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One time, I was at a friend's house when her parents weren't home. She had a TiVo and said she recorded Sex And The City on it and wanted to show me a funny part. In it, one of the main characters called someone up and asked if they wanted to "wrestle". We spent at least a half hour watching the clip of her and him "wrestling" trying to decided whether she was training for a match or if it was fun. We decided she didn't like it because she was screaming so much.
Also, after that she told me that that lady was going to get HIV. I didn't know what that was, and when I asked she told me it was disease you got from having sex too much that killed you. I was so scared, because I thought "having sex" was kissing someone, and I had kissed boys before! I thought I was going to die for a week.
When I was little I thought that when you french kiss someone you were having sex. I would always be amazed that they would show people "having sex" on tv!
I used to believe that the word Orgasm meant what "organism" really meant...Science class in 5th grade was quite an embarrasment for me.
When I was about 6 I asked my mom what 69 meant, she told me it was another word for the black and white yin yang symbol. I thought 69 was a yin yang for years, I always wondered why people talked about it like it was a bad thing.
when i was about 7, my friend told me thatsex was a guy & a girl skinny dippying together. I thought that until i was about 11, and an older friend told me.... a bit embbarressing(sp?)
When I was about 12 my friend at church suddenly remembered what everyone at her elementary school had thought sex was. In the first grade some little boy had said that sex was when a guy and a girl peed inside one another. I nearly wet myself laughing at the thought because by then I knew what sex really was, but part of me actually believed her until she told me it was wrong, despite my knowledge.
I used to believe that sex was when a man would get on top of a woman and they would hold on to eachother and they would roll around the bed. I knew nothing about penatration, but I did know a little about sperm and eggs. Well I thought that when the man came lots of inch longer spermies would be released and the spermies would wiggle around the bed fighting eachother off and trying to find the woman's vagina.
When i was little, before i even knew what an erection was, i used to think that I'd have to tuck all of my hanging parts inside and pee to make babies
i used to believe the saying go **** yourself met go have sex with yourself\masterbathe
I was VERY confused about the mechanics of having safe sex up until l was in junior high. I had always envisioned it as a man and a woman that just stood there in this white room with a lot of fog and they had to have this big, white, cylinder-shaped paper contraption that connected them at the waist. oh and they weren't touching. at all. like there were at least several feet between them.
I thought parents had sex only one time, right after they got married. In fact, I pictured it happening in a stall of the restroom of the Mormon temple where the wedding had just taken place. I was shocked to learn both of the activity's frequency and its close physical proximity to my own bedroom.
when i was 7 or 8 i though sex was when u took off all of your clothes and got in bed with somebody and went to sleep. i didn' t think u did anything, just went to sleep naked with someone! lol
I believed that oral contraception meant talking your way out of it x]
I Used To Believe That Having Sex Ment Laying In Bed Naked...
I used to believe that you could only have phone sex in a phone booth.
I think that this was because I saw some article about it, and there was a picture of a phone booth or something.
So whenever someone would talk about having phone sex, I would imagine it being late at night, and them sneaking off to a phone booth to call someone for phone sex.
I thought this was riddiculous since we all had cell phones...
I used to think protestants and prostitutes where sort of the same thing, not quite knowing what prostitutes really were i used to wonder how there could be a whole religion about 'women who have sex for money'
When I was little I thought there was two different types of sex. Regular sex, and "Nakedly Sex". I thought that Sex was just making out, and Nakedly Sex was making out with your clothes off.
I used to believe that sex was laying in bed together.
When I was around 12 years old and first learned about homosexual men, I couldn't figure out how they would have sex. I finally decided that Man #1 would somehow put his penis inside the pee hole of Man #2, as if it were a vagina. I seemed even more strange and awkward that regular sex!
On our honeymoon, my husband told me that he used to believe that when and man and a woman have sex, neither one of them has to move. The man just sits there inside her, and her insides do all of the work. He deffinately found out that its not true.
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