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If you can believe this, up until I was about 13 or 14 years old I thought that you could tell how many times a couple had had sex based on the number of children they had. Whenever I saw a couple with triplets I would think, "Nice going!" but then I would remember, "Oh, right, they made three kids but all in one sitting. Too bad."
Caitlin
sorry for the graphic nature of this one but...
When I was little I though that you had sex up the a-hole and I was totally unaware of the other hole. So I was confused about where the baby came out and thought somehow it was your pee-hole. Until one day I was talking to these girls and I said something like "in one way - out the other!" and they were like, "huh?" and then i realized my error.
a girl
i used to think that when you had sex you would never get out of bed because
you didnt have enough energy so i used to get scared of when my mummy had sex
because she would never get up
james donald
I used to believe that people made babies by pressing belly buttons.
eddy
When I was about 8, I was told that when a woman and a man are ready to have children the man's penis enters the vagina and 'have sex'. What the word "sex" meant was not explained to me, so I made up a explanation in my head and thought that the end or 'head' of a man's penis falls off into the vagina, and grows into a baby.
That night, I tried removing the end of my penis, to no avail. I assumed I would never be able to concieve children, and was pretty upset about that for a few years, until sex education came along when I was about 14.
Bryce
When I was about 6 years old I heard on a news programme about someone being raped. Something was mentioned about forcing the victim to have sex and something about a knife. My little mind put all this together and thought raping someone ment stabbing them in the crotch.
Sarah Y.
even at 21 I had never heard what Fellatio was. So at the Olive Garden for my birthday, my friends told me to order Fellatio, it was a great starter.
Imagine my surprise when the waiter laughed and my friends told me what Fellatio really was.
Melissa
i used to think that wen i masturbated ( iam a girl) that the stuff that came out was semen and that i was secretly a boy, because all my friends had boobs then and I didn't!
HornyChickadee
I used to think that the word homosexual meant somone who has sex with their house. I was very little, therefore thought sex was kissing. I even tried kissing my wall, and the sofa.
Cherise
I use to beileve that having sex meant showing your privates to each other
I used to believe that every time you had sex your penis would get ywice as big.
when my son was about five years old and who used to suffer from asthma, was once telling our very nosey neighbour 'when mummy goes in the bedroom with daddy, she always gets an asthma attack, because I can hear her going "ooh ahh oh yeah ahh hu huh hoh"
I was too embarrassed to show my face for days afterwards I can tell you, kids eh
Nicky, Morecambe
when i was 10 i asked my parents if i could watch dick tracy, she said yes.
When she heard noises comng through the kitchen hatch she questioned me as to what i was watching.
I was actually watching tracy dick (a porno). I will never look at a washing up brush the same!!!
nutty bird
When i was young, i used to think farmers make love by the women standing beside a tree and the man inserting the penis through a carved hole from a woodeen tree.... but they actually make love on a wooden bamboo bed back home..
Kwasa
I used to believe that if someone had sex more then once a night they would break there penis and die
Chris
When I was little I had a vague idea of what an orgasm was: something that felt really, really good and was essentially the /other/ point of sex. I always figured that the orgasm lasted the entire sex session, and that's why people liked to do it so much.
When I was around eleven I found out that an orgasm only lasts about 10 or so seconds. I thought, "What a jip!" And vowed never to have sex, because having to wait 15 minutes for 10 seconds of pleasure seemed like a total waste of time.
Heather
At some point, I think I was about 8, I had figured out that when you have sex, the guy's penis goes hard and it goes inside the vagina. I also knew that the whole thing 'ends' with an orgasm.
But no one had informed me of the movements involved - so I assumed sex was something really romantic where the guy lies on top of the girl, slides in, and then they just lie still and look each other in the eye and kiss while the good feeling just builds up inside them until they come.
Needless to say I was very disappointed once I realised how it really works. =(
Poppin
I used to think anal sex was the normal way everybody did it, that it was how you got a girl pregnant and everything. I actually thought this until I was 15 and had sex for the first time, needless to say the girl I was with wasn't too pleased.
After that, it was another 2 or 3 years before I found out that some couples actually did have anal sex too.
Dave
I used to believe that sex meant kissing.
i used to think that by having sex with more than one man, (regardless of who it was)would automatically land you aids.
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