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When i was first asked if i was a virgin, i had no idea what it ment. I had never made any decicioon as far as i was aware to become 'virgin', whilst I had become 'vegetarian'. i half suspected they ment vegan, so i said No, i'm a vegetarian, whiuch got a lot of laughs.
I first recall hearing the word "virgin" in Mel Brook's "History of the World Part I." I figured that was a term for someone who was a resident of Virginia.
In sixth grade we believed that if you used dirty words you were no longer a virgin, so we went around bragging about how we weren't virgins anymore. We honestly had no idea it had anything to do with sex! Wasn't that silly?
When I was about 10, some rude boys at the little store I rode my bike to asked me if I was a virgin. I was generally a very smart girl and didn't want to admit I didn't know what one was, but the way they said it made it sound disgusting, so I said "No!"
At the age of about 8 my older friends convinced me that being a virgin was being a very very nice person. Consequently, I went around asking people - lots of adults - if they were virgins. Boy did my mom beat me for that one!
Once me, my mom and sister were sitting in our living room when Madonna's " like a Virgin" came on the Radio" I was probably 5 or6 and I heard the line "touched for the very first time" and at that moment I proudly proclaimed to my sister and mother that I was not a Virgin because I had been touched lots of times.( I am not sure How I figured out being touched made you not a virgin, but I did) I didn't understand why they thought that was so funny..
Thanks Madonna for messing up little kids minds..
my little brother asked me if our mum was a virgin. When I told him no of course not, he acted like he had known all along. But a couple of minutes later, he asked me if our dad was.
For the longest time as a child, I thought I might be pregnant because I had french-kissed a boy from down the block. For years I wondered whether I was a true "virgin" or not. Wasn't until years later that I realized I was a virgin and he was an awful kisser.
When i was about six i was singing along to "like a virgin" by Maddona, and i looked at my mum and dad and said "look, thats what i am isnt it mum?!"
Mum and Dad looked at each other horrified at having such a worldly six year old, and mum managed to splutter "what do you mean?!"
I looked at them like they were stupid, and replied "like a THIRD YEAR...im in class 3 at school!!!!!"
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