i used to think whenever you decide to lose your virginity you will go to a doctor and he would kindly create a hole for you in order to lose your virginity.
lucky doctors doh :P

chilli

When I was about 10, some rude boys at the little store I rode my bike to asked me if I was a virgin. I was generally a very smart girl and didn't want to admit I didn't know what one was, but the way they said it made it sound disgusting, so I said "No!"

CC

My sister used to tell me that virgins were people who haven't been kissed, and my uncle told me that a pervert is someone who farts in the bathtub and bites the fart bubbles.

In pre-school I had a girl friend who I used to take baths with when my mom had to babysit her. Of course we would do 'naughty' things and I always just thought she had a really really small 'pee pee'.

Jordan

I USE TO BELIEVE THAT A VIRGIN WAS VERY HOLY PERSON WHO USE TO GO TO CHURCH A LOT IT WASNT UNTIL I GOT MAD WIT MY TEACHER AND STARTED CALLIN HER A VIRGIN AS SHE WAS ALWAYS IN CHURCH SHE WASNT HAPPY WIT ME WAT SO EVER

Anon

When i was about 6, i got virgin mixed up with virgo. I used to tells my friends i was a virgin, and ask them if they were. They'd say no and i'd laugh at them.

Anon

At the age of about 8 my older friends convinced me that being a virgin was being a very very nice person. Consequently, I went around asking people - lots of adults - if they were virgins. Boy did my mom beat me for that one!

Patty

When I was about 9 or 8 I though a verginity was another name for a Barbie doll. So one day i went to school and told my friend " I lost My verginity last night " cause I lost my doll. The teacher heard me and I got in trouble and did't understand why.

Richelle

I used to think that if you were a virgin it meant you had sex before. little did i know it was the other way around. I thought this beucase the stupid boys in our 4th grade class would go around asking you if you were a virgin. if you said yes it was bad, and if you said no they would leave you alone. so for years some crude jokes or whatever by kids would say are you a virgin i'd say no. even though i was i was i had it backwards. lol.

layla

when i was 12 or so, i had to go to an afterschool care, not many other kids my age went there so i often just stayed away from the younger kids.
one day i was bored so i started asking all the young kids if they were virgins, they all thought it was bad and all answered 'no'. i laughed so much.
a teacher found out and told the principal.
i got a detention.

Anon

I used to think that oral sex was the same thing as french kissing. I also used to think that french kissing made you lose your virginity. up untill I was around 14 or 15 I thought that handjobs, fingering, oral, etc. counted as sex and losing your virginity. nobody told me this, I just drew these conclusions myself

mislead child

for some reason i thought being a virgin meant you had never had a sex-change operation and ran around the neighbourhood asking all the teenagers if they were virgins until mmy mother made me stop

Anon

when i was younger, my first girlfriend asked me if i woz avirgin. I replied no 'youve got my name wrong, i'm not mary, im joseph'

joey vernon

When i was little bout (4/5) i used 2 b-lieve that popping ur cherry meant squeesing a cherry into a glass, 2 get da juice out.So i used 2 go around sayin i always pop da cherry n every1 used 2 call me names like slut n slag.Now i know why.

Emma Bond from Shrewsbury

I used to think virgins were saints.

Anonymous

My friend told me about this one. One day my friend was talking to her neighbor, who was about 10 years old. During the conversation, the neighbor says, "I don't ever want to be a virgin, just like Brittany Spears!" Needless to say, my friend, as well as the girl's parents were shocked. We're still not sure what she thought she was saying, but she'll never live it down!

Haley

I used to think that all girls are virgin unless they marry.

Herbert R. L.

I used to believe that girls are only allowed to be call virgins.

Herbert R. L.

When I was 16 my friend Mary told me she was a virgin becauce her bf had small dick and that as long as she never had sex with a guy that was big she would never get streached out and would always be a virgin

Anon

I thought being a vegetarian was cool and i had just learned what it meant, no eating meat. So one day me and my cousin and her friend were paling with those old Polly dolls from the 90's and I sad my was a virgin meaning to say vegetarian. Well i found out what it really meant. how i got the two mixed up I don't know!

summer

when i was about 6 i thought when you turned 6 that you were no longer a virgin and could have sex. so i went up to my dad and told him that i wasnt a virgin and asked permission to have sex this guy named ben who was my "boy friend" at the time. my dad just looked at me a laughed. im 30 and i still dont understand virginty.

barbara