When I was younger, I used to think that sex involved the guy opening his fly (like when he has to pee) and then he'd put his penis in the girl's vagina, and leave it there for the night.

Anon

I used to believe that phone sex meant having sex with a phone!

Tracyca

I remember learning that sex involved the penis entering the vagina but I didn't understand what you do while it was in. I thought you just went to sleep like that.

Anon

My eight-year-old brother was watching TV with my mother, when the show mentioned something about a hooker. My brother asked my mother what a hooker was. My mother just told him quietly that hookers "sell their bodies for money".

A few weeks later, my brother asked me, "Don't hookers eventually die, Ashley?"

"What? Why?"

"If hookers have to sell their bodies for money, won't they eventually die?"

I finally figured out that he'd gotten the idea that hookers were people who cut off and sold their organs and appendages: carving out their livers and stomachs, cutting off their fingers and feet, because they were too poor to earn money any other way.

In answer to his question, I just told him, "Yeah".

Ashley

when I was little I heard the term "He was inside me" somehow in conjuntion with "got me pregnant"

and till I was about 9 I believed that to get a woman pregnant you have to get inside of her completely

I figured it out after my teacher showed us her pregnant stomach and we met he 6'5 husband (she was 5'4 or so)

ChrisP-milton

I used to beleive that sex involved a man and a woman lying in bed naked and the man would pee a little...and I wondered why men would want to do that so much.

I also thought that guys wanted sex so they could have kids...it's exactly the opposite, however.

And I also thought that masturbation was rubbing your hands together

Anon

Okay, when I asked my mother where babys came from, she told me that a man and a womans body would come together, and that would create a baby.

Well, by bodies, I thought she meant stomachs, so I thought that if you hugged a guy, that you could get pregnant.

I couldn't imagine why hugging was so acceptable.

C~

When I was little, I thought having sex was when you kissed a lot in only you underwear or underwear and bra. If you had any more clothing then that it's just kissing. otherwise, a baby popped into your stomach.

caroline

When I found out about the mechanics of sex, I was about 7 and my grandma told me about it. Of course, I told my friends, but we decided Grandma was making it up. We tried to re-enact it with Barbies, and since Barbie's legs would get in the way, there was no way it was really possible!

KM

when i was young, about 4-5, my friend that was a boy told me that having sex was taking off all your clothes and laying in bed kissing a boy. him and i would actually do that, not knowing any better. well one day, i was playing barbies by myself and making my barbies "have sex" (with them both naked and on top of eachother) and my mom came in and asked what i was doing. i told her that they were "sexing". she asked where i heard that from and i told her that brandon showed me how to.

barbie girl

Whan I was in 4th grade I used to belive that sex means to be staying with the penis in the vagina all night!!!

CBY

when i was a toddler, my mom told me that i wouldn't let them have any privacy. well one night they thought i was asleep, and they decided to do their thing. well, i told my daddy that i wanted to play horsey.

pea-nuttz

when i was about 9 or 10 my best mate who was the fountain of all knowlege informed me that if you didn't mastabate on a regular basis you would grow an extra ball. i realise this is not the case but just to be on the safe side.......

stav

I used to think that "69" was the most times that you could have sex b/c if you did it anymore than that, you could die.

Nicole

I used to believe that sex was secs and that when sum1 was having "secs" they would count upto 50 as fast as they could.

Secs

I came from a very prudish family that was tight-mouthed about sex and such things. When I got to high school, a sex education class was the first time I'd ever been encouraged to discuss or learn about such things. But I became a joke that I was never able to live down for the rest of high school because I made reference to how "a girl has a different-shaped penis from a boy". I actually knew what I was talking about apart from not knowing then that the word "penis" is not used for everybody's "wee-wee". But rumors never quit circulating around the school that I "thought girls had penises" with that being interpreted to mean I thought their organs that they peed with were just like boys'

George

When I was little, I asked my mom when a man and a woman can have sex. She said after they're wedding. (we're Christians) So I thought that they had sex after they're wedding, but before they're reception. So when all the guests we're leaving for the reception, the married couple would have sex and the priest that married them had to come and supporvise them, telling them what to do and when to do it.

Anon

When i was six, my friend and i would play "father and daughter" (i was the daughter, he was the father). One time he said "daughter, go have sex or something!" i looked at him, confused, and said "six?"
"no, sex" he said. when i asked what it was, he said its when a mom and a dad suck on each others private parts to make babies. I was the youngest of 3, so i thought my mom and dad sucked on each other 3 times.

Anon

I had a very interesting idea of sex when I was younger. I thought that a man and a woman would go to sleep in the same bed (hence, 'sleeping together) and then at some point during the night the man's penis would make its way over to the female. I thought it stayed there for the rest of the night, and in the morning you would have to carefully take it out. I also thought that the woman's privates could close and open, and so could the mans. When they wanted to have sex, they would open.This was reinforced by the
Howie Day song, Collide which I thought was about sex.

The dawn is breaking
A light shining through
You're barely waking
And I'm tangled up in you
Yeah

I'm open, you're closed
Where I follow, you'll go
I worry I won't see your face
Light up again

I thought Howie Day was a very dirty man, singing about this. He was saying that after having sex, after many tries he wakes up and is 'tangled up' inside of the woman. And I thought that a lot of the time when he wanted to have sex with this woman, she was closed, but he was open.
What a sicko this Howie Day guy is!!!!
Haha!!

Haha!!!

When I was little (about 3) I asked my mum what sex was, she said it was chocolates for mummies and daddies.

So, on my mum's birthday I went to the shops and asked for some, the lady kindly told me what sex was.

oops!

Anon