sex

when i was a LOT younger me and my best friend (who was a boy) had heard my older sisters tokin about sex, she had mentioned he boyfriend being really far in her. so decided that sex was when a boy put his big toe in a girls belly button!!! (its was the only explanation at the time!)

kirsty

I used to think a homosexual was a homersexual and if you were one you were a fat lazy guy that sat around and drank beer and ate doughnuts.

Jamie

I used to think that having anal sex was just licking the person's anus.

Anon

i used to believe only people who were married could kiss, and that that was how you had babies, and all that stuff. Boy was I dumb.

I still don't like kissing!

When my sister and I were little (were 2 yrs. apart) she came to me one day and said she seen something horrible. She went to knock on her friends door and she thought her parents were having "sex" (who knows what they really doing, they could have been vacuuming or anything because she really didn't understand that concept yet)Well anyway, I had convinced her that she had done something really bad just by seeing that (that was mean, I know)and she was mortified. I told her that I was going to tell our mom and dad, but she begged me not to and said she'd do anything! so for close to 2 yrs. I blackmailed her, and she cleaned my room and did my chores and I always got the front seat! Finally one day my mom couldn't take it anymore and said she didn't care what it was but just to tell her! so my sis told her and my mom made me do all of HER chores. But We still joke around and laugh about it :)

Ashley

when i was a kid .. i never thought mom and dad had sex. one day i heard the bed sqeaking. i thought what is that sound. i wanted to find out but the bedroom door was locked so i went outside and to looked into the window. there was a small crack in the curtains. i was in such shock when i seen my dad on my mom. i thought he was beating her. i was so scared. i called my grandmother from next door. she immediatly come over. she said they are not fighting they are having sex. when my grandmother told on me. i got the dam beating ... what a shame.. the it all back fired on me.. lmao

Anon

hahaha...I used to think that the only way to have sex was missionary style (I didn't know the name) and there was only one position. How confused I was, at 12, reading a cosmo magazine, reading words like "doggy style". I finally concluded that that was when you have sex with the girl on all fours like dogs, etc. Never occurred to me it could be laying down.

Anon

From the time I was old enough to "know" about sex, my mother had always told me that she would be able to tell when I lost my virginity, just by the way I would walk the day after! Imagine how funny I must have looked the next day when I was trying to hide this fact from my mother! LOL! Anyway, it was not until quite a few months later that my mother learned I had most certainly lost my virginity from the news that she would soon be a grandma!

MO

I was sitting on my living room floor with my Barbie and Ken dolls as my mother was watching the Young and the Restless. Immersed into my own little world, and making strange little noises I caught my mother attention. When my mom asked what Barbie was doing with Ken, I proudly stated that "Barbie and Ken are sexin'!" and when asked what that was I excitedly told her that "Its when you get all naked under the covers, and you make out all nike long!"... I felt sooo smart.

Shannon Newsome

I used to that a girl could get pregnant by having a guy put his thing right next to her vagina. It wasnt until I started to use tampons (3 months after my first period) when I looked at the picture of how to use one that it clicked.

Christina

My best friend told me she use to believe that sex was a man and woman holding hands, hugging and pecking eachother was sex.

Anon

when i was in the second grade, a boy came up to me and asked me (in front of all of his friends) if i had ever been on a rollercoaster before. So, not knowing what he meant, i told him "once, with my dad." they all laughed, and i didn't get it until i asked my mom about it. the next day at school i was so embarrassed!

tori

i used to think that kissing was having sex. i was watching murphy brown once when i was four and a half(i was an odd child) and she said "You're about to be married and you've never had sex?!" I thought "They haven't had sex yet? My friend Zachary and I have sex every day on the playground!"

Anon

When I was younger my mom told me that if I had unprotected sex I could get AIDS. What she didn't tell me was that the other person had to have AIDS to spread it to you. I always thought that people who were trying to have children were risking a lot.

Anon

My sister told me that sex was when the girl got on the boy's back and did a poo. I believed her!!!!!!!!

stupid person

When I was a kid, my family and I was watching a tv movie about a prostitute on trial. My step dad (a preacher) asked me if I knew what that was and I told him, that's a follower of Jesus. he became amused and told me no it wasn't .. but in my adult years come to find out, that it was true ..

Just Me