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My parents told me that they only had sex twice...me and my brother.
Sara
I used to believe that sex was when people licked each others' bottoms! And that a 'tit wank' was when you jiggled your own boobies?!
I used to (until the age of thirteen) think that douching was another word for pooping and I was always confused when people douched after sex. xD
When I was in 1st or 2nd grade I sometimes watched One Life To Live with my mom when I was home from school. At the time there was a character who had raped a woman and during his trial they were talking about how he ripped her clothes off. Well, I thought that they were saying "raked", not "raped" and so I thought if you "raked" someone it meant that you took a rake and ripped all their clothes off with it. I agreed with the characters on the show that this was a horrible crime!
When i was over my friend's house her little sister, who is about 4, and her friend of the same age were watching a tv show. We were on the other side of the room and all we heared was "Yeh, sex is when a mommy and daddy jump on eatchother alot" We couldnt stop laughing.
Jumpy jumpy
When I was younger, I thought sex was two peolpe pressing their nipples together.
Katz
When I was little I thought sex was when a boy pee'd in your mouth.
Christina
a few years ago, i din't know what Viagra was. to be honest, i thought it was a pain pill. soon, i started seeing commercials and i finally asked.
then i got the joke from Austin powers goldmember.
i finally get it!
I used to think that when I masturbated I was "giving myself an erection." I'm a girl and was 12 at the time. I eventually learned that women don't get erections. I still laugh about that.
Silly Child
When I was 6 I thought sex was making out with someone. When I was flipping channels in my room in that age and I saw people making out, I sais "Ew! They're having sex!" :B
Courtney
My mom used to think that if little kids had sex they would die. Her mom told her that
I used to believe that sex was done when i man sucked a woman's breast! my friend told me that! i also used to think that when u get an erection,u already masturbated
Nick
I used to believe that gay guys had sex by sticking their penis in the other's penis.
Fanbrat
when i was like in 7th grade, i knew stuff about sex already and there was another girl that knew nothing about it and she just got hooked up with her first bf. then one day @ recess a girl went up to her and asked, hey who knocked you up? then she answered, " oh, she did!" and pointed 2 my bff! we stated laughing bc she thought she ment hooked up!
hehe!
When I was 3 or 4 my best friend from across the street took me into her bathroom and showed me her privates and I thought that she and I just had sex.
Sam
I used to beleive that sex was sitting clothed or unclothed making out.
when i asked my cuzin what gay was he said guy on guy, so i thought gay ment a guy was sittin on another guys head!!!! ROTFL
That is so LOL
I used to think that sex was when a boy and girl held hands for too long..... haha thats what my sister had told me!
Roger
Until I was 11 years old, I thought people only had sex in the bathroom. Doing it standing up and doggy-style. I have no idea why.
nikki
When me and my cousin were little, we believed that kissing someone with tongue is how you got a baby.
cat
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