIBLE sex was and that it was no fun at all and that I'd hate it and it was gross and that boys looked really weird without their clothes on. She did it very effectively, I was quite frightened.
I avoided the opposite sex for a very long time
When I was little I used to believe that the word 'beans' was just short for 'lesbians', and thus, lesbians were beans.
Being constantly eager to show off my large vocabulary, I told a woman at a coffee shop that my mother and I had eaten lesbians for dinner... I didn't understand why she quickly walked away...
I used to believe for quite a long time that lesbians only lived in the USA (I'm Dutch), because I only saw them in American movies. It took a few years to help me understand that there where lesbians all over the place and that Americans have a very strange sence of humor.
Judith
When I was in 2nd grade, I saw 2 dogs that were both facing different directions trying to walk away but their butts seemed to be stuck together. I asked my parents why and they told me very honestly that the dogs were having sex and had gotten stuck together. But they didn't tell me that it doesn't happen to people.
So a little later on in life, my mom told me that I should wait to have sex until I get married. Because of the dogs, I thought it was because whoever I had sex with I might get stuck to forever, so we might as well be married. Haha. Guess that gives a whole new meaning to "til death do us part".
Jeanine
I thought men and women had sex in a scissors position with their feet in each others face...I couldn't for the Life of Me understand why anyone would do it LOL!
Bear~
When I was in kindergarten, I thought that sex meant a good time. When my parents asked me how my very first day of school went, I said that I had sex. :D
I used to think that if your private parts only touched (didn't know of insertion at the time), that you could have a baby.
Ebony
when i was younger i believed that when two guys had sex they would sword fight with their penises
I thought all sex was anal, inducing reproduction.
Aldalar
When I was about 8, everyone started talking abou this thing called "sex"! All over the playground in school, people were discussing it. Well, I thought that it was just a passing phase. I honestly thought that it just happened to be the fashionable thing to talk about, and would eventually fall out of fashion along with crimped hair and those trainers you could pump up!
Lola
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