While arguing about what sex was in gym class in 3rd grade, one girl adamantly stated that sex was when a man and a woman go into a field of flowers and lie naked there and pee on each other.

Everyone believed this until one boy told us what it really was.

johnny u. and alexandria m.

My sister was told that "making love" meant baking heart-shaped cookies in your underwear. She believed it until she was 12!

Boomer

i used to think a sex crime was when you didn't do sex correctly! lolss!

oh so innocent!

I believed that oral contraception meant talking your way out of it x]

Stupid

until i got to the 8th grade i thought boners was a type of bone that was in your leg so one day my teacher asked me what the long bone on the leg was i said "BONER" and that was a bad day for me

mrorangebritt

When I was little my mom told me that a prostitute was a woman who sold her body parts. I imagined her auctioning off an extra kidney or some tonsils.

Jen

When I was 15 years old, my buddy and I told our girl friend that black people had black semen.. she believed it and asked a teacher in the middle of the class, the teacher said "No, they all have the same sperm colour.. believe me I know", that last part slipped and the teacher was blushing a lot and another girl asked if it was true that afrian-american people have longer members.. the teacher left the class in shame

Casey

When i was little i wanted to come to sleep with my parents because i had a bad dream so when i cam up the door it was already slightly open so i heard my mom screaming and i peeked in and i could see my mom and dad having it (but i didn't know what that was yet) so i thought my dad was hurting my mom(because she was screaming) and i called the police and i ran to my room when the police came they ran into my parents room and then caught my parents naked!!!

My parents or the police didnt decide to tell me what sex is until i was 11 so until then i thought sex was when the man hurt the girl

Sex hurts:)

I used to think that you had to have sex in hospital. I knew it was how you got babies and you did it in bed and hospitals had lots of beds. Logical, I think :-)

Andy

my boyfriend said that when he was little he used to think that sex was two people's bums kissing. (when i asked him what was supposed to come after that, he said he never figured it out past that part!)

jen

I used to think that "making love" meant doing whatever with a cute nightie on and "having sex" was the same thing only you were completely naked.

Kate

Around the age of six my best friend and I were pondering what sex was. I came up with the explanation that we both decided was the truth-----that sex was a guy sticking a Q-tip up his butt and then sticking the same one up the girl's butt. Naturally when the girl had the baby, it came out her butt too. (I didn't know we had vaginas. I just used to think that everything down there was your butt.)

Angel

I used to believe that, since heterosexual men are attracted to heterosexual women and vice versa, therefore homosexual men would be attracted to homosexual women and vice versa.

It seemed PERFECTLY logical at the time.

L

When I was 5 me and my best friend believed that when we were asleep a man from Mexico named Jessie would come and put us into boxes and give us sex changes.

Jeanne

When I was around 10 or 11, a friend told me he was going to get a "piece of ass". At the time, I was horrified, thinking somehow that you stuck a spoon in a girl's rectum and got a piece of it. When he asked me if I wanted him to get one for me too, not wanting to seem uncool, I replied, "not today."

fred

I believed that married people had sex once (obviously) and the number of, er, thrusts, determined the number of children. The woman then had a certain number of conceived eggs inside her just waiting to be born.

Also, the first time I heard the word "rape", I misheard it as "rake". I understood it was something very unpleasant, but being attacked with a rake just seemed a bit obscure.

Adam

A friend of mine, staying overnight, told me how he felt he was making progress with the sex thing. He said that his orgasm would last for half a second or so, but that he felt it was starting to take longer.

It turned out that he believed that he had to cum during the entire act of love!

He 14 then and went on to study biology.

Solitary Dolphin

My little sister argued with me when she was about 14/15 that "floor play" was what people did before moving to the bed.

The Older Sister

I used to think a womens vigina hole was about an inch below her belly button. Needless to say i was pretty shocked the first time I stuck my hand down a girls pants and couldnt find the hole! With a little help I was well on my way to manhood.

Joe america

My husband of 25 years believed that if a man and woman saw each other naked they HAD to have sex. I think he still believes it.

Glinda