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When i was little i wanted to come to sleep with my parents because i had a bad dream so when i cam up the door it was already slightly open so i heard my mom screaming and i peeked in and i could see my mom and dad having it (but i didn't know what that was yet) so i thought my dad was hurting my mom(because she was screaming) and i called the police and i ran to my room when the police came they ran into my parents room and then caught my parents naked!!!
My parents or the police didnt decide to tell me what sex is until i was 11 so until then i thought sex was when the man hurt the girl
Sex hurts:)
I used to think that sex was illegal. When I saw a catalog of random stuff and it had a video on how to practice safe sex I thought safe sex is the legal kind which would not get you arrested.
Dominic
i used to think Sex was taking of your clotes and making out
My parents told me that they only had sex twice...me and my brother.
Sara
I used to believe that sex was when people licked each others' bottoms! And that a 'tit wank' was when you jiggled your own boobies?!
I used to (until the age of thirteen) think that douching was another word for pooping and I was always confused when people douched after sex. xD
When I was in 1st or 2nd grade I sometimes watched One Life To Live with my mom when I was home from school. At the time there was a character who had raped a woman and during his trial they were talking about how he ripped her clothes off. Well, I thought that they were saying "raked", not "raped" and so I thought if you "raked" someone it meant that you took a rake and ripped all their clothes off with it. I agreed with the characters on the show that this was a horrible crime!
When i was over my friend's house her little sister, who is about 4, and her friend of the same age were watching a tv show. We were on the other side of the room and all we heared was "Yeh, sex is when a mommy and daddy jump on eatchother alot" We couldnt stop laughing.
Jumpy jumpy
When I was younger, I thought sex was two peolpe pressing their nipples together.
Katz
When I was little I thought sex was when a boy pee'd in your mouth.
Christina
a few years ago, i din't know what Viagra was. to be honest, i thought it was a pain pill. soon, i started seeing commercials and i finally asked.
then i got the joke from Austin powers goldmember.
i finally get it!
I used to think that when I masturbated I was "giving myself an erection." I'm a girl and was 12 at the time. I eventually learned that women don't get erections. I still laugh about that.
Silly Child
When I was 6 I thought sex was making out with someone. When I was flipping channels in my room in that age and I saw people making out, I sais "Ew! They're having sex!" :B
Courtney
My mom used to think that if little kids had sex they would die. Her mom told her that
I used to believe that sex was done when i man sucked a woman's breast! my friend told me that! i also used to think that when u get an erection,u already masturbated
Nick
I used to believe that gay guys had sex by sticking their penis in the other's penis.
Fanbrat
when i was like in 7th grade, i knew stuff about sex already and there was another girl that knew nothing about it and she just got hooked up with her first bf. then one day @ recess a girl went up to her and asked, hey who knocked you up? then she answered, " oh, she did!" and pointed 2 my bff! we stated laughing bc she thought she ment hooked up!
hehe!
When I was 3 or 4 my best friend from across the street took me into her bathroom and showed me her privates and I thought that she and I just had sex.
Sam
I used to beleive that sex was sitting clothed or unclothed making out.
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