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I thought being a vegetarian was cool and i had just learned what it meant, no eating meat. So one day me and my cousin and her friend were paling with those old Polly dolls from the 90's and I sad my was a virgin meaning to say vegetarian. Well i found out what it really meant. how i got the two mixed up I don't know!

summer
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I was born in September and therefore am a virgo zodiac sign. When I first heard the word "virginity", I thought that anybody who was born in September had virginity. I thought a virgo and a virgin were the same thing!

Clueless Virgo
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As a child I believed that a 'virgin' was a holy person (because of the virgin mary) so when one of my classmates asked if i was a virgin, i said no! I still laugh

Anon
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As a little girl, I had heard the story of Jesus's birth and the Virgin Mary many times. And from that story I came to believe that a virgin was a woman that had a baby before she was married, because the Virgin Mary wasn't married to Joseph when she got pregnant. LOL. I'm 13 now, but my mom still thinks it was cute.

Bailey
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I first heard the word virgin on the television, when I was about 9, and I asked my parents what that meant. My dad told me that it means that it was a person who had not slept with anyone. To confirm, I said that means you and mommy are not virgins and he said yes. I thought he meant slept together as in the same bed and thats it. For months until I found out what sex was, i thought me and my brother werent virgins because we used to nap on the same bed in the afternoon!

Confused Rockstar
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I used to think virginity meant that u couldnt have sex

Mack
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When I was in 1st grade I heard about virginity. Unlike other people, my mom was VERY open about sex and stuff, I learned about it early. It never freaked me out.

Then when I was at school the next day we were talking about zodiacs. Some girl raised her hand and said "I'M A VIRGO!!" I laughed and said, "You mean VIRGIN!" My teacher was shocked and pulled me aside at recess to tell me the differerence. My mom won't leave me alone about it.

NOYB
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When I was in fourth grade I went to a private Christian academy. We were discussing something about jesus and mary and someone asked what a virgin was. Our teacher told us that a virgin was a woman who was unmarried. Luckily most of us were smarter than that already.

Alexzan
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When I was around seven years old, I asked my mom what a virgin was. She explained to me very quickly that a virgin was someone who had never been in love before. I loved my parents, so I would proudly walk around telling people that I wasn't a virgin. It wasn't until I was ten that I actually found out what a virgin was, and I was quite mortified.

Anon
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My mom once told me that if you only had sisters, you were a virgin.

Anon
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For the longest time, I thought "being a virgin" had to do with being the Virgin Mary, which sounded way too girly for a kid like me. So when I was asked if I was a virgin, I proudly said that I wasn't. When I was then asked who I had lost my virginity to, I thought long and hard about the manliest thing to say. "My dad" was what I came up with.

Matt Maiorano
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I used to think that you were a virgin if you had never spilt any food on your trousers

So when I split ketchup on myself at christmas I said "Oh damn I 'm not a virgin any more"

My grandparents were there
I was told what it really was later that day

Daniel
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My family and I were having dinner at a resturant, when it was time to go my mom suggested that we take a doggy bag home for my brother (who is a vegetarian), when the waitress walked up my sister answered my mother saying "we can't take this home for him, you know he's a virgin" you could only imagine the look on the waitress face, was I the only one laughing or what! (My sister is 3 yrs. older than me)

Q
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I used to think that when somebody called you a virgin it meant that you were a lezbien

Becca
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When I was younger, I believed that being a virgin meant being really holy, a level above sainthood since the only person with which I had ever heard the word "virgin" correlated was the Virgin Mary. When watching the movie It with my family, I heard one of the characters announce that he was still a virgin; at first, I thought that meant that the only other person as holy as Mary was that character in the movie.

Anon
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I used to think that all girls are virgin unless they marry.

Herbert R. L.
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I used to believe that girls are only allowed to be call virgins.

Herbert R. L.
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I used to believe that if you lost your virginity to someone, you would stuff a flower up their nose, put a rose in their teeth and immediately call their astrologer to say that their starsign had been changed to Virgo.

Amaryllis
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Last year in my freshman year of highschool, some freshman boy asked me if a I was a virgin. I thought he meant if I was a "virgo".

I said no, and he freaked out.

Michelle
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I used to think a virgin was a monster that would come up from under your bed and look like a nice person (angelic) but then eat you if you didn't say your prayers

Alexa
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