I walked in on my parents having sex when i was about four. I told them that if i caught them again, I would call the police! I thought they were trying to kill each other!!!

K

When I was about five, my mother told me that a brothel was a place where prostitutes made soup. It took me years to catch on.

Jacky

My babysitter had a keychain that I found and it said something about being "horny" and when I asked her what it meant she told me that "horny" meant happy, so when I was like 6 I was running around telling everyone I was horny!

Leslie

While arguing about what sex was in gym class in 3rd grade, one girl adamantly stated that sex was when a man and a woman go into a field of flowers and lie naked there and pee on each other.

Everyone believed this until one boy told us what it really was.

johnny u. and alexandria m.

When I was in primary school, I read in magazine story of woman, whose little daughter didn't want to stay with her brother (girl's uncle) and it later turned out that he raped little girl. I asked my mom what it means. She lied to me that it means "to beat", not willing to tell the truth.

Some time later, a girl in our class made me angry, and I told in front of class, that one day I'm gonna rape her. That taught my mom a good lesson. She has always been honest with me ever since.

Liczyhrabia

I was quite a knowing teen, and one day, When my Dad had comehome from work, and was reading the paper, I asked him 'in all innocence'

"Daddy, what's a nymphomaniac? I've heard the word on the TV. What does it mean?"

My Dad went red, rustled the paper and looked really embarassed and said:

"It's Joan Collins, now shut up!"

Bless!

Sarzi

When I was about 9 I thought lesbians were just beple from a country called Lesbia. I was playing The sims and and I made a family... they were all girls cuz i was a girl... I called them the lesbians... later my older brother was playing and asked if I made it. I said Yes... He had to explain to me what lesbians Really Ment. I was sooooo embarassed!!! lol

Lesbia

My sister was told that "making love" meant baking heart-shaped cookies in your underwear. She believed it until she was 12!

Boomer

i used to think a sex crime was when you didn't do sex correctly! lolss!

oh so innocent!

My dad used to tell my sisters and I that before a boy could kiss us, he had to kiss my dad--the same way he wanted to kiss us!!
It worked for a while...

Anon

I believed that oral contraception meant talking your way out of it x]

Stupid

In my family sex isn't really a talked about subject, so when I was younger (almost in high school) I thought sex was just a dirty thing perverted people did and had nothing to do with getting pregnant. I remember thinking I'd be so embarassed if I ever found out anyone in my family had ever had sex. By the way, my mum has seven children.

Sim

until i got to the 8th grade i thought boners was a type of bone that was in your leg so one day my teacher asked me what the long bone on the leg was i said "BONER" and that was a bad day for me

mrorangebritt

When I was little my mom told me that a prostitute was a woman who sold her body parts. I imagined her auctioning off an extra kidney or some tonsils.

Jen

When I was 15 years old, my buddy and I told our girl friend that black people had black semen.. she believed it and asked a teacher in the middle of the class, the teacher said "No, they all have the same sperm colour.. believe me I know", that last part slipped and the teacher was blushing a lot and another girl asked if it was true that afrian-american people have longer members.. the teacher left the class in shame

Casey

Up until I was about 12, I thought an 'Orgy' was when people got together and organized things.

Leah

When I was younger, I thought sex was two peolpe pressing their nipples together.

Katz

When I was in 1st or 2nd grade I sometimes watched One Life To Live with my mom when I was home from school. At the time there was a character who had raped a woman and during his trial they were talking about how he ripped her clothes off. Well, I thought that they were saying "raked", not "raped" and so I thought if you "raked" someone it meant that you took a rake and ripped all their clothes off with it. I agreed with the characters on the show that this was a horrible crime!

Anon

One day we were talking at the dinner table and somewhere in the conversation someone metioned sex. My litte sister (only 9, my brother, sister and me are 10 years older or more) tried talk along with everybody, as if she knew what sex was. So my mother asked her if she knew what it was and she replied: It's when people rub their feet together. My parents didn't understand, but I did. My sister and me had just watched some television. Here in the Netherlands we have descriptions for tv programs and movies. They use pictograms to describe what kind of things you can expect in a movie of tv show. For example if there is violence in it. And also if there is sex in it. The pictogram for sex is four feet, two facing up and two facing down between the first two. So naturallly sex is rubbing your feet together!

Anne

At around 6 years old, I heard the word "sex".... A few of us who rode the bus together, agreed that "sex" was lying naked with the opposite sex and eating fruit.

Terri