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me and my friend were watching a movie with my mom and dad and the word virginity popped up.Instantly I asked what it meant and my dad said its when you havnt skiied.Im guessing he forgot about telling me this because one day we went skiing and the first thing i said was how happy I was to not be a virgin anymore!!!

Sara
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when i was about 10 i thought if you were a virgin you had, had sex, then one day a classmate asked me if i was a virgin and i said no, you should of seen the look on the teachers face

andrea
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A couple years ago (when i was about 12)i was told that if you have given "oral sex" you are no longer a virgin. So last year some chick asks me if im a virgin, i answer with a simple sweet NO. this was in like 7th grade, so everyone flipped out! turns out i really was a virgin, but now i know better... now i can answer NO.

PunK-N-DRubLiC
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I used to believe that 'virgo'which is my starsign, and 'virgin'was the same thing. That's why I declared to everyone in my Grans kitchen one day when I was 6: "I'm a virgin!"

Vic
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when i was younger i heard the word "popping your cherry" so i thouth that it ment pulling the stem off the top of cherry

once when i was 8 or 9 i brought my friend(that was a girl) into my room and we were watchin tv when we wanted sumthing to snack on so we went to the fridge and we picked out a jar of cherries then went went back to my room then i said wanna pop your cherry? next thing i know shes screaming and my mom runs in and my friends screaming "You cant touch my that way!!!!"

coolryguy-12
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As a child I thought virginity was a religion.

Susan
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When I asked my mother what a virgin was. Her reply was a woman who had never known a man. For the next few months I believed I wasn't a virgin because I knew so many guys.

Nani
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I used to believe that virgins can't have sex and have to wait till they're not.

[to_xp]Gekko
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I always thought until a few months ago that 14 was the average age that people lose their virginity.

Fernando
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When "Like A Virgin" came out, I asked my Dad what a virgin was. To avoid having my curiousity go any further, he simply said, "It's a kind of viking". I'm just grateful that that didn't completely screw up my development.

Zeitgeist
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My sister used to believe that being a virgin meant you had sex. She was horrified that my father thought she was a "virgin" as a young teen. My father was equally horrified that she was insisting she was not a virgin. This painful discussion went on until I figured out she had it backwards and let them both know.

Dee
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When I was little someone gave me a unicorn toy that had a story about how only virgins got to see unicorns.
Years later, when I lost mine, I suddenly had this heart crushing moment when I relized I was never going to get to see a unicorn.

Anon
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Rewind twenty-odd years to a little boy learning about astrological signs. Cancer, the crab -- check. Leo, the lion -- check. Virgo, the... what? Virgin? What the heck is that? Well, the picture in the book is of a young and attractive young lady, so that's what a virgin must be.

Some months/years later, the word "virgin" came up in a conversation with my sister (a year older than I.) She accused me of not even knowing what the word meant. I indignantly said, "Yes I do, it's a pretty woman!" I was very embarrassed when she corrected me.

Red
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The first context in which I head "Virgin" was "Virgin Mary." So I thought it meant female Saint, or holy woman.

Anon
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I used to believe that snogging was having sex, and that fingering was wen you put your finger in someones ear and tickle them, Do you now how many years ive had of bullying after sayin that i wasnt a virgin, i thought it ment a girl!!!

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When I was in the third grade, we were outside playing at recess when several of the boys were asking the girls if they were virgins, Of course I didn't know what that was and thought It must be something bad because of the way they were snickering so of course I was sure to tell them I was not. Of course they had a field day with that and I was mortified when one of the other girls told me what a virgin was, needless to say I then tried to tell them I was but you know boys...It was sometime before they'd leave me alone about it.....

red faced 3rd grader
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when i was about 8 years old, my mom and my sisters (they were all adults or teens) were sitting around talking about sex. I had just walked in the room when my mom said "at least I still have ONE virgin" I got so upset and started crying..I yelled "I AM NOT!!" my mom was shocked. she asked me if i knew what a virgin was,i said "it's something bad mommy, and I don't wanna be a bad." she just started laughing.

Nicole.C
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when i was younger, my first girlfriend asked me if i woz avirgin. I replied no 'youve got my name wrong, i'm not mary, im joseph'

joey vernon
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FOR A CHURCH PAGENT ONCE WHEN I WAS LITTLE I GOT TO BE MARY SO I TOLD EVERY ADULT I KNEW THAT I WAS ONLY PRETENDING TO BE A VIRGIN. WHEN MY MOTHER FOUND OUT SHE HAD TO CALL EVERYONE UP AND EXPLAIN WHAT I MEANT I STILL DON'T THINK THEY BELIEVED HER.

JANE
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I was about 6 when I heard the term " Popping your cherry" I always thought this was talking about blowing a bubble with gum...somehting i had been wanting to do...so one night i told my mom" I want to pop my cherry" as U can imagine...my mom freaked...but later explained just what it meant

ChErRy PoPa
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