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My family and I were having dinner at a resturant, when it was time to go my mom suggested that we take a doggy bag home for my brother (who is a vegetarian), when the waitress walked up my sister answered my mother saying "we can't take this home for him, you know he's a virgin" you could only imagine the look on the waitress face, was I the only one laughing or what! (My sister is 3 yrs. older than me)

Q
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I used to think that when somebody called you a virgin it meant that you were a lezbien

Becca
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When I was younger, I believed that being a virgin meant being really holy, a level above sainthood since the only person with which I had ever heard the word "virgin" correlated was the Virgin Mary. When watching the movie It with my family, I heard one of the characters announce that he was still a virgin; at first, I thought that meant that the only other person as holy as Mary was that character in the movie.

Anon
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I used to think that all girls are virgin unless they marry.

Herbert R. L.
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I used to believe that girls are only allowed to be call virgins.

Herbert R. L.
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I used to believe that if you lost your virginity to someone, you would stuff a flower up their nose, put a rose in their teeth and immediately call their astrologer to say that their starsign had been changed to Virgo.

Amaryllis
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Last year in my freshman year of highschool, some freshman boy asked me if a I was a virgin. I thought he meant if I was a "virgo".

I said no, and he freaked out.

Michelle
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I used to think a virgin was a monster that would come up from under your bed and look like a nice person (angelic) but then eat you if you didn't say your prayers

Alexa
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i used to believe that being a virgin means to have the star "virgo".

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When i was 11 i had my GF over to my house, we were just sitting in my room watching a movie( Recess Schools out) and i had just finished my cherry cola witch i loved.

So i went down stairs to get some more but all i had left was regular ! so i poured some of it into a cup and went back to my room.

The conversation i had when i got back went something like this..

" Hey (insert name here) did you keep the movie paused?"

"Nah sorry"

"O come on you know it's one of my favorites"

"O well did you get more Cherry cola "

"Nah i had to get regular so i guess were got to pop your cherry"

"Ew you pervert I'm calling my mom"

"ALL I WANT IS CHERRY COLA WY WONT YOU LET ME USE YOUR CHERRY!"

so of coarse i had no clue why she was so made and suddenly wanted to leave so i told my mom i was going to break up with her because "she wouldn't let me pop her cherry"

my mom was in utter disbelief as i went on and on about all i wanted was her damn cherry , in till she realized what i meant, we had "the talk" and i came to school the next day with a cherry and told my gf what i meant when i said i wanted her cherry.

Fun times...(at the time i had no clue what in meant i allways thought they just kept a cherry around just in case..pretty dumb.

IwantYourCherry
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I heard the word Virgin from my mom she told me it was a girl who had never slept with a boy, my cousin was a boy and we slept in the same bed all the time so I thought I wasn't a Virgin any more. when we where on the way home from church I told my GRand pa that I wasn't a virgin any more he freaked out and asked me what a virgin was I and I told him that me and my cousin had been sleeping in the same bed and he gave me this long speech explaining what it really ment to be a virgin.

Sugar foots
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When I was about 9 or 8 I though a verginity was another name for a Barbie doll. So one day i went to school and told my friend " I lost My verginity last night " cause I lost my doll. The teacher heard me and I got in trouble and did't understand why.

Richelle
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when i was 7 i was told that if a car was rained on, it wasn't a virgin. well i thought the same went fo people. later in 6th grade some friends were talking about virginity. i proudly said that i wasn't a virgin. many questions and some explaining came next.

k
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I used to think that you only didn't have your virginity while having sex, and when you weren't, you had it. One time I used that belief in a conversation with my mom, and she straightened me out! Embarrassing!

Lauren
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When I first heard the word virgin, when I was around 11 I was around a lot of people who were older and that liked to talk dirty all the time, and someone asked "Are you a virgin?", in a serious way and I thought he was asking are you from Virginia, and I was born in New York and moved to New Jersey when I was little, so I had no idea why they would think that, so I responded "Um... No... why would you even think that?", acting like I was all smart and they were dumb. Image an 11 year old saying that. How embarassing. That was so long ago... but I still can remember it, it's one of those memories that you can always think about and laugh.

Mamorufan54 (Mamochan)
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When I was younger my friends had all told me that when you lose your virginity you bleed and the blood burns the guys penis. So I was terrified of losing my virginity in fear of burning off a guys penis...

Anon
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My friend told me about this one. One day my friend was talking to her neighbor, who was about 10 years old. During the conversation, the neighbor says, "I don't ever want to be a virgin, just like Brittany Spears!" Needless to say, my friend, as well as the girl's parents were shocked. We're still not sure what she thought she was saying, but she'll never live it down!

Haley
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When i was aroun 8 or so i heard the term "Virgin" applied to 16-17 year old female friend of the family. Naturally i asked my dad what it meant. He told me a virgin was "tease" and proceeded to elaborate further. By the end of his rant i had a very low opinion of "Virgin's." I now know that he held this particular girl in quite a bit of contempt at the time. Im sure he thought i forgot all about it but when a new neighbor moved in next door (about 30 years old with 2 children) i was very concerned and thougfht it neccesary to ask her if she was a virgin... I remember to this day her surpsrise when i asked that question (we had just met). After her initial shock she proceeded to ask me what i thought a virgin was. I remmebr explaining it to her... Funny her and my dad never quite got a long the whole time we lived there... :)

jim
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When I was about eleven or twelve and heard the teenage girl on the bus talk about "getting her cherry popped" I thought she was talking bout some guy popping off her nipples. I figured out a few years later that it meant losing her virginity.

that makes my nipples hurt
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I come from a catholic family, so they always talked about the Virgin Mary and I thought virgin was part of her name so if anybody would've asked me if I was a virgin I would've probably said no.

Anon
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