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My flat mate told me this one:

When he was 8/9 yrs old, people at school started to learn about sex and rude words. One boy had overheard the word frigid but somehow managed to mishear it and misunderstand it.

A story then went around school that people who had never kissed anyone were called "fridges". Some smart kid deduced that people who had kissed someone must then be called freezers!!

Lorraine
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I thought that when gay men had sex they did it by one penis going inside the other!

AA
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One day, I was on the playground with my childhood friend (we were about 7 or 8) and we were singing that song, "Loco-Motion"... (Everybody's doin a brand new dance nowwwww, come on baby, do the loco-motion!) ...well, anyway, she asked me if I knew what Loco-motion meant, and I said no, and she goes, "It means having sex". I don't know why I believe that either.

Someone.
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When I was young my friend told me that to have sex a man and a woman would lick each others hands and put them down each others pants and then lick there hands again... I believed that for a while..

TradeMark
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When I was about nine i asked my dad what porn was and he told me that it was a vegetable. I was so confused why my older brother kept searching my dads room for magazines of vegetables

Adam
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When I was very young, I believed that "sex" was really just a man and a woman laying down and kissing under the covers with the man on top of her. I was actually somewhat disappointed at first when my aunt described to me (in very graphic detail)what the act truly entailed!

SillyLittleThang
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When I was around 4, I had heard that sex was a fun, good game where a boy asked to see your privates and then you would say "YOU FIRST" and then he would show and then you. I thought it would make my mom happy to know I had sex, so I walked up to her and told her that me and the neighbor boy had sex. Man we talked for a while after that!

Monica
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I thought that sex was when you went to a ligerie store because my brothers girlfriend walked out of his bedroom and was only wearing a thong and a bra> I thought this because she was kissing him at the store and was growning and did the same that night! YEAH NOY MY BRIGHTEST MOMENT!!!!

Alex
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I came from a very prudish family that was tight-mouthed about sex and such things. When I got to high school, a sex education class was the first time I'd ever been encouraged to discuss or learn about such things. But I became a joke that I was never able to live down for the rest of high school because I made reference to how "a girl has a different-shaped penis from a boy". I actually knew what I was talking about apart from not knowing then that the word "penis" is not used for everybody's "wee-wee". But rumors never quit circulating around the school that I "thought girls had penises" with that being interpreted to mean I thought their organs that they peed with were just like boys'

George
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I used to think that rape was sex w/out a condom. Once I walked in the room while my mom was watching "Oprah" about a girl who had been raped. She was crying and getting all emotional. I just said, "Why is she so upset? She could have just asked the guy to wear a condom!" Then my mom explained the whole thing.

Dyth
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I remember my mum asking me if I knew what sex was. I was 7/8yrs. I looked at her and indignantly said "Yeh, of course I do, it's when a man touches a woman's boobies"! She says now that she decided she didnt want to tell me it was a little more complicated than that!

Lois
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when i was in 5th grade i kinda knew about sex and my firend wanted to know how babyies got in her mom's tummy... so we asked the lunch aid and she told us to ask our parent's so she did and she said my mom said you have to pray to god and ask him very nicely and tell him that ypu've been a good moomy and would like anyother baby... lol

p.s
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I used to believe "sex" does mean
"darling" in German. (my mom told me that trying to find way out from embarassing situation as I asked about that)

I'm from Poland
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I use to believe that the penis was a sausage about the size found in spagetti and sausages cans. I thought it slides out of the penis and gets inserted into the womans vagina where it would release the sperm once inside and they would go into the womb making a baby. I also thought that the sausage would grow back.

David Smart
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I used to believe that sex was kissing in places you normally would not (ie; not on the lips, cheek, or hand).

When I was in first grade, a boy I believed I had a crush on said he wanted to have sex with me. I, of course, had no idea what the word meant, so he tried to walk me through it by asking to kiss my stomach. Then he asked if he could kiss my rear end and I backed out, thinking that this was far too unusual behavior for me to be participating in.

Victoria
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when I was a kid I thought sexual intercourse was made when people frenched

jef polkowski
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When I was about 5 or 6 I asked an older kid what the f word meant. He told me it was the nastiest thing in the world...when a man puts his weenie in a woman's crack. I thought he was talking about the crack of her butt and not even anal sex...I had a picture in my mind of a penis between the buttocks like a hot dog in a bun. Talk about unclear on the concept!

Johnny
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When I was little, I used to believe sex was illegal.

I was allowed to watch R-rated movies as I was growing-up, and it always seemed that the cops would arrest the guy while he was having sex; being unable to comprehend the plot, it seemed that the bad-guy could rob, murder, etc., without worry, but as soon as he and his girl were together, THAT'S when the cops would show-up.

Stu
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i used to believe that well if u had clothes on and u had sex u got smarter babies and if u had it in a bunk bed they were stronger and in a car they were gd at everything

mary ash
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i used to beleive that if u had sex then u had the risk of being peed on cause i thought it went up ur pee hole, and then ur baby would come out ur poo hole, and that condoms would get stuck to make sure it was pleasure

Mary Ash
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