This isn't that funny. But when i was young i used to think that having sex was just a snog and that a condom was a pill you take right before you snog so you dont get pregnant.
It really suprised me to see people snogging whilst walking down the street!

Jordana

When I was in 2nd grade, I heard somewhere that Viagra was when men had to get a vein removed in their chest and that they could die from the surgery. I told all my friends that were boys about this and some of them started wishing they were girls. Then one time I asked my teacher, Ms. Larsen, why men had to have Viagra and what caused Viagra. I got in trouble and was very confused.

Raisa

When I was at Summer Camp one year, a few years ago, our counselors were talking and they were talkign about that song "I Like Big Butts", which has the word "sprung" in it. I thought that the line "I get sprung" means that the person got happy. So for the rest of camp, until my counselors heard and corrected me, I would go around saying things like, "I'm really sprung right now."

Raisa

i used to believe having sex was when a boy a girl would lay on top of each other with all they're clothes on and the boy on top would bounce on her and it was supposed to feel really good.

aubrey

i use to think sex was when a man and a woman roll around in bed together and kiss all night. i thought only nasty people do it the real way.

chanisa

When I was 11 or 12 we were learning about cells and mitosis and living organisms and such in science class. I confused the word "orgasm" with organism, and needless to say when my mom was helping me study for a quiz she was very shocked! Still not getting it, I answered a question in class and was embarassed myself AND the teacher. I was the laughing stock at school for the next few weeks!

Scarred For Life

i used to think that orgasms were just another word for private parts and my parents got me this sex book and i opened it up in the middle and it said "its hard to explain how an orgasm feels, but it feels good" and i was all uhh ok

zack

I used to think that sex was two a guy and a girl, the guy leaning on top of the girl and both of them rubbing their stomachs.

Dangerously Mistaught

My mom always used to crosstitch, and one she did was a 'precious moments' or whatever those little kids with the big heads are called. Well in it the little boy was sitting on the girls shoulders, and he said, ok, i got on top of you, now when is it supposed to feel good? and i was really confused i said i dont get it mommy and she said they think thats how you make a baby and i was sitting there for hours trying to figure out how that worked because i had recently asked how u make a baby and she said you put your private parts together in bed and so i had no idea what was wrong with these people i figured maybe one had a private part on their head? I just fully understood it about a month ago.

Anon

My one friend used to belive that when gay men had sex one of the penises would open up and the other would just slide in.

Anon

when i was little i beleived that "sex" was more necessary and important than even eating or drinking

aalis

when i was little, i beleived that if we did not have sex every week then we would die!
it was not until i was about 16 that i was told by my boy friend that it was not like that !!(he told me this while he was having sex with me)

aalis

When I was 10, my friend Larry explained sex to me. A man and a woman would take their clothes off and get in bed, and the man would get on top of her. Then, they'd rub their tits together.
It made sense; why else would a man have nipples?

dbigtex56

When I was about 5, I wanted to know where babies come from. I asked my mom, who told me then, that they are formed when a man puts his penis into a woman's vagina. I then assumed a woman and a man would go into the bathroom, he would pick up his penis and put it in the vagina, and they would stand there. I wondered how long it would take, so I went back and asked. I was told however long and it could be done in bed. Now, I had no idea how that could be done, because, how can someone stand up in bed???

CarCare

I used to think that gay men had sex by removing semin from one guy's penis with a syringe, and injecting it into the other guy's penis. I thought that lesbians did something similer only they probably used turkey basters, because the holes were bigger. and when I first heard about butt sex I thought that gay men had only just invented it in the last few years, and this was what they did before it had been invented. I also believed that homosexuality was a relativly new thing and it had only appeared in the 80's.

M!ke