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I used to think that sex meant spending time with the opsite sex.
M!ke
When I was in lower school I had a pretty good idea of sex from what I'd read, but for some reason I was convinced it was ALWAYS done standing up. Like, in a bathroom stall or something, with the woman against a wall. Hey, at least it was plausible.
I was confused by television that showed couples in bed together, obviously being sexual. Where was the bed supposed to come in if you did it standing up?
Darcy
When I was little, I used to play with my barbies a lot and make them "have sex", which, for barbies, meant smacking them together violently face to face. It took me a while to figure out that that isn't what sex is.
Dana-United States
I thought that anal sex was just butt licking.
I used to think an orgasm was a special type of orange juice because it sounded similar.
HaPpY
I was given a book explaining sex! there was a picture (cartoon) Of a man on top of a woman! I used to get really puzzled as to why the man was on top. I thought it must hurt having someone lay on top of you and surely it would make sense to have the woman on top as she wouldn't be as heavy and men are stronger!
michelle
When I was little I used to think horny meant funny so one day my mom made a joke and I went "Oh mother, your so horny!' Her and her friends laughed for a long time!
Tammy
My mother always used the term "piece of tail" instead of just saying "sex". As a youngster, when I would over hear her say 'someone getting a piece of tail' that they were going to buy a racoon skin hat (the Davey Crocket style with the long tail in the back) I had always wanted one of those hats and had once asked Santa in a letter for "a piece of tail".
gracie
i use to believe that wen some one got raped they were haveing sex like reguler volintary sex i later found out what it really ment
i luv brad mates
I used to think that sex was kissing while you were naked.
Kaye
When I was a kid, I thought "rape" meant removing one's sandals in public, usually in a public park.
A classmate in fourth grade claimed "pewter" meant a man placing his penis in a woman's breast, and I and the rest of my class believed it. Our teacher was baffled whenever her references to ancient pewter artifacts were greeted by giggles.
F Panucci
Well, when I was 6, I always thought having sex was just kissing. Then one day, I heard my sister saying to her friend that she had never had sex in her life.
So, being the little rude kid that I was, I burst into her room and said, "You've never had sex? Me and Anthony have sex at the playground everyday!"
She and her friend just burst into laughter. They still bug me about that. Whoopsy...
The odd one
when i was little, about 6 or 7 i knew sex was when a boy and a girl slept together, but i had no idea that guys got an erection when they were aroused, so i just imagined that they would lie mashed together with one person on one end and the other on the other end. i always thought it would be very uncomfortable to have sex because the other person's feet would be in your face!! it wasn't until several years later i finally figured out how it all worked.
riaweez
That sex was a game of who can bounce the bed the fastest so when i heard my dad say " LETS HAVE FUN TONIGHT i said GO on dad play sex it looks fun and i bet youll make the bed bounce!!!!!
my dad burst out laughin!
embarressed shanice
I thought that anal sex was only committed by homosexuals.
In year (or grade) 7 we learned about sex education, a fun time for all in the lesson, no work..just sit there and giggle at the teacher using rude words.
The teacher told us (the boys, in a seperate room)as to what we could expect from puberty, and the plus's and minus's it brings.
One being Sexually Transmitted Diseases, the teacher mentioned this and we were all confused, he later used the term 'STI'...one of my friends used the remark 'My dad drives an STI', he continued to tell people around the school not realising it was a GTI not an STI.
Mee
I thought women could only get pregnant if they were married, I think I actually believed this until I was about 10.
At about this time when some girls at school started telling me about what happened in sex, because their mums had told them about it, and my mum hadn't, I thought they were joking and asked if the two people had to be tied together with ropes or something to keep them in position because I could just not imagine how people's parts of the body could go together! I did not believe it for a long time, probably until I was about 12. I still feel silly about that question I asked the other girls and I think they thought I was pretty stupid.
Lesley
when i was a LOT younger me and my best friend (who was a boy) had heard my older sisters tokin about sex, she had mentioned he boyfriend being really far in her. so decided that sex was when a boy put his big toe in a girls belly button!!! (its was the only explanation at the time!)
kirsty
I used to think a homosexual was a homersexual and if you were one you were a fat lazy guy that sat around and drank beer and ate doughnuts.
Jamie
When I was little I saw that my mom had some lacy underwear. I figured that it must be so that the man's semen could go through the lace without them having to have intercourse. I thought it was for people who wanted to have a baby but didn't want to have sex. I didn't understand why anyone would wear something as uncomfortable and itchy as lace next to their private parts.
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