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When I was eight was begging my older brother to tell me what sex was. The nine year old girl from accross the street heard my plight and whispered it in my ear when my nrother wasn't looking. For about two years I thought sex was a man and is wife lying naked in bed together.*
*they had to be under the covers and sleeping.
SpenceT
I used to think that having sex meant leaving your penis inside a woman's vagina overnight and peeing in your sleep.
Rusty
When I was about five, my mother told me that a brothel was a place where prostitutes made soup. It took me years to catch on.
Jacky
Having bugged my mum on a really long car drive for about an hour on how ladies got pregnant she snapped and yelled 'Becuase a man puts his penis in her vagina!'. Being very young I didn't know about erections, but i did know that the vagina was hidden away between the legs so I came to the horrific conclusion that the man and woman's legs had to be broken so that the penis could get at the vagina! I wondered why anyone would go through that to have a child.
Anon
When I was young, some of my cousin's were teasing me about one of my friends who were a girl. They said do u have sex with her at midnight? So i thought it was a tease word. So at the car, i asked my parents that question, and got into big trouble
When I was around seven or eight, my best friend decided that having sex is where you pee into each other. I was really concerned at this point because I didn't want to pee in front of anyone, especially a boy for that matter. My house is an open household so my mother would walk in while I was peeing all the time. After this news about sex I wouldn't let anybody in while I was using the bathroom.
I finally confronted my mother and she gave me the whole story including a book; 'Our Bodies, Ourselves'. So I knew way too much about sex early on. I told my friend and she felt as awkward as I did.
Though I'm almost twenty now and I'm still freaked out about peeing in front or within earshot of other people.
T-Squad
This one is about my sister. My family and family of my family all used to hang out together. One day my sister who was about 9 at the time came crying to my mom that a cousin of a family member who was 13 had sex with her. My mom was in shock, the boy denied it of course. My mom then asked her what he did. She said he fell on her. She was convinced because he was on top of her they had sex.
when i was a young teen me and my friend both thought that hiv/aids were caught when two sperms came in touch with each other and then traveled into the body.We thought this as we heard a lot of gay men had these virurses.
Polly
I used to believe that in order to have sex, you had to be completely naked. I mean, totally naked. I thought if there was any piece of clothing or accessory, it wasn't sex.
So, when I saw titanic, and that Rose had on her earrings during the sex scene, I knew that they couldn't possibly be having sex.
C
Okay, when I asked my mother where babys came from, she told me that a man and a womans body would come together, and that would create a baby.
Well, by bodies, I thought she meant stomachs, so I thought that if you hugged a guy, that you could get pregnant.
I couldn't imagine why hugging was so acceptable.
C~
Up till even past where I knew what happens during an orgasm, I used to think my mom had some serious nightmare problems some nights and would start moaning in fear. I even told her this, and she hesitated, but then supported my belief with wide eyes.
Boy was I nauseous when I put two and two together Valentine's Day night...
Anon
when i was really little, like 5, my mom got a vibrator from my aunt as a joke and i found it and thought it was one of those back massager things and so i was massaging myself with it for a minute until she came into the bathroom and took it away. lol, maybe ill remind her of this when im older.
stupid me!
As a small child, the only knowledge I had about sex was that it was something done while naked and it was usually done in the bedroom. I figured that the bedroom was a suitable place solely for its privacy, because for years I thought sex was something you did standing up! Sadly, I did not learn the difference until I saw the movie "Spanglish".
Ignorance isn't really bliss.
until just last year i thought sodomy was somehow related to the bible and that it wasn't anything to do with what it really is. I made the mistake of asking my very religious grandmother what it meant. that was a very awkward conversation...
BAD mental images
I used to think dildos was a kind of spanish rice based on it's placement in La Vie Boheme
RENThead
up until the age of about 11, i thought that when people have sex, they just rub their penis and vagina together- and thats what sex was! haha...
brie
I walked in on my parents having sex when i was about four. I told them that if i caught them again, I would call the police! I thought they were trying to kill each other!!!
K
when i was young a friend told me about sex and how it felt good and that it was done at night. then later on i heard the term afternoon delight. Since i was told that sex was done at night, i thought that if you had sex in the afternoon during daylight, the parents would have a miscarriage. Boy! through the years that belief would backfire on me like a shotgun.
k
My dad mistakenly showed me the movie American Pie when I was 8, so I knew what sex was pretty early on. However, as far as I could tell from the movie sex was just inserting the penis into the vagina and staying like that because it felt good. I didn't learn that any movement occured until many years later.
I used to think that when adults had sex, they just took off their shirts and hugged each other under the covers and like, rolled around because thats all i ever saw on tv.
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