My brother told me one time that sex was when 2 people were naked drinking a coke from the same bottle.

Danielle

My cousin and I used to think that when you had sex for over so many hours the guys penis would get stuck.....we were like 8..............

BLAH

My cousin and I used to think that when you had sex and you had a baby that if the boy was on top the baby would be a boy and if the girl was on top the baby would be a girl. Yeah we were like 7.....

BLAH

In first grade when i was first told about sex, (some kid said he wanted to have sex with every girl in the class) I believed it was when naked people rubbed their bodies against eachother. And then some girl told me that her brother did it with a girl on the toilet, so i thought sex was generally always done on the toilet.

Toilet sex

When my brother was much younger, he and his friend were discussing the birds and the bees. When I came into the house, my brother said his friend (who is supposed to have a genius I.Q.!)wanted to know if men and women had sex by touching one another's private parts. One of my parents overheard him saying this, and needless to say it was a while before that particular "friend" was invited back.

Maeghan Jade

My mom told me sex was people making out with no clothes on, boy was I surprised in middle school!

Amie

When people wrote GSOH in a personal ad, I thought it meant "gay, straight or homosexual".

Mat

Until I was about 12, I used to always have to cover up with my blanket at least to my waist at night because I thought someone would come in through my window and have sex with me while I was asleep. So, the blanket somehow comforted me.

legomymego

I used to believe that having sex was a man pissing while the woman pissed.

Anon

i never knew dere was something as sex
i thougth kissing at the aisle on ur wedding day made u pregnant
and after divorce u break da kiss up so no more babies

majorly confused

When i was about 7 my mom told me 'do u know about the birds and the bees?'
i started to cry and said 'hey u told me thre was NO easter bunny,NO Santa,No tooth fairy and now ur telling thres NO sex i started to cry even louder later my mom toled me everything i felt so stupid

hippl

When i was small i thought lesbian sex was where one of the women had a sex change and then thet had sexual intercouse

gina stevens

One night when i was like 5 i was supposed to be asleep n my mom n dad was havin sex and i heard my mom and i started screamin n cryin cause i thought she was in pain...so i tip toed into tha hall way n i was like mommy mommy!! n my dad was like go to bed she jus has a charlie horse

Kaliyah

I used to think sex was illegal until i was like 8

Anon

when i was 8 i thought sex was a meal like midnight snack when i heard my parents talking about doing it i asked if i could join in my mum said yes i we ate cholate the next day at school i told my freind that i had sex with my mum and dad he new what it meant i was really embarrased

johnny wilkinson

My girlfriend thought that all women ejaculate when they orgasm. She was horrified that she would ejaculate like a male and refused to let herself orgasm for a long time. Did I mention she's 19?

WF

i use to belive that speaking french would get me laid

jarlath murray

i used to think that when 2 people have sex all the guy does is rub his weener on the chick....i never knew it was supposed to go in until i was 10

Jerry Carpenter