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I used to think virgins were saints.
Anonymous
A friend and I (age 6 or 7) once debated the subject of "virginity". Having a younger mom (she's only 20 years older than I am), I knew that losing your virginity meant that you had "done it". My friend, however, insisted that it was when someone else saw you naked. I used to get so worried that I wasn't a virgin because my mom saw me in my panties everyday to help me get dressed for school!
The "Naked" Truth
In 5th grade, a girl asked me if I was a virgin. I said no because I thought a virgin was some sort of prophet or a saint.(I was watching Hocus Pocus and a virgin had to light the candle. I assumed that a virgin was somebody who was more special than anyone else.) When the girl started laughing I said "Just Kidding." It was 2 years until I found out what a virgin was.
chels
My sister used to tell me that virgins were people who haven't been kissed, and my uncle told me that a pervert is someone who farts in the bathtub and bites the fart bubbles.
In pre-school I had a girl friend who I used to take baths with when my mom had to babysit her. Of course we would do 'naughty' things and I always just thought she had a really really small 'pee pee'.
Jordan
When I was little a schoolmate of mine came up, and asked me if I was a virgin (In my opinion he was just excited that he knew what being a virgin meant, and he started asking) but I didnt have a clue of what it meant. The only place that I had heard that word was: The virgin Mary, so trying to look like I knew what he was talking about, I said no (I had assumed it was something like you were a saint) the boy teased me so much, and I still didnt get why. Then a teacher explained what it meant, I was so ashamed; from that point on I always ask about things I dont know.
Mandy
When I was little 'Hocus Pocus' was one of my favorite movies. In one scene, a fake cop asked the main character 'Are you a virgin, kid?' and he replies 'Uh huh. Look, I'll get a tatto on my forehead!' Ans so for the longest time, I thought a virgin was someone who did not have a tatto.
Maddy
When i was about 6, i got virgin mixed up with virgo. I used to tells my friends i was a virgin, and ask them if they were. They'd say no and i'd laugh at them.
When I was little I didn't know what "Virgin" meant so I assumed it was an insult. At around age 7 I was in the schoolground one day and someone yelled "You're a Virgin!" called me a virgin, and I yelled back, "No I'm not!!!"
When i was four, six older boys were tryign to make me mad and they satrted callign me a virgin. Being a very mad four year old and not knwoing what a virgin was a started charging at them and running down th estreet yellign at the top of my lung "I AM NOT NOT NOT A VIRGIN"
Being a catholic, when i was younger i was always taught about the virgin mary, not completley understanding what a virgin was apart from mary was one and she was pretty much god's wife, when madonna released 'like a virgin' i thought for a long time that she was in fact a nun!
bitdopey
When i was young, I thought being a virgin meant you were from Virginia.
Marcy
When I was a kid, my mom was way too afraid to talk to me about sex. So one day, I asked her if SHE was a virgin. She replied with, "yes." For a while, I honestly thought I was the second coming of Christ.
when my mom first told me about the birds and the bees, she didn't really explain virginity, so i thought after you had sex, you gave the man a gift called virginity
Believe it ot not...this happened while I was a Junior in High School. I was walking down the hallway between classes with a group of my friends (girls). One of them asked the group in general if anyone was a virgin. Being a good Catholic girl, I immediately thought of the Virgin Mary and loudy exclaimed for all to hear, "Of course not, I am not a virgin!". (I was stunned that anyone would think they were as good and holy as the Virgin Mary).
Well, everyone laughed hysterically including the two teachers who turned around to look to see who made that statement and smiled (knowing that I was naive and did not know what I was saying).
My friends, when they stopped laughing hysterically, clued me in....Then, my face got red and I was glad when the bell between classes finally rang and I could escape everyone in the hall who were laughing! Needless to say, I never responded so boldly again to any questions about which I knew nothing!
KATHYS
once my sister and i kept calling our little sister a virgin and she kept screaming "no im not!" so loud that my parents came in and she told them what we were saying. we thought it was pretty funny...but apparently my mom didnt...
smash
when i was 12 or so, i had to go to an afterschool care, not many other kids my age went there so i often just stayed away from the younger kids.
one day i was bored so i started asking all the young kids if they were virgins, they all thought it was bad and all answered 'no'. i laughed so much.
a teacher found out and told the principal.
i got a detention.
When i was in 3rd grade someone asked me if i was a virgen and since i didn't kno what it ment i said no without knowing it ment u'd done it
tori
When i was younger (about 12) I thought that "virgin" was a starsign (I was confusing it with "virgo") One day I was with my friend when her brother thought it would be funny to talk about sex. He asked if I was a virgin and I looked confused and said "No, im not! I heard they're the worst kind of people"
Luceh
I used to believe that a virgin was 5 lesbian women having sex because i saw a show about the spice girls and they said they were all virgin so i concluded that they were lesbian having sex and when they asked me in the 5th grade if i was a virgin i said ewww no!! lol
NATHALIE
when i was little I used to think that when you drank a virgin margarita it meant that you had to stay virgin the rest of the day.
drink=no sex!
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