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when i was little I used to think that when you drank a virgin margarita it meant that you had to stay virgin the rest of the day.

drink=no sex!
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one time, I believed being a virgin meant that you HAD had sex already and not being a virgin meant you HADN'T had sex yet. So I was known as the purest girl in seventh grade. (I'm in ninth now.) So on a walk from the bus stop, my friends were teasing me in a joking way. "You're a virgin. You're a virgin!"
I yell out loud. "I AM NOT A VIRGIN!" I got stares from a lot of people. My friends and I were laughing in tears.

Anon
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When I was younger, a girl in my class said that a virgin was a make-believe character, as in Santa Clause, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, etc. I believed her for a while.

jess
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for some reason i thought being a virgin meant you had never had a sex-change operation and ran around the neighbourhood asking all the teenagers if they were virgins until mmy mother made me stop

Anon
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when i was in grade school a friend asked if i was a 'virgin'. i had never heard of the term before but i didnt want to ask. it sounded like horoscope sign to me (virgo) so i said no. i immediately knew i gave the wrong answer when i had to beg the girl not to tell everyone.

tiffany
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In year six everyone was learning about 'virgins and non-virgins' etc, and we were all really confused as to which meant which, so when my this boy asked my friend if she was a virgin (he knew the difference) she went 'eurgh, don't be disgusting...of course i'm not!'

i still make fun of her, dirty girl !

lellie
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When I was a child in Catholic school we were discussing the meaning of the "Virgin Mary." My mother had told me that women only have sex in order to have children (good Catholic girl). Since my brother & I are adopted I assumed that meant my mother was a virgin and I proudly informed the nun that my mom was the same as the Virgin Mary. I think the nun called my mom because I got a "sex talk" later that week.

Cheryl
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I used to believe that virgins were an organized reliougous group who chose not to have sex.

Pamela
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WHEN I WAS 10 I THOUGHT BEING A VIRGIN WAS SOMETHING BAD. SO WHEN KIDS WOULD TEASE ME AND ASK ME IF I WAS A VIRGIN I WOULD SAY "HECK NO!"

Sara
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I used to think that virginity was a religion :)

Sara
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I used to believe that Vagina was pronounced Vag-na. I also used to believe that Penis was pronounced pen-is like a pen. In addition, I believed that if you french kissed a boy you were no longer a virgin. I found this out one day at the local pool when I proudly told a 15 year old lifeguard that I was no longer a virgin at 11. She was aghast and said that she was still a virgin and I wondered if maybe I had the wrong idea about what a virgin was!

Ellen Hietala
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When I was 16 my friend Mary told me she was a virgin becauce her bf had small dick and that as long as she never had sex with a guy that was big she would never get streached out and would always be a virgin

Anon
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i used to think that a 'virgin' was a type of bird, sort of like a raven. i think i came up with this philosophy after hearing (and dancing to) "like a virgin" by madonna. hah come on, i was only 6..

kerry
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I had over heard some older girls talking when I was 9, They were talking about losing their cherry to so and so.. I was very curious. So my friends and I put it together somehow that you actually had a Cherry in your vagina. I remember looking at it with a mirror trying to see it. Ieven tried to feel it in the shower. LOL

I also thought thats what was ment by eating you out. That the guy was eating your cherry.

crystal
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i used to believe that a virgin was sum one who wore white socks

twinkle toes
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Until I was ten, I was convinced that being a virgin had nothing to do with sex. When I was finally told the real definition, I replied ingidnantly, "That's not true! Mary was a virgin and of course she had sex, how else could she have made Jesus?"

Obviously my church wasn't doing a very good job of spreading the good news to us little ones.

Victoria
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when i was about seven i watched a film about some bad witches and they needed to find a virgin to do some bad spell. this virgin was a good witch so i guessed that virgin was just the name for someone that did good magic.

lu
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When I was 13 we asked a girl at school if she was a Virgin, her reply was no I'm a pisces?? I wish I had asked her what virgos were!

Anon
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I thought that being a virgin meant you were having sex constantly and living in Virgina.

Anon
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When I was about eight years old and living in the Florida Keys, a "new kid" came to our school from New York City. His origins made him instantly popular, and everyone totally believed what I now recognize as his bragging lies. The most disturbing of these lies (which I absolutely believed at the time) was when he said one day during lunch, "I have sex with girls until their cherries pop!" Having no idea what "popping a cherry" meant, I interpreted this to mean that he would have sex with girls until their breasts exploded!

Ryan P. Murray
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